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i have ascended meme-ality and into the heavens for this glorious piece has shown me true enlightenment

Starring:
Thomas the tank engine.
Sonic and Knuckles.
Rick and Morty.
Panty and Stocking (if they had amnesia and were told the basics of their personality's because i've never actually watched the show i just wanted to put these in here to make it a even bigger cluster fuck ).

Freddy fuckbody and Bonbon.
and a MYSTERIOUS KILLER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY.

now lets begin this holy creation that can only be great.

Chapter 1:the meet upits a quiet day on the island of sawdore (or what ever it's called) Thomas friends were tugging birds were singing and cargo was being pulled from the coal mines onto massive ships ready to be exported to other islands.everything was normal but today was a very special day for Thomas as he was gonna chug around some very important people.he was talking to Gordon about it.

Thomas"Mr conductor has given me a very special job today Gordon as he has very important visitors to our island"he said with a exited un moving grin.
Gordon"well that's amazing Thomas but why are they coming here?"he said curiously
Thomas"Mr conductor said that a man has brought them here for a mystery and if they solve it they get a reward and i get to drive them around the island as they solve it."he explained still with that creepy lifeless smile.
Gordon:"hmmmm who is the man that organized it?"gordon asked getting rather worried.
Thomas:"Mr conductor said that he would rather not explain as the man rather be kept a secret so that nothings spoiled"he said still not moving his lips.
Gordon"well ok then Thomas just be vigilant in case something bad happens,its not a very good idea to not know who your working for."he said as he chugged off before immediately coming back.
Gordon"by the way do trains have sperm?"he said out of the blue.
Thomas"goodness gracious me!"he reacted.

2 hours later at north station
our first two arrivals come and of course their the fastest things alive Sonic the hedgehog and Knuckles the echidna as they wait impatiently for the other arrivals
Sonic"where is everyone we are only 4 hours early"said sonic as he tapped his foot looking at the camera the dosent exist.
Kuckles"oh no"
sonic"your right their probably in a different time zone but why do they have to be so slow!"he asked
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"this world is too slow for me when i eat its slow when i walk it takes for ever EVERYTHING IS JUST TOO SLOW i don't have time for this knuckles i need speed i just need to go fast but life can't keep up with me!"he said while having a tantrum.
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic "slow down? why should i slow down for life to catch up?why is everyone so lazy and slow why should i have to slow down for them?!"he shouted in confusion
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"i'm not acting like a brat i'm just sick of how slow life is!"he yelled at knuckles.
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"We can argue about this all day pal and that's what i'm gonna do"
they then spent the next 2 hours arguing about the speed of life.

2 hours later
Sonic"i may of ran out of insults but i'm not giving up"he said obviously out of breath.
Knuckles"oh no"
thankfully our next two arrivals well arrive and they appear through a portal.
Rick"hey look morty look we on sawdore morty *burp* we get to see thomas morty isn't that great morty"he said walking out of the portal with a device in one hand and flask in another.
Morty"geez rick your really making 4 year old me happy rick you you really bringing the kid out of me rick."he said trying to be sarcastic but ultimately ended up just being morty.
Rick"you don't understand morty it's thomas the tank engine morty we can use him for science morty."he said in the rickest way possible.
Morty"WHAT! rick he he umm is many kids hero you can't that umm he isn't evil."he said in distress
Rick"fart cloud" he said not giving a shit.
Morty"oh"he said in a sad manner as he remembers all the things that looked innocent and were actually monsters.
Sonic"Hey"he shouted as he sprinted to them.
Rick"hey look morty it's one of the other quests."he said pointing at sonic
Sonic"names sonic what brings you here."he asked trying to not seem overly edgy and 90's
Rick"just taking my 6 year old grand kid to see thomas the tank engine he loves the show and being a loving grand parent i took him too see him plus he loves mystery's don't ya morty"he said nudging morty
Morty"uhh"
Rick"see loves them oh btw don't tell him he looks 14 he gets really upset if you tell that"
Sonic"no need to lie just checked and hes certainly 14"he said with a camera in hand as his grin turned into a frown as he realize what he just said.
Rick"did you just look at my grand sons dick"shouted rick furiously.
Sonic"GOTTA GO FAST"he then sprinted away
Rick"come back and *burp* fight me you degenerate anal clog"rick shouted waving his flask in his hand
Morty"really? anal clog"asked in a disappointed manner
Rick"i'm in a fan fiction about a bunch of characters from different franchises solving a mystery written by some asshole called RoboTrannic i'm not gonna use my A material." he belched in a insulting manner seriously hurting the writer.
Rick laid on a nearby bench drinking to his hearts consent while Morty was forced to sit on the cold hard bacteria filled concrete floor.
Morty"uh ok i'll just wait here um ya"he said speaking to a already drunk Rick
Knuckles"oh no"

