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I woke up at 4:00 am from sleeping the first night back in my house. I got out of bed and went to the kitchen.

I hummed Vanilla by Gackt while I strutted over to the fridge and opened it. "Hmm~ Hm hm, hm hm, hm hm hm hmm~ WOO HOO~" My fridge was stocked with ramune, bottles coming out of every drawer.

Just because I hate Kanie doesn't mean I don't like otaku food. You whore.

I pulled out a bottle labeled "Orange." I shut the fridge to pop out the marble, then I opened it, painfully bruising my hand for the rest of the day.

I strolled back over to a pantry cupboard and pulled out a box of vanilla koala's march.

"Dohoho~" I enjoyed both of them while I started getting ready for work.
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I hopped out onto my old red and blue vespa, my helmet clanking around the trunk basket.

Screw safety, I'm a doctor.

I sped around, my jacket flapping out behind me.
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I walked inside, my hair a mess. I threw on my lab coat and walked down to CR's cell, my converse making little taps under me.

I burst in through the door. It was probably around 5:00 am, and I had startled the gorgeous kid. "Jeez, it's been a while since I've been down here~ Surgery, and all." I plopped down in Kanie's chair.

"What are you eating?" he said softly.

"Koara no machi."

"Uh..."

"Koala's March."

"Uh..."

"Forget it." I sipped my ramune.

"What are you drinking?"

"Ramune."

"I should stop asking questions." He sighed.

"You probably should." I rifled through Kanie's stuff. Little doodles, one of me...groping Luna. I laughed.

"What's so funny~?" He gave a halfhearted attempt at looking over.

"Luna has a huuuuge boobs~"

"Dear God." He mumbled.

I eventually got bored, leaving with a simple "Ja ne."

I guess I'll go wait for the big boob'd freak and the otaku...
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I sat at a chair in the conference room, waiting for Lu and Kanie. Only Lu walked in though.

"Where's Kanie?"

"Oh, she doesn't have work today. What? You actually care about her all of a sudden?"

Look who's talking, miss Let-Me-Live-With-You-My-Oh-So-Sweet-Kanie. I glared at her, but I guess it ended up turning into a rape face. She looked freaked out. It was quite humerus.

"Maybeee…"

I got up, standing much taller over her, and reached down to slap her in the ass as I left. Ohoho~ Dat ass~ I grinned as I left.
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By about 12:00 or so after finishing my rounds, I walked down to the cafeteria. I honestly have why I do that, seeing as how eating lunch is stupid. But I strolled down there anyway, humming Mein Gott.

I sat at a table in the corner, leaning against the wall. I frowned as I watched Kanie stroll in.

"Fuck, it's you," I snapped. "Why are you here? I thought I wouldn't have to see you today."

"I'm poor and starving," she said.

"Go eat your dirty pocky." I glared.

"I ate it all." She walked over and picked up some food, walking back. Jesus, pick a different table for once.

"Not eating anything?" She picked up a california roll with her chopsticks and began to eat. I can't use chopsticks for shit.

I leaned forward. "I barely eat." Thatisall.

"Me neither." All she had were three calfornia rolls.

"What? Don't you have like, hyperthyroid or something?" I looked at her, confused.

"Yup," she said after swallowing down the first roll.

"Doesn't that give you a fast metabolism? Like, you can eat whatever and not get fat?"

"Yup." She staked the next roll with her chopstick and left it there.

"So wouldn't you be hungry?" I kept asking her.

"Eating's a hassle." She sighed. I agreed, but I wasn't willing to admit it.

"You're weird."

"Thanks." She picked up the roll she had stabbed and ate it.

She gulped. "So, where's Gilbert?"

"Here." I pulled the little cutie out of my pocket.

"Oh good," she sighed. "I'd thought you lost it."

"I'd never lose Gilbert~" I sang.

"I'd never lose China, either." All of a sudden, she pulled out a little Wang Yao. Yes, I know all of the country's names. NOW GO LICK ARTHUR KIRKLAND'S MAGICAL UNICORN, YOU HO.

