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'Well here we are in the frosty hills of Russia Max - home of strangonoff, the world's largest stockpile of WMDs and birthplace of Vladimir Putin!'

'I feel like Evelyn Salt Sam!'

'I hope that's not REAL fur.'

'I skinned the bear myself!.'

'That's unusually gruesome, even for your psychotic little mind Max.'

'His soft fluffy fur goes perfectly with my own adorably fuzzy hide!'

'You're a deranged little demon Max.'

EDIT: TEH COLOUUUUUUURS! XD

Description
'Well here we are in the frosty hills of Russia Max - home of strangonoff, the world's largest stockpile of WMDs and birthplace of Vladimir Putin!'

'I feel like Evelyn Salt Sam!'

'I hope that's not REAL fur.'

'I skinned the bear myself!.'

'That's unusually gruesome, even for your psychotic little mind Max.'

'His soft fluffy fur goes perfectly with my own adorably fuzzy hide!'

'You're a deranged little demon Max.'

EDIT: TEH COLOUUUUUUURS! XD