1 hour later
Rick"*belch* urgh *burp* wubalubadubdub"he grumbled past out on the bench alcohol spilling over him.
suddenly from the heavens two angles descended onto this earthly realm as they land everyone (except Rick who was passed out and sonic who is somewhere gorking at the photo he took when no one was looking.) stopped what they were doing and starred (or staired or maybe even sterred)
it was the most beautiful thing ever

A TOP HAT WITH A WOMAN ATTACHED (yes i can finally mate with top-hats with this attachment)
no sadly while one of them had a snazzy tophat that can melt any man into a sex slave it was instead panty and stocking with what appears to be bruises on their heads.
(i'm probably gonna horribly butcher their characters but that's what i get when shoe horn in characters for the sake of a cheap laugh
sorry fans of panty and stocking you'll just have to bite the bullet.)
Morty"oh ummm ummm hi there ummm ladie...."he said nervously as his brain trys to process what is currently happening while his genitalia is trying to take over.
stocking just stood there sucking away at grandma's chunker wunker bunkers milkshake now with extra wunker funkers while panty do what every blonde white girl does in most anime
Panty"say no more there's some room out back."she said getting in mortys comfort zone
Morty"ughhAGH"he screamed before being hoisted away to the back.
Rick"*burp*morty? *belch*eh im sure hes fine."he said going back to sleep.
Knuckles "oh no"
Stocking"What?"she said in confusion still sucking her milkshake of chocolate.
Knuckles"oh no"
Stocking"im sorry can you be more specific?"she asked politely.
Knuckles"oh no"
Stocking"ok then if your not gonna talk im not gonna listen." she said as she walked away getting the last drops of shaky shit.
Knuckles"oh no"

40 minutes later

sonic zipped back into the fray after gorking over the photos he taken earlyier
Sonic"urgh their still not here this is what im talking about life is too slow for me too care about this."he squnched tamping his foot on the ground.
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"what you have too say is no good."he huffed at knuckles and turned his back on him.
panty then comes back from around the back located in the out back.
Stocking"so how was it?"
Panty"disappointing."she moaned
suddenly All star started playing inside one of the parked cargo-thingy and out pop no ones favorite characters.Freddy fuckboy and BonBon
Freddy"are you ready for Freddy?"he said pointing at his crouch with a pink sheep text to speech program otherwise known as Paul.
Bonbon"Freddy why are we here? i would much rather be perusing my music career and this is a great hindrance to that."he asked in a robotic voice.
Freddy" shut your assaholic bitch mouth!"freddy screamed
Panty"glad to know only the brightest of minds are here."she said sarcastically in a sarcastic manner that seemed over sarcastic that you need to know how sarcastic it is
Rick"*belch* ok lets do this shit Morty."he said getting off his bench and staggering away to find morty.
morty finally returned but a changed boy he has been enlightened
Rick"oh there you are morty hey listen while we are solving the thing can you get some of the coal inside thomas just a big handful like your caring porn to a safer place morty i need to examine it ok morty you think you can do that...morty?"he said checking if morty was still alive
Morty"......."
Rick"good enough now Morty you can finally meet thomas morty!"he said acting rather cheerful
Stocking"so we have two rodents that run fast a drunk man who thinks hes a scientist a little boy who has been forever changed and two kids trying to act like cool black people...this is gonna be one heck of a ride."she sighed a painful sigh knowing what will happen next.
Panty"we can always just fuck one of them if things get too boring and besides we could get a season two if we win.besides it involves Thomas the Fucking tank engine this will be a walk through a gay bar."she said optimistically.

and that concludes chapter one for now will i continue the series will i abandon it like rptpbhto who knows find out some time

Description
body div#devskin0 hr { }

i have ascended meme-ality and into the heavens for this glorious piece has shown me true enlightenment

Starring:
Thomas the tank engine.
Sonic and Knuckles.
Rick and Morty.
Panty and Stocking (if they had amnesia and were told the basics of their personality's because i've never actually watched the show i just wanted to put these in here to make it a even bigger cluster fuck ).

