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Published: 2017-02-02 03:42:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 35519; Favourites: 2625; Downloads: 0
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Drew a portrait of my boyfriend.T-Shirt available: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1170β¦
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Comments: 171
ItalianNoodle [2017-08-09 18:29:43 +0000 UTC]
Omfg its beautiful *0* I want this on a shirt, hoodie, mug... Fudge nuggets there goes my money :'<
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username640000 [2017-08-06 21:29:00 +0000 UTC]
Am I the only one who thought this was markipler lol
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TheEmmjay In reply to username640000 [2018-02-03 05:40:23 +0000 UTC]
I thought it was Tony Stark.
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MrMopoke [2017-07-01 08:11:50 +0000 UTC]
I bought a print of this today, I was probably really awkward at the con but at least I got the sweet meme!
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Nasenaya [2017-03-19 11:53:41 +0000 UTC]
OMG that's great.. Who would have thought that my country is going to be famous with this XD
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gojesser [2017-03-06 08:33:33 +0000 UTC]
Probably you meant boy friend, he's a boy and he's your friend⦠Huh?
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Sneiks In reply to gojesser [2017-03-13 11:55:00 +0000 UTC]
Short for though.
Β www.dictionary.com/browse/thouβ¦
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YamiVolcarona [2017-02-10 14:40:14 +0000 UTC]
knowyourmeme.com/photos/121876β¦
Lol it made it onto Know Your Meme (they credited you)
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Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:19:35 +0000 UTC]
OMG ITSNOTPREGNANT CHECK THIS OUT ITSS MY BBY HE SO HAWTT
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:21:49 +0000 UTC]
EXCOOS ME U BANANA PEEEL HOW DAR U CHET ONMEΒ
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:23:13 +0000 UTC]
WTH WE WRENT EVEN DATIEN U PYSCHOO ALL U DO IS STEEL MY BANANANA PEELS BISH
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:27:08 +0000 UTC]
HOW DUR U SAY THS... U JUST WAN TO KISS 'RY-SPIRIT' MORE LIKE RY-CARROT!!!!!! XZOO AND RYCARROT SITTIN IN A TREEE G. I . R . A . F . F. E.Β
U ARE UNFAITHFUL OGRE HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:28:53 +0000 UTC]
I THUGHT WE AGREEEED THAT I WUZ A WOMEN NOW WE PAD GUD MONEY FOR THAT SURGERY HOW DUR U MAEK ME FEEL INSECURE ANDD MMYB I DO WUNT RYCARROT SHE IZ MUCH BETA THAN U AND WIL SHVE MY ARMPITS RITE U GOOD FOR NOTHING SHEEP DAWG
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:30:46 +0000 UTC]
WEL WEL WEL IM KNEW YOUD COME CRAWLIN BAKC
RYCARROT IS A FATTY
I Β CAN SPRAY U WITH LAVENDER SCENTED TOILET SPRAY CAN CARROT MAN DO TISΒ
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:31:38 +0000 UTC]
I AM WURTHMORE THAN UR DRITY LAVENDER II AM SPRING FLOWER AND ONION UND YES HE CAN DO BETTER AND I LIEK THE FATTYS MORE CHUB TO EAT AND SNUGGLE AT NITE U PREVVV PRETZEL
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:35:20 +0000 UTC]
UR A HAGGLE BAGGLE EGGLE
LIK TAHT CARRIT CAN BATHE UR FEET BETTER THAN I CAN HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
WELΒ
WEL
WEL
IT SEEMS LIKE
U R POTATO
WIL U MARRY ME OR CARROT HUH
WHEN I FILED THE DIVORCE I SAW U INTERCEPTED IT AN EATIN IT WIT SRIRACHA CHILLI SAUCE SO I WUZ SCARED TO FILE A NEW 1 BUT WERE STILL MARRIED I LIED DAT I FILED A NEW ON I JUS WANNED TO GET AWAAAY FROM UR DISGESTIN SNORRRRESEEEESSS
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:36:57 +0000 UTC]
BRUH BBY BBY U R SO WRONG SNORING IS GUD FOR THE SOUL OK AND YUS DEY CNA WSH MY FEET BETA U ALWYS BE LICKING THEM BEFOR WE R DONE AND DAT DEVORCE FILE WUZ DELICIOUS IT TASTED LIKE MISERY AND I STAYED WITH U FOR THE TOE NAILS AND DEN U GAVE THEM TO THAT HOBO U DINGUS
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:41:19 +0000 UTC]
SNORSING IN MA EAR IS GUD 4??? NUTHIN, ONLI MY EARDRUM S DED
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WEL GUES WAT.. I'M DA 1 DAT DEVORED UR MATH HOMWURK. U THOGHT IT WAZ THA DOG BUTT.... IT WUZ ME....
