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Published: 2017-01-22 16:34:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 19471; Favourites: 189; Downloads: 50
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Description For full effect, please imagine Lolbit being voiced by Jessica Lange , because that's how she sounds in my head. (Clips are from Archer, and so are very NSFW.)

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PANEL 1:

Foxy: Oh good, they're following.

Bonnie: We might still want to tether him. Just to be safe.

Foxy: Don't tempt me.

PANEL 2:

Foxy: He's staying out of trouble so far, that's enough for m-AHH!

PANEL 3:

Foxy: Oh, Lolbit must be passing through, too. Speaking of leashes...

PANEL 4:

Lolbit: Oh, there you are! Foxy, be a dear and hold onto him, will you? Just a moment.

Foxy: I'm the one being held onto, Lolbit.

PANEL 5:

Lolbit: Sorry, dear, they've been terrible about wandering off lately.

PANEL 6:

Lolbit: You've got a new model yourself, I see. Small for a nightmare.

Foxy: I don't think he's a nightmare. ...not THAT kind of nightmare, anyway.

PANEL 7:

Bonnie: If we say he's a nightmare, can we trade him for a bee?

PANEL 8:

*WHUMP*

Springtrap: &^%$!

PANEL 9:

Lolbit: Bonnie, dear, if I'm going to hire on something with more teeth and exposed metal than sense for a bodyguard, I at least expect them to be able to walk without tripping.

Bonnie: Well, I tried.

FNAF and all its characters belong to Scott Cawthon, not me.
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Comments: 75

RuneVix In reply to ??? [2017-01-22 17:10:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm really amused by everybody apparently loving the little reaper. Maybe it needs a bonus comic sometime.

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ChimeraNumber52 In reply to RuneVix [2017-01-22 17:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Well it's annoying foxy so yea it's adorable. :3

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MyrielLachance [2017-01-22 17:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh god I love those small reapers *w* And that Lolbit has them kinda as pets is just adorable

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RuneVix In reply to MyrielLachance [2017-01-22 17:09:14 +0000 UTC]

Pets of questionable focus. No wonder reapers don't always autokill enemies; this one is probably busy looking at flowers or butterflies half the time.

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MyrielLachance In reply to RuneVix [2017-01-22 17:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Aww, that's what makes them cute They would fit perfectly to Springtrap because both don't seem to hit any enemy.

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RuneVix In reply to MyrielLachance [2017-01-22 17:15:08 +0000 UTC]

Too bad Springtrap wants nothing to do with a miniature grim reaper. Got a few death issues, that one does.

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MyrielLachance In reply to RuneVix [2017-01-22 17:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's true. But I think he would miss the perfect opportunity of a little, somewhat helpful pet

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RuneVix In reply to MyrielLachance [2017-01-22 21:27:31 +0000 UTC]

He's of the opinion that he's dealt with death more than enough, thanks.

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MyrielLachance In reply to RuneVix [2017-01-22 22:34:05 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, it's alright. More for me - or Lolbit -

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applereader In reply to ??? [2017-01-22 16:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh, so are nightmares considered..... like sort of beasts or the sort in this AU?

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RuneVix In reply to applereader [2017-01-22 16:52:10 +0000 UTC]

They're still people, but they have a reputation for being more (ill-tempered) brawn than brains, by and large. They tend to keep to themselves, away from the main town, so they can go about mauling things in peace.

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applereader In reply to RuneVix [2017-01-22 16:54:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Well, since they are traded like some sort of non thinking creatures ((sort of like beasts rather than slaves or ppl)) I got that sort of idea

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RuneVix In reply to applereader [2017-01-22 16:57:37 +0000 UTC]

Ahh. It's sarcasm on Bonnie's part; they don't actually trade anybody for anything, but in Springtrap's case...well, it's tempting. (Hiring one on to help ward off dangerous critters, as Lolbit brings up, is a legitimate thing. But they're definitely getting paid for it.)

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applereader In reply to RuneVix [2017-01-22 17:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Ah, so is more of a job than a trade XD I get it now XD (( I think if Springtrap had to protect lolbit, she would be the one protecting him in the end XD Like, if Springtrap can't protect himself there is no much hope for the well being of his guard career.))

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RuneVix In reply to applereader [2017-01-22 17:06:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Springtrap is anything but good guard material. Now Goldie on the other hand, she's done it before and is good at it.

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applereader In reply to RuneVix [2017-01-22 17:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes. Is..... really ironic to be honest XD How can a kid friendly bunny be more menacing and dangerous than a serial Kid-killer? XD

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RuneVix In reply to applereader [2017-01-22 21:29:25 +0000 UTC]

One: she understands her attacks and how they work, and two: she has a lot more experience. This body's new to him yet.

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Victoria2037 In reply to ??? [2017-01-22 16:43:37 +0000 UTC]

Pffft, what would they be doing with a bee anyway? Or is it just to get rid off Springtrap?

I feel Springtrap's pain: I trip over anything as well. It's frustrating, y'know.

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RuneVix In reply to Victoria2037 [2017-01-22 16:54:25 +0000 UTC]

Arguably, the bee would be more useful in combat, since it can actually hit things. Unlike Springtrap, who tends to hit...himself. And the dusting fields aren't kind to anyone who isn't used to navigating through all that hidden plantlife, which Springtrap definitely isn't.

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applereader In reply to Victoria2037 [2017-01-22 16:47:26 +0000 UTC]

I think the latter is more likely XD

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TheQuizzicalDreamer In reply to ??? [2017-01-22 16:42:26 +0000 UTC]

Lolbit! I was wondering when they'd make an appearance! The reaper byte looks adorable!

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RuneVix In reply to TheQuizzicalDreamer [2017-01-22 16:55:20 +0000 UTC]

I knew she had to show up eventually, if only to bring up the bee thing again.

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HEAllbeeCat [2017-01-22 16:37:45 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Herobrinekid200 In reply to ??? [2017-01-22 16:34:46 +0000 UTC]

This is Awesome. Can't wait for more!!

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