Freddy fuckbody and Bonbon.
and a MYSTERIOUS KILLER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY.

now lets begin this holy creation that can only be great.

Chapter 1:the meet upits a quiet day on the island of sawdore (or what ever it's called) Thomas friends were tugging birds were singing and cargo was being pulled from the coal mines onto massive ships ready to be exported to other islands.everything was normal but today was a very special day for Thomas as he was gonna chug around some very important people.he was talking to Gordon about it.

Thomas"Mr conductor has given me a very special job today Gordon as he has very important visitors to our island"he said with a exited un moving grin.
Gordon"well that's amazing Thomas but why are they coming here?"he said curiously
Thomas"Mr conductor said that a man has brought them here for a mystery and if they solve it they get a reward and i get to drive them around the island as they solve it."he explained still with that creepy lifeless smile.
Gordon:"hmmmm who is the man that organized it?"gordon asked getting rather worried.
Thomas:"Mr conductor said that he would rather not explain as the man rather be kept a secret so that nothings spoiled"he said still not moving his lips.
Gordon"well ok then Thomas just be vigilant in case something bad happens,its not a very good idea to not know who your working for."he said as he chugged off before immediately coming back.
Gordon"by the way do trains have sperm?"he said out of the blue.
Thomas"goodness gracious me!"he reacted.

2 hours later at north station
our first two arrivals come and of course their the fastest things alive Sonic the hedgehog and Knuckles the echidna as they wait impatiently for the other arrivals
Sonic"where is everyone we are only 4 hours early"said sonic as he tapped his foot looking at the camera the dosent exist.
Kuckles"oh no"
sonic"your right their probably in a different time zone but why do they have to be so slow!"he asked
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"this world is too slow for me when i eat its slow when i walk it takes for ever EVERYTHING IS JUST TOO SLOW i don't have time for this knuckles i need speed i just need to go fast but life can't keep up with me!"he said while having a tantrum.
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic "slow down? why should i slow down for life to catch up?why is everyone so lazy and slow why should i have to slow down for them?!"he shouted in confusion
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"i'm not acting like a brat i'm just sick of how slow life is!"he yelled at knuckles.
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"We can argue about this all day pal and that's what i'm gonna do"
they then spent the next 2 hours arguing about the speed of life.

2 hours later
Sonic"i may of ran out of insults but i'm not giving up"he said obviously out of breath.
Knuckles"oh no"
thankfully our next two arrivals well arrive and they appear through a portal.
Rick"hey look morty look we on sawdore morty *burp* we get to see thomas morty isn't that great morty"he said walking out of the portal with a device in one hand and flask in another.
Morty"geez rick your really making 4 year old me happy rick you you really bringing the kid out of me rick."he said trying to be sarcastic but ultimately ended up just being morty.
Rick"you don't understand morty it's thomas the tank engine morty we can use him for science morty."he said in the rickest way possible.
Morty"WHAT! rick he he umm is many kids hero you can't that umm he isn't evil."he said in distress
Rick"fart cloud" he said not giving a shit.
Morty"oh"he said in a sad manner as he remembers all the things that looked innocent and were actually monsters.
Sonic"Hey"he shouted as he sprinted to them.
Rick"hey look morty it's one of the other quests."he said pointing at sonic
Sonic"names sonic what brings you here."he asked trying to not seem overly edgy and 90's
Rick"just taking my 6 year old grand kid to see thomas the tank engine he loves the show and being a loving grand parent i took him too see him plus he loves mystery's don't ya morty"he said nudging morty
Morty"uhh"
Rick"see loves them oh btw don't tell him he looks 14 he gets really upset if you tell that"
Sonic"no need to lie just checked and hes certainly 14"he said with a camera in hand as his grin turned into a frown as he realize what he just said.
Rick"did you just look at my grand sons dick"shouted rick furiously.
Sonic"GOTTA GO FAST"he then sprinted away
Rick"come back and *burp* fight me you degenerate anal clog"rick shouted waving his flask in his hand
Morty"really? anal clog"asked in a disappointed manner
Rick"i'm in a fan fiction about a bunch of characters from different franchises solving a mystery written by some asshole called RoboTrannic i'm not gonna use my A material." he belched in a insulting manner seriously hurting the writer.
Rick laid on a nearby bench drinking to his hearts consent while Morty was forced to sit on the cold hard bacteria filled concrete floor.
Morty"uh ok i'll just wait here um ya"he said speaking to a already drunk Rick
Knuckles"oh no"

