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RizzaJax — epitome of awkwardness...

Published: 2008-10-29 22:31:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 725; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Description ok first of all lemme say all the memes i have that i am working on are not as awkward as this one >_<

let me explain myself.

I LOVE the weird, unnatural, paranormal, and just plain well....weird XD ( seriously...im watching a show on UFOs as i post this ) and this sort of fits in with that.
The idea of the man doing it...well...i dunno. its weird. *shrugs* i like it. and in a way i think its cute...and funny. cuz guys act diffrently than girls to things...and well...its funny XD plus ive always had an infatuation with pregnancy...its just...weird :\ which is rather funny cuz i would gladly live a life without sex if it ment that it would never happen to me XD

that...and i think jax acts like a pregnant woman XD seriously. that is why i didnt do aqua here tho it would be more...well... he is a seahorse its what they do. but really...he is always moody as fuck...he eats weird things *cough* trees *cough* and...well he throws up alot XD mostly cuz he eats TREES! >_< idiot. well..that and theres like a whole anatomical type thing with dragons and regurgitating their food but...im not gonna get into that.

oh and by the way...jax...you are a violent sum bitch.

im gonna go hide in a corner now and hope i dont get shunned x.x *locks self in closet*


...and those are only colored cuz i am using them as my msn icons XD

Jax, blaze, Emmalyne, and nikki are (c) me
Crayn and rr are (c)

and no its not gonna happen in the rp >\
and yes she is a full dragon. something about asexual reproduction or something... *covers face and waves away* im weird ok? go away now ><


oh...and about the kid...yeh i had a name for her even before i did this. some point in the far future i thot it would be cute if jax had a daughter...just...probably not like this XD; it does answer the fact that she is full dragon and theres no way he is gonna cheat on crayn....but...yeaaaaaaah...

emma: daddy! daddydaddydaddy! *jumps up and down* teach me to fly! cmon cmon i havnt got all day!
jax: CHILL OUT CHILD! i said i would teach you later >_< im kinda busy right now...
emma: doing whaaat?
jax: MAKING YOU THE FOOD YOU ASKED ME FOR 5 MINUTES AGO! ><
emma: you are slow! im not hungry anymore i want to fly!
jax: ...
emma: *tugs on his pants* come ooooon!
jax: dammit...
emma: YOU SAID A BAD WORD IN FRONT OF ME! IM TELLING MOMMY! *runs off* MOMMYMOMMYMOOOOMMMMYYYY!
jax: =.= *slides to the floor*
nikki: *bursts out laughing*
jax: shut up! >< why dont you make yourself useful and go catch your sister before she tattles to crayn.
nikki: *chuckles* are you kidding? no way ive GOT to see this!
jax: crap. Oz?
Oz: no..im sorry but i have to admit i want to see what happens as well ^^
jax: WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST ME!? ><
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Comments: 33

daggers1993 [2008-11-09 03:50:52 +0000 UTC]

>W< This made me crack up SOOO hard!!! XDDD -dies on floor from laughing- Jax, you are so cute and funny! X3
The checkers part me me laugh the hardest! >W< I SOO wana do this meme! XD

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 04:06:10 +0000 UTC]

isnt he? *pinches his cheeks*
jax: get away from me you evil bitch.
me: o.o *backs away*
heehee. he NEVER wins at checkers so he HAD to finish the game!
you should so do it! then i wont feel as awkward for doing it myself
*almost wants to make this rlly part of her story cuz its so funny*

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 04:17:14 +0000 UTC]

Yesh he is!
XdD lol Jax!
Stubborn! Just HAD to win at checkers! XDDD
When I get my tablet I so will! I won't do it now, cause it will look like crap,, ;_;
You should have it happen!!!!! XD it WOULD explain why she's a full dragon! eh??ehhh???? X3
My friend brought up something to happen like this one day in class, Just to laugh. But I said, that will SO happen!! >W< Theres a whole story on how ,Uh,, Demi, acctualy gets preggers! XD I wana wright about it!!...I might just.. 0.o XD;

