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Published: 2005-02-09 02:47:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 3978; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 785
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Description Couldn't sleep tonight so quickly made this one...
Was planning to have it in another movie collection, but decided to upload it seperatly tough... Might make another pack of random movies and tie them together for the newgrounds release after all...
So yeah.. movie might be offensive for strong believers ;
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Comments: 73

Rogerregorroger In reply to ??? [2008-08-19 08:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, this movie wasn't such a good idea, typical a "hey, might be fun" spur of the moment.
Ah well.

Suprisingly didn't get that many threats here.

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TheGreatMC In reply to Rogerregorroger [2008-08-19 15:43:15 +0000 UTC]

I guess it was a good move to place official announcement to trolls and flamers at the very beginning of this animation short.. Wel, I'm off to leave some comments to all other works of yours I enjoyed watching for past two weeks..

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Janezy-and-her-Tea [2007-11-25 20:57:04 +0000 UTC]

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

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Janezy-and-her-Tea [2007-11-25 20:56:27 +0000 UTC]

The one thing that shocked me was that my muslim friend was really offended by this, christians have completely different belifs about the guy upstairs one has extreminsts the other has people with banners in the streets saying "Homosexuality is a sin, Jesus can save you blah, blah, blah"
The one thing we shall never know: Why?

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T-A-G-M [2007-10-29 18:21:11 +0000 UTC]

wow.
that's funny. and i usaley get unerved by this kind of stuff.

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ikasu-kire [2007-05-24 08:39:31 +0000 UTC]

wheeeeeeee thank you jesus for putting a cork in that ass hole! seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya

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hooligans87 [2007-05-04 18:10:08 +0000 UTC]

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Copycat-The-Unknown [2007-03-09 07:59:05 +0000 UTC]



That's usually how I respond to something so hilarious I almost pissed myself, so don't be surprised to get this often...

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rougelover [2007-02-23 23:16:27 +0000 UTC]

ur so !@#$ing funny!!!!!!!!!

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rougelover [2007-02-23 23:16:27 +0000 UTC]

ur so !@#$ing funny!!!!!!!!!

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ChoirGeekPhantom689 [2007-01-05 17:13:13 +0000 UTC]

O_________O;;
-bursts out laughing-

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SJ10 [2006-12-13 04:25:16 +0000 UTC]

you'll BURN in hell if you make fun of jesus n'd stuff like that.THIS REALLY SUCKED AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!no offence.

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Rogerregorroger In reply to SJ10 [2006-12-13 08:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Dude, i make fun of everything, things i like, things i hate, things i dont understand, things i enjoy, and also things you enjoy.
if you can't handle it, get the hell out of my gallery and stop annoying me. You don't want to tempt me to make a movie about Mozes to, don't you? Since i already go to hell, might as well make the charges a little more spectaculair.

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SJ10 [2006-12-10 01:24:30 +0000 UTC]

yawn....................

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Cartesia-Dawn [2006-11-03 23:53:53 +0000 UTC]

Good job i'm not an extreme christian...JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!

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moyrazenith [2006-05-07 20:38:32 +0000 UTC]

awhee fuckin' violent people we do not love you! get hit by a train and die! blood & destruction! ^^
but anyway, that's not only catholics that do that, it's a name like any other (well, it's politics)
no idea of how is its name in english. can hep with spanish, italian, etc. not english. no.

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Ladywood [2006-01-24 00:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Funny concept, but I really don't appreciate the comment in the beginning about Christians and trains. We're not all bad.

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thi-avatar In reply to Ladywood [2006-03-04 04:57:06 +0000 UTC]

it's too bad ALOT are bad
my mom an her friends are bad ones

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Ladywood [2006-01-24 12:20:33 +0000 UTC]

was not referring to christians in general, only to the ones who moan and complain and want to ban everything. Sorry if you were offended.

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Ladywood In reply to Rogerregorroger [2006-01-24 18:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh, ok. Thanks for explaining! And I'm not one of those Christians.

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EnigmaticAnimosity [2005-10-15 23:44:08 +0000 UTC]

By the way, What is the name of that..."song" in the beginning of the animation. I like it.

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Rogerregorroger In reply to EnigmaticAnimosity [2005-10-16 08:37:17 +0000 UTC]

not sure, but i believe it was "umbrella lab"from resident evil 1

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EnigmaticAnimosity In reply to Rogerregorroger [2005-10-16 18:18:46 +0000 UTC]

Ah.Well, thanks. I'll be sure to download it.

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EnigmaticAnimosity [2005-10-10 04:49:51 +0000 UTC]

XDD!!!!!!!

