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Published: 2010-09-06 19:40:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 4752; Favourites: 76; Downloads: 0
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Description GAW NOW WHO'S THAT THEN? MR SULKY FRUMP PANTS AS A STRAPPING LAD OF 16. See, i TOLD you Omni wasn't always a fat bastard...he used to be a skinny bastard.

'BUT SLEEPDEP' you ask, 'WHERE ARE HIS SHMILLION ARMS?!'

As a DELICATE YOUTH he wore big ridiculous coats even in hot weather (as a testament to his black mood, of course) and shoved all them hands in the coat...So in general he looked kind of awkwardly lumpy...However, he has a weirdly long torso too, so it never QUITE worked out as a means of detracting attention as he planned.

Acne ridden, surly, overly hormonal and moody as hell....probably spends all day painting all his nails black and writing ironic and painfully self pitying song lyrics on his clothes......looooollllll oh, teenagers 8B

disenchanted lullabies, sing me yours i'll sing you mine...sing with me now what's a boy to do....

MODEL STUDENT OMNI MOMERO OMNI(c) sLEEPDEP 2010 do not steal. He will go all EMO ON YOUR ASS
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Comments: 78

Robotess In reply to ??? [2010-09-10 13:50:09 +0000 UTC]

hahah oh, teenage years 8 C i don't remember mine too much...i think i spent most of them in a haze of like, drawing? lol...
hahahah yeah he is AWKWARD INCARNATE...i think he will never be fully comfortable ANYWHERE...and yeah...the laces just got shorter XD

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Spoonfayse In reply to Robotess [2010-09-10 21:24:12 +0000 UTC]

I think I just skipped mine. Or it just took a late train and shall proceed to slap me in the face.

He should probably invest in some loafers (or steal Dr. Augenblick's pair, lol).

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VirusHunter In reply to ??? [2010-09-06 22:45:27 +0000 UTC]

OH HIGH SCHOOL SUCH FOND MEMORIES

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Robotess In reply to VirusHunter [2010-09-10 13:49:07 +0000 UTC]

SRSLY. of wedgies and being thrown in lockers and basically angstttttttt XD

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lhhog [2010-09-06 22:25:06 +0000 UTC]

A thin Omni!? Who'dve thought?

I wonder what was the exact point in his life when he started getting fat?

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Robotess In reply to lhhog [2010-09-10 13:48:46 +0000 UTC]

when he got his jorb as BOSSMANNNNN XD

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lhhog In reply to Robotess [2010-09-10 14:23:25 +0000 UTC]

Still, he must've been very tall even then!

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OhThatNK In reply to ??? [2010-09-06 21:22:22 +0000 UTC]

AWWWW SUCH A MOODY LITTLE GIRL. It's cute. CB

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Robotess In reply to OhThatNK [2010-09-10 13:48:24 +0000 UTC]

Lollll he probably could wear girl's underwear. i think at this point the closest he could get to that is draping them over his antlers 8 B

"i am NOT MOODY. *SULK*"

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SpaceCricket [2010-09-06 21:09:16 +0000 UTC]

Does he shop at hottopic? I bet he shops at hottopic

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Robotess In reply to SpaceCricket [2010-09-10 13:41:19 +0000 UTC]

of course. he wasn't cool enough to deface his clothing on his OWN. he was PREDEFACED!!

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Phraggle [2010-09-06 20:30:16 +0000 UTC]

I'm kinda down with the skinny version.

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Robotess In reply to Phraggle [2010-09-10 13:41:01 +0000 UTC]

i think he was down with the skinny version too...until he wasn't so much 8 C

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Phraggle In reply to Robotess [2010-09-10 21:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Until he became so skinny he wasn't there?

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raygirl In reply to ??? [2010-09-06 20:12:28 +0000 UTC]

HOmigod this is so wrong...and yet so beautifully right XD

I luuurve his smexy black lipstick, and his huge ass headphones...and his bleak outlook on the rest of the mindless masses that surround him :3

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Robotess In reply to raygirl [2010-09-10 13:40:39 +0000 UTC]

"yeah. they're just so.....sheeplike. not one understands me."

loooooll thank you thank you Ray XD yeah i had way too much fun coloring those headphones 8 B i wish i was cool enough to rock those...best i can manage are earbuds 8 C

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rocketgal [2010-09-06 20:03:52 +0000 UTC]

'UBERDORKKKKKKKK'

loss, pain, betrayel, remorse, obsession, Calvin Klein

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Robotess In reply to rocketgal [2010-09-10 13:39:29 +0000 UTC]

"FUGGOFF YOU BASTARD. i'm not allowed to talk to children"

hahahah worst underwear model EVER

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rocketgal In reply to Robotess [2010-09-10 14:18:02 +0000 UTC]

'who do I report this to then? your MOM?'

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leupstripes In reply to ??? [2010-09-06 19:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Bahahahah, DAWW, OMMERS.

WRITE IN YOUR LIVEJOURNAL. TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.

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Robotess In reply to leupstripes [2010-09-10 13:38:48 +0000 UTC]

"i did. i wrote a poem >B C

People are Sheep.
Sheep are to eat.
with a bit of mint jelly mixed with blood. "

lolllll i only wish i could say i was half as cool as he was when -i- was 16 8C

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moon-glaive In reply to Robotess [2010-12-11 23:28:40 +0000 UTC]

You really, really were! Ahahahaha!

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leupstripes In reply to Robotess [2010-09-10 13:54:32 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, that is the best ever.

I wish I was, too! XDDDD

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Robotess In reply to leupstripes [2010-09-10 14:01:01 +0000 UTC]

HEY HEY HEY do you use...GEE CHAT. you know. with the G mail? because that's where i hang out and be cool. (translation: the only Chat program i can use covertly) You shoud come hang out and be cool too 8B

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leupstripes In reply to Robotess [2010-09-10 14:51:40 +0000 UTC]

I HAS A GMAIL.

I'll try to remember what the heck it is, and hit joo up! 8D

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Retromissile [2010-09-06 19:47:43 +0000 UTC]

He's thin. he's thin. AWWW MY EYES.

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Robotess In reply to Retromissile [2010-09-10 13:37:29 +0000 UTC]

DON'T WORRY HE'S BACK TO HIS OLD LARDY SELF VERY FAST....this is just his horrible childhood anyway XD

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