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In which original flavor Foxy commits a cardinal sin of gaming. At least he's not camping.

Also: return of the flashback. These parts are honestly some of my favorites to write, just because I like seeing what I can come up with that's ridiculous yet plausible for a very, very poorly-run pizzeria.

FNAF and all its characters belong to Scott Cawthon, not me.

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PANEL 1:

Springtrap: What the hell does this thing have to do with the flipside?

PANEL 2:

Springtrap: ...Oh. Right.

PANEL 3:

[1986]

Phone Guy: Uh, hey, Dante, Jorge, since you two'll be in first, I wanted to uh, give a heads up. There was an emergency meeting last night, and, uh, the whole 'seafood pizza' promotion is cancelled on account of completely unrelated food poisoning. And uh, if anybody asks, deny all knowledge of it. You two should be fine, not like you ate the pizza, right?

[gurgle]

Jorge: Uh oh.

Dante: Nice knowing you, buddy.

PANEL 5:

[BOOM!]

PANEL 6:

Foxy: HaHA! Got more of those for you, beastie! By the time I'm through, you'll be all jelly, no fish!

PANEL 7:

Funtime Foxy: That one eyed-HE'S STEALING OUR FIGHT! ALL HANDS, GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT!

Springtrap: I was okay with 'Foxy does all the work and possibly dies instead'. Can we stick with that?

Bonnie: I told you, they get...weird...on the water.

Goldie: Hey Foxy, I'll give you fifty credits if you can land one in a nostril!

Description
In which original flavor Foxy commits a cardinal sin of gaming. At least he's not camping.

Also: return of the flashback. These parts are honestly some of my favorites to write, just because I like seeing what I can come up with that's ridiculous yet plausible for a very, very poorly-run pizzeria.

FNAF and all its characters belong to Scott Cawthon, not me.

Previous: fav.me/dbgjrbw Next: fav.me/dbia6zr

PANEL 1:

Springtrap: What the hell does this thing have to do with the flipside?

PANEL 2:

Springtrap: ...Oh. Right.

PANEL 3:

[1986]

Phone Guy: Uh, hey, Dante, Jorge, since you two'll be in first, I wanted to uh, give a heads up. There was an emergency meeting last night, and, uh, the whole 'seafood pizza' promotion is cancelled on account of completely unrelated food poisoning. And uh, if anybody asks, deny all knowledge of it. You two should be fine, not like you ate the pizza, right?

[gurgle]

Jorge: Uh oh.

Dante: Nice knowing you, buddy.

PANEL 5:

[BOOM!]

PANEL 6:

Foxy: HaHA! Got more of those for you, beastie! By the time I'm through, you'll be all jelly, no fish!

PANEL 7:

Funtime Foxy: That one eyed-HE'S STEALING OUR FIGHT! ALL HANDS, GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT!

Springtrap: I was okay with 'Foxy does all the work and possibly dies instead'. Can we stick with that?

Bonnie: I told you, they get...weird...on the water.

Goldie: Hey Foxy, I'll give you fifty credits if you can land one in a nostril!