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Published: 2016-04-07 00:11:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 943; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 2
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The reporter is Hermes.
Of course the reporter is Hermes.
Or at least, a reporter who operates with Hermes branding. Possibly a Hermes subsidiary. But of course, you can't make a proper living just on making news reports, so the Hermes news network has a close pairing with several other major networks for filling the air in-between breaking reports and top scoops. Naturally, they'd go straight for things like contests, cooking shows, and pageants. And after working with a few, they'd decide to form a close partnership with another network, famous for hosting beauty pageants and covering seasonal cooking festivals. Finally, the Hermes news network would pair itself with Aphrodite home entertainment, thus forming the ubiqitious Hermaphroditus channel.
Naturally, all of the news anchors and show hosts are extremely androgynous.
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Imagine all gods as essentially on their pantheon's 'team'.
Hermes may be the face ofย ฮNN, but the Greeks themselves are tech magnates.
Iris brand mobile devices are very popular.
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osiris will now be replaced with a rapping dog to appeal to hip teen audiences
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