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Once upon a time there was a great big rhino,
it was called a unicorn.
(Though for who knows what reason
since it ate no corn.
It lived strictly off of diet pepsi).

And this unirhino
soda....
thing...
swam the great big green ocean.

Yes, the unirhinosoda swam the big green ocean,
where it got eaten by a great draculafish.

The fish sucked out its eyeballs then cast it into the sea!
Then a beautiful
mer....
clam.

A beautiful merclam
snapped up the poor eyeless unisodarhino,
and coated him in layers of pearl.

Because that's how pearls are made.

Little magical elves harvest the worlds useless marshmallows
(the mallows don't do any work)
and they grind them up into toothpaste!
And the bad mallow toothpaste coats the pearl!

So anyways...

One day the pearl grew so big,
that the merclam exploded!

And the pearl was carried to the surface by talking seaweed.
The talking seaweed brought it to the shore.
Then the orange seaweed squeezed the pearl until it exploded!

And from the exploded pearls bits,
rose out the boy you see unconscious on the floor.

He went flying around and around until he hit a mountain,
and fell into a volcano.

Then he did the hula in a grass skirt and coconut bra.
Then i knocked him unconscious with a banana
Then i dragged him here with chopsticks!

And that's how he got here.

Description
Once upon a time there was a great big rhino,
it was called a unicorn.
(Though for who knows what reason
since it ate no corn.
It lived strictly off of diet pepsi).

And this unirhino
soda....
thing...
swam the great big green ocean.

Yes, the unirhinosoda swam the big green ocean,
where it got eaten by a great draculafish.

The fish sucked out its eyeballs then cast it into the sea!
Then a beautiful
mer....
clam.

A beautiful merclam
snapped up the poor eyeless unisodarhino,
and coated him in layers of pearl.

Because that's how pearls are made.

Little magical elves harvest the worlds useless marshmallows
(the mallows don't do any work)
and they grind them up into toothpaste!
And the bad mallow toothpaste coats the pearl!

So anyways...

One day the pearl grew so big,
that the merclam exploded!

And the pearl was carried to the surface by talking seaweed.
The talking seaweed brought it to the shore.
Then the orange seaweed squeezed the pearl until it exploded!

And from the exploded pearls bits,
rose out the boy you see unconscious on the floor.

He went flying around and around until he hit a mountain,
and fell into a volcano.

Then he did the hula in a grass skirt and coconut bra.
Then i knocked him unconscious with a banana
Then i dragged him here with chopsticks!

And that's how he got here.