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Never use ambiguous words explaining something, especially when an angry witch is standing in front of you. Wanting a clear (photo)shot of a squirrel ends with having a really close ~mating~meeting with one.
Maybe if he wouldn't use word 'shoot', he would just help the little squirrel once?

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Wandering through a park, I noticed a squirrel. It didn't run away, so I wanted to take a photo of it. But just as I tried to shoot it, it started to run away. I don't know why, but I started to chase it, going off the path.
“Looking for something?” I hear a voice, I turn back to see a woman sitting under a tree holding a book, she looks quite... old fashioned, or like an outcast. “Y-yeah, there was a squirrel I tried to shoot, I guess it run away” I say showing the camera.
“Shoot a squirrel?” she asks standing up, her eyes were... glowing? “You know squirrels are under my protection here?” asks angered. “No no, I mean... I tried to shoot a pho…” “Silence!” shouts. There was something powerful in her voice that forced me to obey it.
“The animal population here is low enough... but you…” she stands above me. wasn't she smaller a few moments ago? “You could help with that” says looking down at me. The squirrel I was chasing appeared on her shoulder.
I felt my clothes falling down from me, that's when I realized that she wasn't taller than me, but it was me shrinking and... changing into a squirrel! “N-no! I didn't want to kill, just... take a photo! Stooop ii…” I try to say as I lose my ability to speak.
She grabs my camera and checks it out “Human weapons are looking stranger with every decade” says turning it into dust, with the rest of my clothes. Using rests of my strength I stay on my two legs looking up scared to death.
“I told you to find a male, not one like that, but I fixed it” says petting it. “He will help you with fulfilling your duty giving four more litters or... maybe he will join in birthing half of them?” asked the squirrel with a smirk.
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Sorry, I just saw that photo and... couldn't resist using it. As always, from unsplash, so no worries about license

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Description

Never use ambiguous words explaining something, especially when an angry witch is standing in front of you. Wanting a clear (photo)shot of a squirrel ends with having a really close ~mating~meeting with one.
Maybe if he wouldn't use word 'shoot', he would just help the little squirrel once?

Text version:
***
Wandering through a park, I noticed a squirrel. It didn't run away, so I wanted to take a photo of it. But just as I tried to shoot it, it started to run away. I don't know why, but I started to chase it, going off the path.
“Looking for something?” I hear a voice, I turn back to see a woman sitting under a tree holding a book, she looks quite... old fashioned, or like an outcast. “Y-yeah, there was a squirrel I tried to shoot, I guess it run away” I say showing the camera.
“Shoot a squirrel?” she asks standing up, her eyes were... glowing? “You know squirrels are under my protection here?” asks angered. “No no, I mean... I tried to shoot a pho…” “Silence!” shouts. There was something powerful in her voice that forced me to obey it.
“The animal population here is low enough... but you…” she stands above me. wasn't she smaller a few moments ago? “You could help with that” says looking down at me. The squirrel I was chasing appeared on her shoulder.
I felt my clothes falling down from me, that's when I realized that she wasn't taller than me, but it was me shrinking and... changing into a squirrel! “N-no! I didn't want to kill, just... take a photo! Stooop ii…” I try to say as I lose my ability to speak.
She grabs my camera and checks it out “Human weapons are looking stranger with every decade” says turning it into dust, with the rest of my clothes. Using rests of my strength I stay on my two legs looking up scared to death.
“I told you to find a male, not one like that, but I fixed it” says petting it. “He will help you with fulfilling your duty giving four more litters or... maybe he will join in birthing half of them?” asked the squirrel with a smirk.
***

Sorry, I just saw that photo and... couldn't resist using it. As always, from unsplash, so no worries about license

Feel free to comment or suggest something