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Left to right of what they sayAqua/Green - I <3 Ruby
My friend Livy made that for me
Purple -
I love you
Mr. Rambach
Your secret admirer
Aqua/Bluee -
I've been watching you for many moons. We are from two separate worlds. I love you.
Red -
Mr. Rambach
You look like a hamster
Green -
Yes
My mother is a dental hooker
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Oh wow it's a long story but I'll try to tell you anyway
I was talking with my friend Ben
Ben: What does your mom do?
Me: She's a dental assistant.
Ben: Where does she work?
Me: ...I don't know.
Ben: REALLY? ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT A HOOKER?
Me: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW DO YOU STALK MY MOM?
Ben: Yes. Yes I do.
Me: What kind of hooker would she be, anyway?
Ben: A dental hooker.
Me: Do you know how painful that sounds?
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