"YOU LIKE HETALIA TOO?" I jumped around all over the table.

"To tell the truth, the Gilbert figurine was mine." She sat little China on the table.

"What? You liar, you don't like Gilbert. Why would you have given him to me?"

"I like to make people happy. Also, I have 3 other Gilberts." Weirdo.

"3?!" I sounded like a kid being told they could take all the candy out of the basket on Halloween.

"Yup." She popped the last roll in her mouth, throwing away her plate.

When Kanie sat back down, I started talking again.

"I've heard that you'd do anything for your patients," I said flatly.

"I guess."

I sat back up, crossing my arms on the tabletop. "You know that kid in room 4C?"

"Yeah? What about him?"

"I went to go visit him during rounds," I admitted. "He told me you were the nicest doctor here."

She began to laugh. I was taken aback. "Nicest? That's hilarious. I'm not nice at all. And I also have to go before Gabe finds me." She started getting up, but I spoke up again.

"You gave him the last coin the boy needed for his coin collection," I scowled. "How'd you know that?"

"I'm a stalker~" she hummed, then left.
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I was playing around with the remains of the disease that had infected me when one of those stupid nurses strolled by and said "Esha caught Gabe and that big breasted girl kissing~"

Dear Jesus, Lu.

I sighed as I said to the nurse, "Screw you, people are working." I glared, daring to smack her. Of course, people being afraid of me, she skipped off to spread more gossip.

I strolled down to the OR, being called on to assist Dr. Delano.

"I heard that The Ugly Barnacle caught you and Dr. Dirt Hair making out," I said with a normal tone.

"I heard that t--WHAT."

"Ohoho~" I looked at her, smirking and looking at her evilly, making a rape face.

"Fuck you, Ruby." She sighed.

"Grope."

"Wha-"

And with that, I took hold of her boobs. She let out a moan as I laughed with pleasure.

"AHAHA~"

My laughter and her cries echoed throughout the hospital.

Description
I woke up at 4:00 am from sleeping the first night back in my house. I got out of bed and went to the kitchen.

I hummed Vanilla by Gackt while I strutted over to the fridge and opened it. "Hmm~ Hm hm, hm hm, hm hm hm hmm~ WOO HOO~" My fridge was stocked with ramune, bottles coming out of every drawer.

Just because I hate Kanie doesn't mean I don't like otaku food. You whore.

I pulled out a bottle labeled "Orange." I shut the fridge to pop out the marble, then I opened it, painfully bruising my hand for the rest of the day.

I strolled back over to a pantry cupboard and pulled out a box of vanilla koala's march.

"Dohoho~" I enjoyed both of them while I started getting ready for work.
___________________________________________________

I hopped out onto my old red and blue vespa, my helmet clanking around the trunk basket.

Screw safety, I'm a doctor.

I sped around, my jacket flapping out behind me.
___________________________________________________

I walked inside, my hair a mess. I threw on my lab coat and walked down to CR's cell, my converse making little taps under me.

I burst in through the door. It was probably around 5:00 am, and I had startled the gorgeous kid. "Jeez, it's been a while since I've been down here~ Surgery, and all." I plopped down in Kanie's chair.

"What are you eating?" he said softly.

"Koara no machi."

"Uh..."

"Koala's March."

"Uh..."

"Forget it." I sipped my ramune.

"What are you drinking?"

"Ramune."

"I should stop asking questions." He sighed.

"You probably should." I rifled through Kanie's stuff. Little doodles, one of me...groping Luna. I laughed.

"What's so funny~?" He gave a halfhearted attempt at looking over.

"Luna has a huuuuge boobs~"

"Dear God." He mumbled.

I eventually got bored, leaving with a simple "Ja ne."

I guess I'll go wait for the big boob'd freak and the otaku...
___________________________________________

I sat at a chair in the conference room, waiting for Lu and Kanie. Only Lu walked in though.

"Where's Kanie?"

"Oh, she doesn't have work today. What? You actually care about her all of a sudden?"