1 hour later
Rick"*belch* urgh *burp* wubalubadubdub"he grumbled past out on the bench alcohol spilling over him.
suddenly from the heavens two angles descended onto this earthly realm as they land everyone (except Rick who was passed out and sonic who is somewhere gorking at the photo he took when no one was looking.) stopped what they were doing and starred (or staired or maybe even sterred)
it was the most beautiful thing ever

A TOP HAT WITH A WOMAN ATTACHED (yes i can finally mate with top-hats with this attachment)
no sadly while one of them had a snazzy tophat that can melt any man into a sex slave it was instead panty and stocking with what appears to be bruises on their heads.
(i'm probably gonna horribly butcher their characters but that's what i get when shoe horn in characters for the sake of a cheap laugh
sorry fans of panty and stocking you'll just have to bite the bullet.)
Morty"oh ummm ummm hi there ummm ladie...."he said nervously as his brain trys to process what is currently happening while his genitalia is trying to take over.
stocking just stood there sucking away at grandma's chunker wunker bunkers milkshake now with extra wunker funkers while panty do what every blonde white girl does in most anime
Panty"say no more there's some room out back."she said getting in mortys comfort zone
Morty"ughhAGH"he screamed before being hoisted away to the back.
Rick"*burp*morty? *belch*eh im sure hes fine."he said going back to sleep.
Knuckles "oh no"
Stocking"What?"she said in confusion still sucking her milkshake of chocolate.
Knuckles"oh no"
Stocking"im sorry can you be more specific?"she asked politely.
Knuckles"oh no"
Stocking"ok then if your not gonna talk im not gonna listen." she said as she walked away getting the last drops of shaky shit.
Knuckles"oh no"

40 minutes later

sonic zipped back into the fray after gorking over the photos he taken earlyier
Sonic"urgh their still not here this is what im talking about life is too slow for me too care about this."he squnched tamping his foot on the ground.
Knuckles"oh no"
Sonic"what you have too say is no good."he huffed at knuckles and turned his back on him.
panty then comes back from around the back located in the out back.
Stocking"so how was it?"
Panty"disappointing."she moaned
suddenly All star started playing inside one of the parked cargo-thingy and out pop no ones favorite characters.Freddy fuckboy and BonBon
Freddy"are you ready for Freddy?"he said pointing at his crouch with a pink sheep text to speech program otherwise known as Paul.
Bonbon"Freddy why are we here? i would much rather be perusing my music career and this is a great hindrance to that."he asked in a robotic voice.
Freddy" shut your assaholic bitch mouth!"freddy screamed
Panty"glad to know only the brightest of minds are here."she said sarcastically in a sarcastic manner that seemed over sarcastic that you need to know how sarcastic it is
Rick"*belch* ok lets do this shit Morty."he said getting off his bench and staggering away to find morty.
morty finally returned but a changed boy he has been enlightened
Rick"oh there you are morty hey listen while we are solving the thing can you get some of the coal inside thomas just a big handful like your caring porn to a safer place morty i need to examine it ok morty you think you can do that...morty?"he said checking if morty was still alive
Morty"......."
Rick"good enough now Morty you can finally meet thomas morty!"he said acting rather cheerful
Stocking"so we have two rodents that run fast a drunk man who thinks hes a scientist a little boy who has been forever changed and two kids trying to act like cool black people...this is gonna be one heck of a ride."she sighed a painful sigh knowing what will happen next.
Panty"we can always just fuck one of them if things get too boring and besides we could get a season two if we win.besides it involves Thomas the Fucking tank engine this will be a walk through a gay bar."she said optimistically.

and that concludes chapter one for now will i continue the series will i abandon it like rptpbhto who knows find out some time