IT TSSTED SSSSSOOOO NICEΒ
BETTER THAN UR FEET
UR FEET TAST LIKE SWEATY GYM SOCK
AND HOW DID U KNOW ABUTE MA SECRET AFFIAR WIT JIM... HE ISNT A HOBBO HOW DARE U CAL HIM DAT..
IM FILIN ANUTER DIVORCE..,,
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:41:53 +0000 UTC]
you dirty good for nothing pickle tickler.
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:44:18 +0000 UTC]
I don't know how else to say this.Β
I've met someone else.. Another ogre. You can eat the baby, I don't care anymore.
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:46:24 +0000 UTC]
I think you've already made it very clear that youΒ don't care about me orΒ our many children anymore.Β And I already knew that you were seeing someone else behind my back, but I decided not to call you out on it.
I guess this is goodbye Timmy.
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:47:54 +0000 UTC]
Timmy? TIMMY??Β
WHO IN THA FRIK FRAK KNIK KNAK IS TIMMY
I GUESS IM NOT THA ONLI ON SEEIN OTHER PPL..
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:48:44 +0000 UTC]
DUNT PRETEND U DONT KHNONWΒ Β Β Β Β Β Β I KNOWW ALLLLLLLLLLLL ABUT UR CODE UDN STREETNAMES AND AT LEST I HAD THE COUTRESY TO INTRODUCE U 2, HES DAH GUY WHO FIXES OUR TOLIET EVRY WED-NES-DAY
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:51:21 +0000 UTC]
HM. HM. H M.Β
I INTRODOOCED U 2 JIM DA UTHR DAEΒ
HE WURKZ AT A HI PAYIN JOB @ MCDONALDOS
AN DONT U THINK I DONO ABUT WHEN U BLOK DA TOLIET ON PORPOISE,. I KIND A SUSPOCTED DIS DA WHOLE TIME.... ITS OVER PAUL.. ITS OVER.
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 01:54:25 +0000 UTC]
FC OFF U KNUW DAT IM NOT FREAIN PAUL FROM OUR RP U DUNNA EVEN KNOW YA WIFES NAME U YELLOW BELLIED BUM RAG WELLΒ GEESSS WHAT IM SO ANGRY ATT UU THATΒ I AM GONNA. ..IM GONNA. ... .. .
Β
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IAmNotPregnant In reply to Xzoo02 [2017-02-10 01:56:24 +0000 UTC]
Ogres. Have many layers, like.. Onions. It's over. Over. Don't talk to me or contact me Bobette, it's over my former honeybun
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Xzoo02 In reply to IAmNotPregnant [2017-02-10 02:00:35 +0000 UTC]
you think I don't allREADY KNOW THAT U IDIOT WE'LL SEE WHOSS LAUGHING WHEEN U COME CRAWWWLING BAK TO MAMA
chow! I'm off to see a REAL ogre, HMPH
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LaDeary [2017-02-07 22:34:39 +0000 UTC]
I just looked up the word "bae" out of boredom and found this fine masterpiece. XD
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