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RuneVix — Spring-trapped #71 - The Lowest Form of Comedy

Published: 2017-08-20 18:15:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 18849; Favourites: 181; Downloads: 35
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Description My one beta summed this one up as 'Wait, I thought I was supposed to be the psycho here.' Goldie is firmly in the 'looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you' category.

FNAF and all its characters belong to Scott Cawthon, not me.

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PANEL 1:

Springtrap: So, do we have a plan?

Spring Bonnie: Yeah, stay out of the way when the local pests see me and start stampeding.

Springtrap: They'd run away?

PANEL 2:

Spring Bonnie: Oh yeah, I've come in here a couple times just to brawl for the fun of it, and I think it stuck with them. Now they see me and run. ...Roll, whatever.

PANEL 3:

Springtrap: Nice to know I'm more at risk from being run over than chopped in half, for once.

Spring Bonnie: Oh, that's nothing. Remind me to tell you about the time Toy Freddy poked Security with a stick; it's kind of a long story.

Springtrap: ...Security, huh?

PANEL 4:

Spring Bonnie: Yeah, a big robot owl thing? Does it ring a bell? Was it on the flipside?

Springtrap: I don't think it's the kind of security you'd be familiar with. But why is yours an ow-

PANEL 5:

Springtrap: ...Night owl. ^$%#, I hate puns.

Spring Bonnie: Ours doesn't care about night or day; it's just there. Anyway-look, there's your clock.

Springtrap: Thanks. Don't shove me in this time.

Spring Bonnie: No promises.
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Comments: 33

JustaRandomGourgeist [2017-09-07 11:05:55 +0000 UTC]

"Remind me to tell you about the time Toy Freddy poked Security with a stick"

RIP in pieces Toy Freddy

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DaCountdownOfTime [2017-08-27 23:16:30 +0000 UTC]

darn puns

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MrFaZeOfTheHueBert [2017-08-26 05:56:06 +0000 UTC]

I'll be honest, at first I wasn't looking forward to reading this, but after I would say around the third issue, I say this is pretty darn epic! I like how you used the formula of FNAF World and its' 'Flipside' to create this. Bravo, Amigo. Tu me impressionaste! Which means you Impressed me! -Bry.
P.S- I like how you used SpringBon, Very clever. Definitely, a fun character to have to lug around a negative guy like SpringTrap.

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Luck-Of-The-Draw-207 [2017-08-25 03:25:18 +0000 UTC]

 Goldie promised not to shove, said nothing about accidentally tripping him...

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Bonniebro136 [2017-08-24 09:07:28 +0000 UTC]

oh springy. XD

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ZeroTheHedgehog2007 [2017-08-24 01:43:47 +0000 UTC]

*Facedesk* No matter where I go im never safe from the puns....
Either way thats kinda what I do when grinding levels >->

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DaGlitchWizzard [2017-08-21 12:58:34 +0000 UTC]

is there also an early bird?

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WarSerebii In reply to DaGlitchWizzard [2017-08-21 16:40:52 +0000 UTC]

Yea, but she used to work for another fast food place known for golden letters in their logo, then the clown fired em all

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SoundScreecher [2017-08-21 03:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Night owl... Baddum Tsk

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Ninjafour In reply to SoundScreecher [2017-08-23 04:41:59 +0000 UTC]

And to think it almost went over his head, I don't know owl someone could miss it.

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SoundScreecher In reply to Ninjafour [2017-08-23 12:54:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god XD

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Ninjafour In reply to SoundScreecher [2017-08-23 19:54:54 +0000 UTC]

What are you 'OMG'ing ab-hoot?

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SoundScreecher In reply to Ninjafour [2017-08-24 03:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Holy cow XD

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Ninjafour In reply to SoundScreecher [2017-08-24 05:56:07 +0000 UTC]

*Who* are you laughing at, I'm really not owl that funny.

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SoundScreecher In reply to Ninjafour [2017-08-24 07:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Wow... You are good at these owl puns XD

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Ninjafour In reply to SoundScreecher [2017-08-24 16:26:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. I wouldn't want them to wear out their welcome though, so owl best be going.

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FOXYANDMANGLEYOUTUBE In reply to Ninjafour [2017-08-27 20:42:49 +0000 UTC]

why just why

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Ninjafour In reply to FOXYANDMANGLEYOUTUBE [2017-08-29 15:56:11 +0000 UTC]

All comedy is derived from fear, a common side effect of depression is an inflated interest in comedy, this may follow even after the condition has passed.

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SoundScreecher In reply to Ninjafour [2017-08-24 18:10:37 +0000 UTC]

You probably should XD

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BonnieBomb [2017-08-20 22:58:20 +0000 UTC]

Puns are beautiful, Springles.

Embrace it.

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Dovaah [2017-08-20 21:58:15 +0000 UTC]

"No promises"
i think I might actually be Goldie

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JasonVoorheesfurry [2017-08-20 21:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Springtrap is becoming more aware of the puns o3o

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Cake-a-Tron [2017-08-20 21:38:10 +0000 UTC]

I see most of the animatronics in that category XD

Pfft so Spring Bonnie is damn powerful then! Fair enough. 

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RuneVix In reply to Cake-a-Tron [2017-08-20 22:50:23 +0000 UTC]

Fredbear is hands down the most dangerous thing in the entirety of FNAF World, but out of the normal FNAFworlders, Goldie's definitely a force to be reckoned with. Though I'd say the nightmare animatronics still beat her out.

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Cake-a-Tron In reply to RuneVix [2017-08-21 06:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh I have no doubts Fredbear mops the floor with the rest of them. I'd imagine the nightmares outdo Goldie too as well, though not by much.  

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2trucks [2017-08-20 19:07:18 +0000 UTC]

that was quite
PUNNY
bye

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5magmacubes [2017-08-20 18:39:17 +0000 UTC]

So is Springles transitioning into the 'Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll' category?

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RuneVix In reply to 5magmacubes [2017-08-20 19:53:50 +0000 UTC]

No, I think he's offed too many people to ever get out out of the 'looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you' territory.

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Zero3384 [2017-08-20 18:36:16 +0000 UTC]

ya know? I was happily and blissfully ignorant to this pun....but now I can not unsee it....god da**it Scott.....

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TheSketchLogic [2017-08-20 18:17:12 +0000 UTC]

YAY! ANOTHER COMIC! 

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RedeemerofDark [2017-08-20 18:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Pun?

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RuneVix In reply to RedeemerofDark [2017-08-20 18:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Night guard owl=night owl. When I was looking through playthroughs for this next bit and thinking about enemies that the non-Springtrap cast would've encountered, I had pretty much the same reaction as Springles. Dangit, Scott.

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RedeemerofDark In reply to RuneVix [2017-08-20 21:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Heh xD

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