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robotomize — Recipe of the day: Stewed Chillun
Published: 2011-11-06 00:59:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 146; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 1
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Description
Ingredients:2 children (preferably a boy and a girl)
Lots of candy
Copious amounts of garlic
Hot water
A very big pot (my great grandmother called it a cauldron but *shrugs*)
A ladle to stir with
Instructions:
1. Place candy all over on the exterior of your house
2. Wait for children to arrive
3. Tell the children they have a new game to play called "Find the invisible present in the cage".
4. Boil water in the pot
5. Throw in lots of garlic
6. Tell one of them that their spa is ready
7. Do not ever light your oven
Bon Appetit!
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Comments: 4
hahaha don't let your mom hear that!
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