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RobtheHoopedChipmunk β How not to Talk to Women
Published: 2014-07-31 12:45:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 38145; Favourites: 366; Downloads: 222
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Here Rob presents Lesson 101 on "How not to talk to women"DON'T SAY SHE HAS A BIG BUM! It may be true but never say it to her, otherwise this might happen!Β
So yeah, a comment on the previous part to the Tulip/Rob beach odyssey brought about this idea that she just punishes him by sitting on him and looks like he's gonna be under there a while
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Rob, Tulip and art
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oh, and ps, tell whoever sat on you to not try that on me at ALL
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um, that outta hurt, a lot...
your lucky to be a cartoon
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"Don't say she has a big bum! It may be true but never say it to her, otherwise this might happen!" Considering this happens, I think I would say it to her. Hehe~
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Hehe well then, I'd love to help you but it seems like your busy at the moment.
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To be fair, she is the size of a private jet.
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I've seen private jets IRL; she's more like the size of a 737.
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That'd be a wee bit too big. XDD
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That is a cute story! π
Nice job!!ππ
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perv side of me talkin here, but i wonder what he's seeing down there?
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Can't say you didn't earn it. keep your mouth shut from now on, become a mute like me, least in the real world, here, and in character's (plural too) I talk, but like I said mute.Β
Peace out,
Getting back to my sad drawing in death.
R.I.P. Devon.Β
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Ohhh fourth wall break I hope deadpool doesn't know about this
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If that's the case then I'd want to say she has big bum
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Ha XD even i know not to say that to a dragoness
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Thanks X3
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I'm sorry if this looks like I'm spamming you on this, but just saying: just say it looks large from your point of view.
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Tulip: (glares)
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Me: Hate to say it, but it's the difference between your size and his...and mine---no offense.
Ryumus Firetron: -_- Don't do it...don't sit on his face... (parody of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjb01Z⦠)
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"Don't do it. Β Don't sit on my face. Β Do NOT sit on my f---!" *Tulip sits on my face* (muffled; using a Scottish accent) "They're gon'ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can!"
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R.FT: Just be glad enough your best friend can't use telekinesis, or knock you upside the head. Β I punched myself, and it caused some sort of kinetic field to deploy and knock me back a couple yards, and that was me being stupid in front of Metaza! Β Not to mention I got head cased when flying in a canyon designed for combat after a turret shot me in the head...ugh...I had to drive 300 miles to Featherwash just to find a job that'll keep me occupied.
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You NEVER tell a woman/dragoness that they have a big butt! XD
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Why did i think it was a good idea??? D8
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Yeah sometimes it's best to just shut up and try to make it up to her.Β
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Just be mindful of what ya say next time, buddy.
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Oh dear =3 What foreshadowin' on their relationship XD
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You can tell which one is dominant XD
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To never say anything to women XD
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He'll get a master's degree!
(Get it? Because you said "that'll teach him? ....I'll shut up now.)
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