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After running into CR and Kanie in Ikea and cuddling with kawaii Chugoku this happened.

"CRooooooooon take me to my closet..." I said as I started attempt jumping into his pants. But that only worked in animes. ... I'LL MAKE IT WORK.

"HNNNNN," He grunted. I probably got him in the junk.

"TAKE ME TO MY CLOSEEEEET," I screamed.

Kanie was watching from afar.

"Where--hn--exactly--hnnnnn--is your closet--HNNG."

"Uh-hn-in-hn-Kanie's--hn--loft. Hn." My words and hn's slurred together as I ended up pants'ing CRon.

Despite CR not having his pants on and Kanie being somewhat afraid of me, they both stared at me.

"In my...loft? Ruby, go home. You're drunk," Kanie patted me on the back, but I lashed around and bitch slapped her.

"NOILIVEINLU'SCLOSETDUNYOUMEMBER."

"NOIDUNMEMBER," she yelled in the same tone as me.

"HAYYOUGAISDIDYOUSEEINCEPTIONDATMOVIEWASKEWLASSHAT."

"OH I SAW INCEPTION IT WAS MINDFUCK," CRon spoke up.

"OKE DEN WAI HE HAS SPINNY TOP THINGY."

"TO SEE IF HES IN A DREAM OR REAL LIFE."

"DAS STOPED."

"..."

"TAK ME TO MAI CLWOSHET."

"AIYAAAAAAAAA," Kanie screamed.

Lu came crawling in holding a bottle of white wine.

"WERED JU GO WE WER HAZIN SO MUCH FUN YOUR BOOBS ARE SWETTY," she screamed.

"YUR MOUTH IS SWETTY," I yelled back as I giggled like a rapist.

"LOL I KNO RITE."

"IS YUR VAGINA SWETTY T--"

Kicked in the face by Kanie.

"OW. BITCH. WHORE. FUCK FACE. CUNT. SLUT. DICK. SHIT FACE. BASTARD. ASSSSSSSSSS." I yelled out as many insults as I could as I held a bloody nose, lying on top of Lu's boobs. They broke my fall. And Lu seemed to be enjoying the rape for once.

After a moment of me yelling more dirty things, I said to Lu, "LU TELL DEM I LIVE IN YUR CLOSETGECKO AMITIRE."

"YOU SED AMITIRE AND CLOESTGECKO AHAHHAHA OH YA YU DO YU LIKE STRIPPING AND REDING DAT HENTAI," she said.

We giggled as we started to make out with tongue.

"YOU GUYS ARE SICK, I'M LEAVING. LETS GO CRON," Kanie yelled.

"NONONONONOTAKEMEWITHYOOOOOOOU," I screamed as I started crying.

Lu yelled, "YEAHMETOOOOOOOO."

"CRON I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME," I cried. "REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN WE TOOK A SHOWER TOGETHER? YOU LOVED ME THEN DIDN'T YOU?"

"Whatisthisabouttakingashowerwiththatwhorebitchfacerapist," Kanie said.

"SHE'S LYING WE NEVER TOOK A SHOWER TOGETHER AND EVEN IF WE DID WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE AHAHA HA HA HAAAAA I'm going to hell," CR said.

The last thing I saw as I passed out was Kanie taking her skirt off but that might've been my imagination...ohoho.

HURRY KANIE YOU NEED TO DO THE KICK BEFORE EVERYONE DIES IN LIMBO.

WHAT.

KICK CR IN THE FACE.

OK.

YAY GOOD JOB. BUT LU'S DEAD NOW.

OH. OKAY.

NOW WHERES MY SPINNY TOP THING.

HERE.

SANKU YU.

YOU WEIRIKOUMO.

IT WONT STOP SPINNIIIIIIIIIIING.

OH FUCK.

DAT MEANS...WERE IN ANOTHER DREAM.

SO WE'VE BEEN IN
A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM. AND NOW YET ANOTHER DREAM?

OH NO LOL IT TOPPLED OVER.

I HATE YOU.

NOW LET'S GO RAPE COBB'S CHILDREN.

OUKEI.

OH PHILLIPA AND JAMES~~~~ eue

DADDY? IS DAT JOO?

OH YES. AND DEAR FRIEND SAITO HAS COME ALONG.

YAYYYYYY~

I woke up laying on a soft bed next to someone whose hair smelled really good. I never knew hair could smell so delicious...