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 04:37:58 +0000 UTC]

XP
yup! XD and he has no regrets.
jax: I FUCKIN WON THAT! I WON! YEAH!
nikki: yeah and gave us all a heart attack -_-
jax: *laughs evilly*
nikki: its not funny! D: *slaps him with a fan* bad daddy!
jax: ow..you gave me a papercut >_< BRAT! *tackles him*
XD! yeah it would! im just not sure how my friends i rp with would react to that tho...if i do it ill hafta wait a while anyways tho...they are all like...on a child spree XD; blaze and almay adopted a daughter..and they just had twin boys..and my friends charys had a little girl so...YEAH. THEY LIKE TO BOW CHIKA BOW WOW! WOOOO! XD! .... o.o *coughs* ...ANYWAYS XD
you should write about it! dude im excited now cuz im not the only one who likes this XD

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 04:45:33 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDD Jx ish the silly! XD Poor Nikki! XD His dads tard! XD!
If It were me, I would rect in a fit of laughter! XD There on a child spree? Me and My friend already were like that! XD We kinda are getting back in to it, But the kids don' come in till later!XD But we know who has kids! infact, I just draw a pick of the main charys kid's as teens today cause me and were Talking on the phone today about the mp thing! XD
Woo! everyones haveing Sex! XD Bwah!
I wana post the charrys kids as teens pic and see who can tell who they hd a kid with! XD
I will! I might just type the first part up tonight! XD I'm glad me and my froend arnt the only one's too! XDDDDD

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 04:56:36 +0000 UTC]

yeah he is a tard XD im actually rping right now and nikki is trying to avoid him cuz he is 13 and hes getting all embaressed cuz of him XD is funny and sad at the same time. lol!
ooo u should draw them! i usually do that too lol..they just arent that detailed as babys so its hard lol
XD they love sex.
ooo tha sounds like a fun game XD guess whoes kid is who!
YES! I WANNA REAAAAD! *looks excited*
i just cant help liking it XD ...ITS CUTE!

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 05:04:08 +0000 UTC]

lol! Poor Nikki! I would be emmbarased though too! XD Yeah, It can be sad, ;_; Mainly for Jax.
Yesh! -whishes there was a scanner here to post it up when It's colord- Yeah, I like drwin little kids, though kinda fail at it, but Babys,,,,,, >>; eh.
XD sounds like! But my charys do too! XDDD;
Yesh! It should be easy for like, 4 of them out of 6? XD;
XDDD an I wana write it, But it might take some time! XD;
I know, right?!?! XDDDDD

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 05:15:07 +0000 UTC]

lol yeh jax is very embaressing XD ...yeh..he is kinda depressed about it
i hear ya lol...they are hard to draw >< fun tho ^^ quite a challenge.
lol! XD horny charys!
lol...eee i cant wait to read when u is done! *sqwees*
YAH! now i kinda wanna draw more preggy jax XD;;; *blushes*

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 05:21:00 +0000 UTC]

Aww, poor Jax! -huggles Jax- D:
Yeah! Drawing is the only challenging thing I TRULY enjoy! XDDDD
LOL!!!! XD
It makes me laugh! cause we were talking about it today and my people have no clue whats wrong with him! Not even himself! and Kure is so meen to Demi about it! They finaly get it after 6 months whne they see Pip and his group randomly pop up and pip notices two heart beats! XD I SOOOO wana write about it now!!!
HAH! i would laugh hard about thoughs pics! They would be soo cute though!