HAHA! That is so Goddamn funny.

=o I used a Sacrilige word.

Oh well.

Goddamnit Goddamnit Goddamnit Goddamnit.

Ironically, I'm a christian, just not the preachy religious bitchy one.

Lmfao.
That is Hilarious.
*fav*

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RoboWesker [2005-08-12 05:16:41 +0000 UTC]

LOVE THIS! @_@

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ElectrinoTheLighting [2005-06-15 13:55:00 +0000 UTC]

JESUS!!!

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Xbalanque [2005-05-23 22:57:49 +0000 UTC]

Blasphemous, yes. But I like it too! XD

I love the disclaimer (pity few asshole Christians won't heed your advice).

I spect the J-man would approve.

Xbalanque

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darkplinkoid [2005-03-21 01:25:20 +0000 UTC]

eehehheheheehhee a funny guy

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Crazy4Kuzco [2005-03-14 01:48:20 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I was actually expecting that to be remotely offensive. I just found it funny!

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Chaos-Ctrl [2005-03-06 02:42:23 +0000 UTC]

That's pretty amusing!

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Yukoyishi [2005-02-17 11:43:34 +0000 UTC]

XD now that was funny! the way u phrased it "i couldn't sleep so i made this" it makes it sound like it didn't take too long. but it was still a funny concept with the last joke, that wasgood. i suppose you did all the voices..

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Yukoyishi [2005-02-17 13:28:22 +0000 UTC]

this movie took....7 hours to make or so..Yeah i did all voices

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Yukoyishi In reply to Rogerregorroger [2005-02-17 13:33:24 +0000 UTC]

cool

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pink-hedgehog [2005-02-16 01:15:03 +0000 UTC]

Lol XD great Flash Roger HOW DARE HE PRAY 284 TIMES!!! ...do I'm kinda Christian but I don't find this offencing at all I just find it Funny X3

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Rogerregorroger In reply to pink-hedgehog [2005-02-16 05:12:32 +0000 UTC]

till now, noone is offended yet..hope that means that the people who were, are busy jumping into trains now

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pink-hedgehog In reply to Rogerregorroger [2005-02-16 16:53:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol I guess X3

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PuppyLuver [2005-02-15 17:41:11 +0000 UTC]

What the HECK?!

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monkey-chan [2005-02-15 02:06:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm A Catholic and I found that quite Hilarious

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Sonicmark [2005-02-14 09:21:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes it was a good movie, till Jesus went nuts. I couldn't care you took the piss out of Christianity,

but I found it funny cos' he goes so fuckin crazy!!

nice job (kind'a)

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sumowski [2005-02-13 09:34:17 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

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Pink-Shimmer [2005-02-12 20:53:54 +0000 UTC]

That was too funny. X3 I never knew people killed people with stones. It's amazing how something smalll can kill living things.

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Pink-Shimmer [2005-02-13 00:13:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah it is tradition there to kill people with stones... throw at someone's face till he dies..not sure what the english word for i is, i used stoning.. could called it lynching too..

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ZoDy [2005-02-12 17:29:32 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!! XD Love how that Crowd is chanting his name! Great Dailouge! GREAT TWIST...GREAT MOVIE

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vertMB [2005-02-11 20:19:39 +0000 UTC]

I actually found this funnier than roger's usual flashs, it's shorts like these that win the internet, fav.

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darkangel15033 [2005-02-10 23:17:00 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS AWESOME!!! check out my stuff...lol

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Xnux [2005-02-10 02:33:58 +0000 UTC]

that bastard... only praying 284 times that month... its unthinkable...

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Lob-Tiger [2005-02-10 01:48:38 +0000 UTC]

Otherwise I found it funny as Hell

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Lob-Tiger [2005-02-10 01:48:02 +0000 UTC]

That was a little bit before I saw it Hol

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Hol-Tiger [2005-02-10 00:25:32 +0000 UTC]

It was funny but not LOL it was a little laugh here and there.

But you this is probably a preview of a future movie collection and if it is it automatically gets a passing grade

Psssst btw Lob

There was nothing offenisive about this and I find it odd you'd find this offensive as you never find anything offensive

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Roujine-The-Hedgehog [2005-02-09 21:27:00 +0000 UTC]

Holy(:laugh Crap! Funny as, eh, well... hmm... can't make a Biblical connection with that, so, You are the complete opposite of Bill Clinton's comedy career, funny! Anyways, I love seeing sand-people getting stoned(:laugh.

And that's the Resident Evil 2 Music! I know that because I spend 9 hours everyday getting torn and bitten by those ugly buggers called "zombies"

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