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Rogerregorroger — I've always wondered
Published: 2005-05-27 21:55:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 6408; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 1602
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okay, late in the night, lot's of caffeine holding drinks, and after a long boring workday, i suddenly wondered something about villains..excuse the horrible art, it's just a short break between my big movies, again, hope the joke makes up for it
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The joke is that villains always die in a spefic way after the hero killed them, with things often happening that have nothing to do with th heroes actions.
Like in old Sword and sorcory movies, the hero stabs the villain to death, then yet the entire castle crumbles and falls apart and everything explodes.
So wondered what would happen if the villain didn't die in a heroic adventure, but just at the office for a random reason, if it'll still have the dramatic aftermatch.
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tl;dr version:
err...
OMG
LOOK BEHIND YOU
A THREE-HEADED MONKEY
(ok wow I'm still using UltratheHedgeToaster's jokes)
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Final fanasy victory fanfare.
Specifically from the second game I think, tough they all sound pretty much the same.
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Ok I was aware that it was Final Fantasy, but I was asking you which game in the series it was from.
Good thing you answered that question too, huh?
* and then random danec*
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intentional typos wheeeeeeeee
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What if he died of old age happily?
"I had a great life...No regrets...Goodbye....Oh, wait-"
[cue retirement home exploding.]
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haha.
Presumely that, indeed.
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That green imp thing seems to be me default template for evil overlords yeah.
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i say voldemort dies because of old age...
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With this logic, the worst that could happen to the villain would probably be for the villain to die in the bed with all his familly at his side.
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Hmmm... that'd wipe out the family right then and there, pure and simple.
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That's what I meant, kinda unfair for all his family, isn't it?
Well, if all the family are villains, it sure would help the heroes a lot...
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I meant the family line, that is.
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Why do villians always have to say, "Haha, I'm better than you can't kill me blah blah." and then when he's defeated, he says "How can I be killed by the likes of you, you're weak and I'm strong and I'm better than you. Hooooooooooow????...." That seems to happen alot in the .Hack//GU games.
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that happens with every villain in every show ever.
Guess it's a union rule or something.
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Yeah.
I noticed that some of your movies are gone from here, like Sonic and the Secret Rings in 3 minutes or Greatest Card Battle ever (not sure about the "ever" part 
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deleted for copyright infrigment, check on my sheezyart to find them
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Both of them? 
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The card battle was my favorite. T.T
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XD
I wonder what would happen if a villian was hit by a car/Taxi...
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roger you are going to pay for the tea i spilled on my new carpet maybe i shouldnt drink whilst watching your movies....
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That evil guy is friggin hilarious!!! 
"nnnnnnnnoooooooo!"
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not just THAt evil guy, all of them are like that.
gotta lover melo dramatic villains
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Yes, they're all so freaked out! Even if it's just the smallest thing ever happened to them.
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same for super heroes. No matter how often they have to fight a mutated super space cyborg monster, everytime they see a new thug they still go
GREAT GOTHAM! It's a evil paperclip! I've gotta act fast!!!
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That's hysterical! Good thought too--though if the villian died of a heat attack where would the climax of the movie/game be? The end of the movie shows the hero reading the paper "oh look, mr. evil died...guess we came through serveral interdeminsional portals for nothing."
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indeed yeah.
good thing for most heroes, whenever a villain dies before his time, it's usually because of a plottwist that introduces a new villain who disposes of the old one. And good for both the hero and that new villain, the killed one always forgot his "place collapses when i die" insurence. How convenient.
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eh? man this is hilarious i'm still laughin' on my chair
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And of ourse, they're evil lair always go's with them. And offices are evil
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WEE! i love it! esspecialy the chrono trigger music!
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And no one cares if one of the villain's henchmen dies, of course...
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Yeah, i remember that joke from Austin Powers..
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they say you cannot defeat them, then they say, how could i be defeated by you! thats so dumb
XD hahahaha
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