Then I felt another person by me and I flailed my arms all around till I felt something sweaty and squishy. Although I think that "sweat" was my saliva. LOL

I started to sit up to see who else was laying by me but as soon as I did I felt like I was going to vomit.

"LAY DOWN YOU DIRTY WHORE," Kanie said from the corner of the room. She was reading some manga.

"OWWWWW IT HURRRRTS, STOP YELLING." I grasped my hair like I was going to pull it out at any moment.

I fell back into the bed onto CRon, who was the other person laying by me. He looked like he had an aneurysm.

"He carried you up here."

"Das funny."

"I kno rite," Kanie replied.

"Hay did yu se Inception."

"No why."

"I feel sudden deja vu," I said.

Then Jillybar walked in.

"JILLYBARRRRRRR~" I said as I tried jumped out of bed to greet her, but then I screamed of agony and fell into my Yuki body pillow.

"Ahjgfdhsf," Jilly said as she dropped a glass of water and a bottle of medicine.

"Lal I'm all wet now~" I said looking up with a seme face.

"GAHHA YOU SAID SHE WOULDN'T BE AWAKE FOR A WHILE!"

"She has weird dreams, so I'm not so surprised," Kanie said.

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THAT'S HUKALARIOUS."

"Are you still drunk."

"I WAS DRUNK?!"

"Oh dear god, Ruby."

And then CR woke up. He looked around for a moment.

"Hey where's Rub--"

"I'M RIGHT HERE," I yelled as I plopped onto him. Then he fell off the bed.

"STOP YELLING IT HURTS MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAIN."

"YOU'RE THE ONE YELLING," Lu said all of a sudden.

"IT DOESN'T HURT YOU?"

"NO I'M USED TO HANGOVERS."

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW STOP YELLING AND TAKE ME TO MY CLOSETTTTT."

"What closet," all of them said in unison.

"I use Lu's closet as a bedroom so I can watch her get dressed in the morning sometimes."

"WHAT," all of them said in unison again.

"THAT'S THE GUEST BEDROOM YOU GIT," Kanie yelled.

"Oh. Whupps. STOP YELLIIIIIIIIIING."

Everyone was quiet for a minute then I asked, "Hey where are my syringes."

Description
After running into CR and Kanie in Ikea and cuddling with kawaii Chugoku this happened.

"CRooooooooon take me to my closet..." I said as I started attempt jumping into his pants. But that only worked in animes. ... I'LL MAKE IT WORK.

"HNNNNN," He grunted. I probably got him in the junk.

"TAKE ME TO MY CLOSEEEEET," I screamed.

Kanie was watching from afar.

"Where--hn--exactly--hnnnnn--is your closet--HNNG."

"Uh-hn-in-hn-Kanie's--hn--loft. Hn." My words and hn's slurred together as I ended up pants'ing CRon.

Despite CR not having his pants on and Kanie being somewhat afraid of me, they both stared at me.

"In my...loft? Ruby, go home. You're drunk," Kanie patted me on the back, but I lashed around and bitch slapped her.

"NOILIVEINLU'SCLOSETDUNYOUMEMBER."

"NOIDUNMEMBER," she yelled in the same tone as me.

"HAYYOUGAISDIDYOUSEEINCEPTIONDATMOVIEWASKEWLASSHAT."

"OH I SAW INCEPTION IT WAS MINDFUCK," CRon spoke up.

"OKE DEN WAI HE HAS SPINNY TOP THINGY."

"TO SEE IF HES IN A DREAM OR REAL LIFE."

"DAS STOPED."

"..."

"TAK ME TO MAI CLWOSHET."

"AIYAAAAAAAAA," Kanie screamed.

Lu came crawling in holding a bottle of white wine.

"WERED JU GO WE WER HAZIN SO MUCH FUN YOUR BOOBS ARE SWETTY," she screamed.

"YUR MOUTH IS SWETTY," I yelled back as I giggled like a rapist.

"LOL I KNO RITE."

"IS YUR VAGINA SWETTY T--"

Kicked in the face by Kanie.

"OW. BITCH. WHORE. FUCK FACE. CUNT. SLUT. DICK. SHIT FACE. BASTARD. ASSSSSSSSSS." I yelled out as many insults as I could as I held a bloody nose, lying on top of Lu's boobs. They broke my fall. And Lu seemed to be enjoying the rape for once.

