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Published: 2007-12-27 09:17:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 3172; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 42
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Son, I'm gonna smack that dumb look right off your stupid face...I'm an Engineer. And that means I solve problems...
Not problems like 'What is Beauty', because that would fall within the category of your conundrums of Philosophy...
I solve Practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new be-hind?
The answer?
Use a gun...
And if that don't work:
Use More Gun.
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Comments: 12
koppi [2009-03-03 19:30:24 +0000 UTC]
Does he work for the Home Depot? Because if he did I'd shop there more often.
Love the Engineer, yep.
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Rythmear In reply to koppi [2009-03-03 21:19:24 +0000 UTC]
Maybe - I know he works as a car salesman.
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koppi In reply to Rythmear [2009-03-04 17:04:29 +0000 UTC]
Oh, god, I refuse to believe that commercial/whatever was ever made.
If I ignore it, it will go away.
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Bug-Off [2007-12-28 03:12:30 +0000 UTC]
See, now that's the kind of practical thinking we need.
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