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 05:32:47 +0000 UTC]

jax: yay i gets a hug ^^ i feel special now.
me: you are very special >>
jax: ^^....hey wait >>

lol! thats funny! poor demi XD BWAHA! WRIIITE! I COMMAND THEE! *gets slapped*
jax: be nice!
me: since when do you care about being nice?
jax: cuz IM the mean one! your not allowed.

heehee yeh X3 it would b rlly funny cuz jax...jax is just horrible XD he smokes and just..AH! JAX YOUR BAD! your such a man! *slaps*
jax: owwwwww >_< ...*laughs* that didnt hurt.
me: >_>

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 05:46:32 +0000 UTC]

XD poor poor Jax! XDDD

Kyaa!!!! I will!!! XDDDDD;
Your not allowd to be mean? XD I wonder If im allowed,, -ponders-

XD He wouldent be able to smoke! XDDD Poor Jax!
lol!

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 06:09:28 +0000 UTC]

XD my poor tard. *pats him on the head*
jax: =_=

wheeeeee!
jax: NO! IM THE MEAN ONE! >O MEEEEE!*points to himself*

yeah! XD he would prolly still try to tho hah! until his fionce catches him

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 06:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Heeheehee! Jax IS alot like Pip! ^///^

0.0...I'll stick with being nice then,,,,,,, 0.o....

Id hope she'd catch him!! Gah! not good! 0.0;

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 06:21:26 +0000 UTC]

XD!

jax: good plan >_> *crosses arms*

yeah XD;;;

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 06:27:30 +0000 UTC]

^^

0.o......<3?

VERY bad! XDDD

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RizzaJax In reply to daggers1993 [2008-11-09 07:23:50 +0000 UTC]

jax: ^_^b

yeah XD;

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daggers1993 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-09 07:26:28 +0000 UTC]

!

XD

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Panda-sheep [2008-10-30 13:42:53 +0000 UTC]

What? When did they get engaged? =/ weird. Now THEY'RE gunna have kids too...*sigh* I'd better just go and shoot myself now while I still have my dignity. x.x Frickin' hate kids.....XD ANYWAYS....This is funny! XD now give him a tubular pregnancy! >D

Van: I am personally offended by this. >_>

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RizzaJax In reply to Panda-sheep [2008-10-30 16:34:45 +0000 UTC]

uhhhh yeah that kinda happend on a random rp XD me and jen did....jax was talkin about how he was special cuz he was gonna be an uncle and he asked crayn if that means she would b the aunt or if that was only by marriage and rr was like dont get her hopes up! and she was all blushie blushie and he was like what? do u wanna get married? o.o so...i dont think itslike official or anything ( jeeze i talk as if its real life XD ) but... it just sounds better than girlfriend XD

lol! oh cmon ya gotta love em in non real life! *hugs all da cute little anime baybehs* you are so cute yes you are!
blaze: where the fuck did thoes come from!? O.O
rizza: *points at jax*
jax: *is dead*
rizza: ...and now im bored with them. *throws them in the garbage*

heehee XD tubular? OW! XD ya know there are actually cases kinda like that cept it actually lived and grew outside the uterus so technically it COULD be possible *scratches head* meh i watch too many science and docter shows XD
and no they arent having kids! XD read description! *points*
jax: yeah seriously i am NOT doing this on the rp. *crosses arms* i cant sit still for 5 minutes and i cant go without fighting for more than an hour >\
rizza: *sighs, shaking head* they would all be taking bets on how long it survives -_-
jax: ...i do want some of those hot sauce pancakes tho ^^
rizza: ...

jax: your offended? YOUR OFFENDED!? HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I FEEL!? *glares at rizza*
rizza: whaat? everyone else was doing it i felt left out. and since you already act like-
jax: DONT SAY IT!
rizza:....you know its true...
jax: SHUTUP! AND GO GET ME THOSE GODDAMNED PANCAKES WOMAN!
rizza: >>

blaze: *is looking for van from the other meme* oooooh vaaaaan~ aha there you are! *tackles* have my babys! *kisses him* MWAH!



...oh gosh i think my characters have gone crazy *falls over* or maybe its just me...

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Panda-sheep In reply to RizzaJax [2008-10-31 20:25:36 +0000 UTC]

I know its not real. XD Crayn would be the one having 50 babies. And I thought Jax was dead so, um...what? How would that work? Like a vampire?

Jin: >_> We know. angry little bitch.