After a moment of me yelling more dirty things, I said to Lu, "LU TELL DEM I LIVE IN YUR CLOSETGECKO AMITIRE."

"YOU SED AMITIRE AND CLOESTGECKO AHAHHAHA OH YA YU DO YU LIKE STRIPPING AND REDING DAT HENTAI," she said.

We giggled as we started to make out with tongue.

"YOU GUYS ARE SICK, I'M LEAVING. LETS GO CRON," Kanie yelled.

"NONONONONOTAKEMEWITHYOOOOOOOU," I screamed as I started crying.

Lu yelled, "YEAHMETOOOOOOOO."

"CRON I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME," I cried. "REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN WE TOOK A SHOWER TOGETHER? YOU LOVED ME THEN DIDN'T YOU?"

"Whatisthisabouttakingashowerwiththatwhorebitchfacerapist," Kanie said.

"SHE'S LYING WE NEVER TOOK A SHOWER TOGETHER AND EVEN IF WE DID WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE AHAHA HA HA HAAAAA I'm going to hell," CR said.

The last thing I saw as I passed out was Kanie taking her skirt off but that might've been my imagination...ohoho.

HURRY KANIE YOU NEED TO DO THE KICK BEFORE EVERYONE DIES IN LIMBO.

WHAT.

KICK CR IN THE FACE.

OK.

YAY GOOD JOB. BUT LU'S DEAD NOW.

OH. OKAY.

NOW WHERES MY SPINNY TOP THING.

HERE.

SANKU YU.

YOU WEIRIKOUMO.

IT WONT STOP SPINNIIIIIIIIIIING.

OH FUCK.

DAT MEANS...WERE IN ANOTHER DREAM.

SO WE'VE BEEN IN
A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM IN A DREAM. AND NOW YET ANOTHER DREAM?

OH NO LOL IT TOPPLED OVER.

I HATE YOU.

NOW LET'S GO RAPE COBB'S CHILDREN.

OUKEI.

OH PHILLIPA AND JAMES~~~~ eue

DADDY? IS DAT JOO?

OH YES. AND DEAR FRIEND SAITO HAS COME ALONG.

YAYYYYYY~

I woke up laying on a soft bed next to someone whose hair smelled really good. I never knew hair could smell so delicious...

Then I felt another person by me and I flailed my arms all around till I felt something sweaty and squishy. Although I think that "sweat" was my saliva. LOL

I started to sit up to see who else was laying by me but as soon as I did I felt like I was going to vomit.

"LAY DOWN YOU DIRTY WHORE," Kanie said from the corner of the room. She was reading some manga.

"OWWWWW IT HURRRRTS, STOP YELLING." I grasped my hair like I was going to pull it out at any moment.

I fell back into the bed onto CRon, who was the other person laying by me. He looked like he had an aneurysm.

"He carried you up here."

"Das funny."

"I kno rite," Kanie replied.

"Hay did yu se Inception."

"No why."

"I feel sudden deja vu," I said.

Then Jillybar walked in.

"JILLYBARRRRRRR~" I said as I tried jumped out of bed to greet her, but then I screamed of agony and fell into my Yuki body pillow.

"Ahjgfdhsf," Jilly said as she dropped a glass of water and a bottle of medicine.

"Lal I'm all wet now~" I said looking up with a seme face.

"GAHHA YOU SAID SHE WOULDN'T BE AWAKE FOR A WHILE!"

"She has weird dreams, so I'm not so surprised," Kanie said.

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THAT'S HUKALARIOUS."

"Are you still drunk."

"I WAS DRUNK?!"

"Oh dear god, Ruby."

And then CR woke up. He looked around for a moment.

"Hey where's Rub--"

"I'M RIGHT HERE," I yelled as I plopped onto him. Then he fell off the bed.

"STOP YELLING IT HURTS MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAIN."

"YOU'RE THE ONE YELLING," Lu said all of a sudden.

"IT DOESN'T HURT YOU?"

"NO I'M USED TO HANGOVERS."

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW STOP YELLING AND TAKE ME TO MY CLOSETTTTT."

"What closet," all of them said in unison.

"I use Lu's closet as a bedroom so I can watch her get dressed in the morning sometimes."

"WHAT," all of them said in unison again.

"THAT'S THE GUEST BEDROOM YOU GIT," Kanie yelled.

"Oh. Whupps. STOP YELLIIIIIIIIIING."

Everyone was quiet for a minute then I asked, "Hey where are my syringes."