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Rocket-Shark — The Cat With Two Heads

Published: 2007-08-30 06:54:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 742; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 21
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Description Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!

I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!

The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!

College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
with a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset

I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!

I was in my laboratory, creating what I thought would be, well, something great for the world. A two headed cat! You could pet one kitty's head, and pet the other kitty's head! But little did I know, the power of atomic energy would create a two-headed man-eating monster!

The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!

Two heads..... of terror!

[The Cat With Two Heads
By The Aquabats]
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Comments: 5

Freedom5000 [2011-03-30 20:46:19 +0000 UTC]

Cool! I have a Character that has a kit with two heads! but it's a birth defect. the two head are actually two cats with different minds, thoughts, Dreams and Personalities.
They're names are Cinderpaw and Emberpaw

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FuzzyNecromancer [2007-10-04 16:03:38 +0000 UTC]

Nice kitty. =n.n=
*pets its heads*

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Rocket-Shark In reply to FuzzyNecromancer [2007-10-04 17:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Careful, it could go on a murderous rampage at the slightest provocation!

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FuzzyNecromancer In reply to Rocket-Shark [2007-10-04 22:53:45 +0000 UTC]

But, it's just a cat, with two heads on it. It's less dangerous than two cats.

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Rocket-Shark In reply to FuzzyNecromancer [2007-10-05 02:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Do you have any idea what kind of genetic engineering went into making a creature such as this? Why, this thing could be a potential fuzzy, four-legged walking holocaust!

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