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Published: 2009-05-31 01:14:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 1107; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 7
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List of what I've blamed on fitzpatrick:Stealing the wine out of the cabinets
going into the wine cellar without permission
breaking cohen's lamp
sneaking into cohen's room
taking multiple pictures of cohen's room
stealing cohen's moonbeam
breaking cohen's water supply
breaking Cobb's phone
breaking fifteen windows
knocking cohen out with a rock
going into fitzpatrick's freezer to try and make beer popsicles
eating all the fish at the fisheries
opening up cohen's window for fresh air then resized we were underwater
breaking two of cobb's records
flooded cohen's room that one time
sending cohen to the hospital for getting that nail stuck in his hand, which I dropped
using Peachy's fish hung up in the fisheries as a punching bag
video taping strange videos of Cobb to entertain Cohen
stealing Tenenbaum's underwear
making fun of a little sister
stealing cookies from the cookie jar in Cobb's record store
Playing with Sander's gun
shooting cobb's hand
causing a wound to be more infected
getting drunk and missing work 'cos of it
saying inappropriate things about Cohen and rabbits
calling cohen nasty and indecent names
talking about how attractive tenenbaum is on the speakers
using Ryan's speakers
rewiring Ryan's TVs
stealing Cobb's socks
stealing health packs from a hospital
telling the cops that Fitzpatrick drugged my drink when I was only drunk....
And much more to tell... That was everything I blamed on fitzpatrick this month.
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That was you?
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I have words for you... I'd come find you If I wasn't too scared to leave my office...
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And you do all these things probably half drunk...I see a lot of people are not pleased. Your the one that stole those health packs? Many doctors over here are still mad about that I'll have you know!
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*stares* I got my eye on you
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*laughs* Gladly, you only have one. *stares at damaged eye*
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Hector that was you on the intercom? My little ones asked if Kyle and I were getting married for days and picked on me .. Did you meant those things you said *blushes* . My UNDERWEAR YOU DID THAT!!!
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Yep, it was. And yeah, heh. And umm... Maybe!
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Well.. *folds arms * Thank you for the comments but .... I am Upset at you for stealing my underwear.
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Well sorry. *smiles and laughs*
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It isn't funny ... Hector *frowning trying not to laugh herself* [[ I forgot my password to the Plz one *facepalm* It is a long story. ]]
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Sorry. *still smirks*
*leans closer* You know-- I've only done that to you.
[[that sucks!]]
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*leaning in listening ; Blushing Red as a Tomato* Hector *smiling*
[[ I know.. right now we all are in the Chatroom : [link]
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*smirking flirtatiously*
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*scratches head nervously* Well-- er..... *coughs-- blushing* This is rather awkward
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Very *blushing* *clearing her throat*
[[ Right Now we are in the Chatroom : [link] ]]
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And they believed you?! If I could pack and skip town right now, I would, but I can't!
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Look, I'm sorry-- whatever Cohen or anybody asks you for now on, you can blame it on me-- if It makes you feel better.
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Roddy, for shame! Kyle ain't gonna be happy about this one, for sure. *wags finger at you, half-mockingly*
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Jeez-- I know! I guess I've somewhat gotten used to it. *pouts*
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And that's only this month? Geez Roddy, that's a little frightening.
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Not really disturbing, more...strange and almost funny.
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Hehe... I always laughed when I saw it.
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I admit I don't approve of you blaming him so much, but it does make me laugh.
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Well... My list gets shorter every time. Imagine how many times I've blamed him six months ago!
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I don't even wanna know!
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Hahaha! There have been many things I've blamed.
Know how Cobb's a little... gay? Well... Guess what I did to him! Wanna know?
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To be honest, no I kinda don't wanna know.
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Well fine-- I always like to piss people off anyway. It had nothing to do with me--
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...I don't think I've spoken to Mr Fitzpatrick, but I suddenly feel dreadfully sorry for him.
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Thank you, Ms. Culpepper. It's a real pleasure to meet you. And please, call me Kyle, or just Fitzpatrick.
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Pleasure to meet you too, Kyle. And if we're jumping straight to first-name terms, go ahead and call me Anna. *smiles*
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Oh, come on, there's more than that and you know it.
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Actually, I don't recall asking you personally. But let me just say that you're lucky I don't maim you for wrecking my room and knocking me out and--
Wait. When did you knock me out?
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You probably don't even remember. Hehe.
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Well, I only got hit in the head with a rock. I'd be surprised if I did remember.
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Well-- that was my fault too. I blamed Fitzpatrick for throwing it-- but um... I kinda did.
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See, it wasn't me, Mr. Cohen. You don't have to kill me now, right?
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I wasn't going to kill you. I don't even know where you are right now.
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