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Jones996 In reply to dark-ninja92 [2014-05-08 21:59:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh good god... Fine,I'll get the mop... Seeing as how some random asshole is probably gonna make me clean it up,for no damn reason... LOL

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dark-ninja92 In reply to Jones996 [2014-05-08 22:32:34 +0000 UTC]

(catches Elizabeth) I got you, just barely, but I got you. (looks at Jones996) what, I used a vigor to slow her fall just before I caught her, but I could still use some help, my arms are halfway sucked into her fat, and while enjoyable, it is inconvenient

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Jones996 In reply to dark-ninja92 [2014-05-09 00:55:26 +0000 UTC]

I'll get the superpowered fork lift... No,wait,scratch that... I'll get a dumptruck XD

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dark-ninja92 In reply to Jones996 [2014-05-09 02:14:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm sinking deeper into her fat, so, you know, no need to rush

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Jones996 In reply to dark-ninja92 [2014-05-09 04:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Wait... Whaddaya mean "you can't bring it here?"

what?

how the hell do you crash a dumptruck unto the f***ing grand canyon?

fine,bye!!! (Hangs up phone)

well... Sorry to say it but... YOU SCREWED BRO...

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dark-ninja92 In reply to Jones996 [2014-05-09 04:39:52 +0000 UTC]

(halfway sucked into Elizabeth's fat) well, tis no better way to go I guess, just do me one favor, FEED HER EVERY BIT OF FOOD ON COLUMBIA! TO HELL WITH BOOKER, IT ALL GOES TO ELIZABETH!

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Jones996 In reply to dark-ninja92 [2014-05-09 11:18:37 +0000 UTC]

Ooooookay then... ... ... ... ... ...

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