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I was inspired by the Halloween episode of, "Everybody Hates Chris", I watched yesterday, where Julius was handing out cheap candy to the neighborhood kids, the ripoffs on that episode were, "M&N's", "Two Musketeers", "Butterthumbs", and, "Gravy Ways".

Bunjamin Hopkins discovers knockoffs of, "something he has seen before", and he asks the employee about it.

Ash Register tells Bun that the candies are way cheaper, because not only they are knockoffs, but it's because they're being sold at one of those clichéd supermarkets that everybody has seen and went to frequently.

Here are the candy parodies, just in case you can't see them up close:

Footsie Rolls, they're foot-shaped taffies that taste like feet. And yeah, I made another joke about foot fetishes, no offense to those who have a foot fetish. I don't like foot fetishes, I just wanted to make something funny.

Fez, because it rhymes with, "Pez".

Safelifers, these definitely won't save your life.

Sherhee's, the Hershey's ripoff.

N 'n N's, the next letter that comes after, "M"!

Knickers, the British counterpart of Snickers.

Cyrus' Bean Nut Butthurt Cups, it gets its name after Cyrus, the hard-working alpaca at Re-Tail who is Reese's husband and refurbishes furniture in the Animal Crossing video game series.

No Musketeers, maybe the three musketeers got killed off in a battle, or something.

Milk Studs, this one is rather ironic, since it is a parody of Milk Duds. You think it would be the other way around...

Kittles, the, "S", gave its knockoff the silent treatment.

Description

I was inspired by the Halloween episode of, "Everybody Hates Chris", I watched yesterday, where Julius was handing out cheap candy to the neighborhood kids, the ripoffs on that episode were, "M&N's", "Two Musketeers", "Butterthumbs", and, "Gravy Ways".

Bunjamin Hopkins discovers knockoffs of, "something he has seen before", and he asks the employee about it.

Ash Register tells Bun that the candies are way cheaper, because not only they are knockoffs, but it's because they're being sold at one of those clichéd supermarkets that everybody has seen and went to frequently.

Here are the candy parodies, just in case you can't see them up close:

Footsie Rolls, they're foot-shaped taffies that taste like feet. And yeah, I made another joke about foot fetishes, no offense to those who have a foot fetish. I don't like foot fetishes, I just wanted to make something funny.

Fez, because it rhymes with, "Pez".

Safelifers, these definitely won't save your life.

Sherhee's, the Hershey's ripoff.

N 'n N's, the next letter that comes after, "M"!

Knickers, the British counterpart of Snickers.

Cyrus' Bean Nut Butthurt Cups, it gets its name after Cyrus, the hard-working alpaca at Re-Tail who is Reese's husband and refurbishes furniture in the Animal Crossing video game series.

No Musketeers, maybe the three musketeers got killed off in a battle, or something.

Milk Studs, this one is rather ironic, since it is a parody of Milk Duds. You think it would be the other way around...

Kittles, the, "S", gave its knockoff the silent treatment.