Coosie: uh...Rissa can't cook...Unless you like charcoal with hot sauce over it.

Van: NOO! I can't go through it again! *Turned his head to the side and tries to push him off.*

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RizzaJax In reply to Panda-sheep [2008-10-31 21:45:59 +0000 UTC]

lol XD ...well yeh he is dead but his body still works and he still has uh...sperm << >> hes like...undead.

jax: i hate you all.

jax: ...Mmmm charcoal...tastes good with hot sauce and chocolate.

blaze: come ooooonnnnnnnn *kissy kissy* MWAH!

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ElvishGirl780 In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-01 19:52:30 +0000 UTC]

HE: Blaaaaaze! Im gonna kick you big blue head to your dragon kingdom if you dont let van go this instant! >> *pounds fist into hand glaring*

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RizzaJax In reply to ElvishGirl780 [2008-11-01 22:11:06 +0000 UTC]

blaze: *sticks out tongue at her* no! he is mine now

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Panda-sheep In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-01 18:53:32 +0000 UTC]

Van: Nooooooo! Tara, ATTACK!

So like H.E. in male form. XD

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RizzaJax In reply to Panda-sheep [2008-11-01 22:14:27 +0000 UTC]

XD
uh...not rlly cuz i dont think her body workd like...she dun have a heartbeat. jax has one but its slowed

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Panda-sheep In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-02 02:01:59 +0000 UTC]

so then he's still technically alive?

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RizzaJax In reply to Panda-sheep [2008-11-02 02:32:40 +0000 UTC]

well its like...yes and no >< like...his heart goes so slow if her were rlly like alive alive, he would be...well dead XD; uh that makes no sense =.= hard to explain

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Panda-sheep In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-02 02:35:10 +0000 UTC]

SO he's kinda in a comatose state, but yet still conscience?

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RizzaJax In reply to Panda-sheep [2008-11-02 02:44:11 +0000 UTC]

i guess so. i like to think of it as more like undead...like reanimated...except he dosent decay...at least as fast cuz his cheek does kinda start to come apart a bit in the future

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Panda-sheep In reply to RizzaJax [2008-11-02 06:13:34 +0000 UTC]

tell crayn to have fun with that. xD

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RizzaJax In reply to Panda-sheep [2008-11-02 21:20:09 +0000 UTC]

lol

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ElvishGirl780 [2008-10-30 02:13:21 +0000 UTC]

Ok seriously I dont know why your so *hides* about because I expect no less from you. I seriously thought it was something a LOT worse than this XD
SO FUNNY! my word for serious!! Jax is so the grumppy preggers woman I would hate to see him with weird cravings it would probably be cack with pocket lint and wood shavings XD ... XP

Crayn: JAX! Your pregnant? Ooooooo! Im so excited! *dances*
Jen: ... Ok if you start being an air head I will kill you >>
Crayn: I was kidding but ummmm nuuuu ;_; jax is cute preggers!

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RizzaJax In reply to ElvishGirl780 [2008-10-30 02:26:09 +0000 UTC]

XD cuz its weird! D: and im weird for liking it! ...he is cute tho isnt he? *pinches his cheek*
jax: *growls* i will eat that.
me: o.o me hand?
jax: YES!

he is! XD he so acts like it! ...lol!
jax: *munches on wood shavings* Mmmm potato chips! needs some mustard.
me: thats not...um...eew..
jax: get me mustard!
me: quit being an ass!
jax: c'mon *snaps fingers* baby wants some mustard!
me: -_- you are gonna kill that kid. *sighs* get it yourself *hits him with a pillow*
jax: <_<

jax: ._. n...no.... *sobs* YES! D: its all her fault! *points at rizza* YOU DID THIS TO ME! *points at "this"*
me: riiight... HAH! *points at crayn* air head!
jax: I AM NOT! >_< ..im uuugly! *sobs* UGGGGLY! ...*sees a mirror* ooo who is that handsome lookin man?
me: o.o...

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