Look who's talking, miss Let-Me-Live-With-You-My-Oh-So-Sweet-Kanie. I glared at her, but I guess it ended up turning into a rape face. She looked freaked out. It was quite humerus.

"Maybeee…"

I got up, standing much taller over her, and reached down to slap her in the ass as I left. Ohoho~ Dat ass~ I grinned as I left.
___________________________________________

By about 12:00 or so after finishing my rounds, I walked down to the cafeteria. I honestly have why I do that, seeing as how eating lunch is stupid. But I strolled down there anyway, humming Mein Gott.

I sat at a table in the corner, leaning against the wall. I frowned as I watched Kanie stroll in.

"Fuck, it's you," I snapped. "Why are you here? I thought I wouldn't have to see you today."

"I'm poor and starving," she said.

"Go eat your dirty pocky." I glared.

"I ate it all." She walked over and picked up some food, walking back. Jesus, pick a different table for once.

"Not eating anything?" She picked up a california roll with her chopsticks and began to eat. I can't use chopsticks for shit.

I leaned forward. "I barely eat." Thatisall.

"Me neither." All she had were three calfornia rolls.

"What? Don't you have like, hyperthyroid or something?" I looked at her, confused.

"Yup," she said after swallowing down the first roll.

"Doesn't that give you a fast metabolism? Like, you can eat whatever and not get fat?"

"Yup." She staked the next roll with her chopstick and left it there.

"So wouldn't you be hungry?" I kept asking her.

"Eating's a hassle." She sighed. I agreed, but I wasn't willing to admit it.

"You're weird."

"Thanks." She picked up the roll she had stabbed and ate it.

She gulped. "So, where's Gilbert?"

"Here." I pulled the little cutie out of my pocket.

"Oh good," she sighed. "I'd thought you lost it."

"I'd never lose Gilbert~" I sang.

"I'd never lose China, either." All of a sudden, she pulled out a little Wang Yao. Yes, I know all of the country's names. NOW GO LICK ARTHUR KIRKLAND'S MAGICAL UNICORN, YOU HO.

"YOU LIKE HETALIA TOO?" I jumped around all over the table.

"To tell the truth, the Gilbert figurine was mine." She sat little China on the table.

"What? You liar, you don't like Gilbert. Why would you have given him to me?"

"I like to make people happy. Also, I have 3 other Gilberts." Weirdo.

"3?!" I sounded like a kid being told they could take all the candy out of the basket on Halloween.

"Yup." She popped the last roll in her mouth, throwing away her plate.

When Kanie sat back down, I started talking again.

"I've heard that you'd do anything for your patients," I said flatly.

"I guess."

I sat back up, crossing my arms on the tabletop. "You know that kid in room 4C?"

"Yeah? What about him?"

"I went to go visit him during rounds," I admitted. "He told me you were the nicest doctor here."

She began to laugh. I was taken aback. "Nicest? That's hilarious. I'm not nice at all. And I also have to go before Gabe finds me." She started getting up, but I spoke up again.

"You gave him the last coin the boy needed for his coin collection," I scowled. "How'd you know that?"

"I'm a stalker~" she hummed, then left.
___________________________________________

I was playing around with the remains of the disease that had infected me when one of those stupid nurses strolled by and said "Esha caught Gabe and that big breasted girl kissing~"

Dear Jesus, Lu.

I sighed as I said to the nurse, "Screw you, people are working." I glared, daring to smack her. Of course, people being afraid of me, she skipped off to spread more gossip.

I strolled down to the OR, being called on to assist Dr. Delano.

"I heard that The Ugly Barnacle caught you and Dr. Dirt Hair making out," I said with a normal tone.

"I heard that t--WHAT."

"Ohoho~" I looked at her, smirking and looking at her evilly, making a rape face.

"Fuck you, Ruby." She sighed.

"Grope."

"Wha-"

And with that, I took hold of her boobs. She let out a moan as I laughed with pleasure.

"AHAHA~"

My laughter and her cries echoed throughout the hospital.