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As we may know, Sammy and Amy never liked each other (for Amy, with either unknown or little to no good reason, and for Sammy, with obvious and good reason). We all know that Amy has always been abusing and putting Sammy down (and even calling her a very degrading, even if rhyming, name) and Sammy sighed up and auditioned for Total Drama just to get away from Amy's bossy butt, only for the witch to join in as well. As for their time in Total Drama, we know how it played it, with Amy bossing Sammy around and Sammy barking back. The moments where the two fight/argue, but with Sammy being more brave into fighting/talking back, gives me the idea that they'd be ideal to sing this song I know all too well, If I Didn't Have You, from the movie, Quest for Camelot. Here's what I'd think it'd play out, in script form:

Amy: "Listen, Samey, I don't care if you are in self-denial, I'm still the perfect and pretty one, you're the one who can't do anything right or good."

Sammy: "Only because you're holding me back!"

Amy: "Excuse me, what?! You dare to blame me?!"

Sammy: "Yeah, that's right! In fact, if I didn't have you, I could do a lot of things!

(Song begins)

Sammy: "I'd be rocking with the Rockers
Swinging with the Bloggers
I'd self-customized this cave in a minute
'Sammy,' They would sing
'Cause I would be the blonde queen
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!"

Amy: "Excuse you? If you didn't have me?"

Sammy: "If I didn't have you!"

Amy: "Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh? Can we get to that?" (Sammy stuffs an apple in her mouth)

Sammy and Amy: "Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Toper: "Girls, how about you two stop bickering and get your act together so the show can go on?"

Amy: "Act? Did someone say act?" (Bats her eyelashes at Topher) "I can act!"
If only I had a separate life
My career would be fame and fortune
I'd be the star of Chicago
You'd be the twin that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!"

Sammy: "I should be so lucky!"

Amy: "If I didn't have you!"

Sammy: "Oh, wait! You'd drop dead!" (Amy glares at her)

Sammy and Amy: "Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Amy: (Cowers in fear and dramatically) "Trapped! Aah! Trapped!"

Sammy: "Having been stuck here with you for 16 years and still am for 5 or more to come!"

Amy: "Oh dear, it's learned to count."

Sammy: "If you'd got me a good lawyer, I would have issued a restraining order 9 years ago."

Amy: (Irate) "Now, listen here, sister! I didn't come here to be insulted!"

Sammy: "Oh? Where do you usually go?"

Amy: "I'd be a fire-breathing giant!"

Sammy: "I'd be one high-flying pilot!"

Amy: "You'd be nothing without me! You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!"

Sammy: "I'm so tired of your bossing!"

Amy: "And I'm so tired of your fussing!"

Sammy: (Laughs) "Haha! Without me, you'd have no brain. . ."

Sammy and Amy: ". . . with which to think!"

(The two overlap one another)

Sammy: "I'd be rocking with the Rockers”

Amy: "If only I had a separate life"

Sammy: "Swinging with the Bloggers
I'd self-customized this cave in a minute"

Amy: "My career would be fame and fortune"

Sammy: "Sammy, They would sing"

Amy: "I'd be the star of Chicago"

Sammy: "Cause I would be the blonde queen"

Sammy and Amy: "I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!"

Ella, Lindsay, Katie, and Sadie: "If I didn't have you!"

Sammy and Amy: "If I didn't have you!"

Ella, Lindsay, Katie, and Sadie: "If I didn't have you!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Amy: "This way! Let me lead!"

Ella, Lindsay, Katie, and Sadie: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Sammy: "No, this way, twinkletoes!"

Sammy and Amy: "Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Sammy: "I got ya, sis!"

Sammy and Amy: "Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

(Suddenly, they appear dressed in disco jackets and bell bottom pants and they gave a dance while singing. Sammy's jacket was red and her pants were white and she was wearing shades, while Amy's jacket was white and her pants were red.)

Sammy and Amy: "Well, if I didn't,
Oh, if I didn't,
Have you!"

(The song ends as the twins bow)

Sammy: "Thank you!"

Amy: "Thank you very much!"

Sammy: "Thank you!"

Amy: "Amy just left the building."

Sammy: (To Amy) "You haven't sung before, haven't you?"

(The End)

Hope you enjoyed it.

Sammy and Amy © Fresh TV/Teletoon
Quest for Camelot © Warner Bros.
Meme ©

Description
As we may know, Sammy and Amy never liked each other (for Amy, with either unknown or little to no good reason, and for Sammy, with obvious and good reason). We all know that Amy has always been abusing and putting Sammy down (and even calling her a very degrading, even if rhyming, name) and Sammy sighed up and auditioned for Total Drama just to get away from Amy's bossy butt, only for the witch to join in as well. As for their time in Total Drama, we know how it played it, with Amy bossing Sammy around and Sammy barking back. The moments where the two fight/argue, but with Sammy being more brave into fighting/talking back, gives me the idea that they'd be ideal to sing this song I know all too well, If I Didn't Have You, from the movie, Quest for Camelot. Here's what I'd think it'd play out, in script form:

Amy: "Listen, Samey, I don't care if you are in self-denial, I'm still the perfect and pretty one, you're the one who can't do anything right or good."

Sammy: "Only because you're holding me back!"

Amy: "Excuse me, what?! You dare to blame me?!"

Sammy: "Yeah, that's right! In fact, if I didn't have you, I could do a lot of things!

(Song begins)

Sammy: "I'd be rocking with the Rockers
Swinging with the Bloggers
I'd self-customized this cave in a minute
'Sammy,' They would sing
'Cause I would be the blonde queen
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!"

Amy: "Excuse you? If you didn't have me?"

Sammy: "If I didn't have you!"

Amy: "Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh? Can we get to that?" (Sammy stuffs an apple in her mouth)

Sammy and Amy: "Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Toper: "Girls, how about you two stop bickering and get your act together so the show can go on?"

Amy: "Act? Did someone say act?" (Bats her eyelashes at Topher) "I can act!"
If only I had a separate life
My career would be fame and fortune
I'd be the star of Chicago
You'd be the twin that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!"

Sammy: "I should be so lucky!"

Amy: "If I didn't have you!"

Sammy: "Oh, wait! You'd drop dead!" (Amy glares at her)

Sammy and Amy: "Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Amy: (Cowers in fear and dramatically) "Trapped! Aah! Trapped!"

Sammy: "Having been stuck here with you for 16 years and still am for 5 or more to come!"

Amy: "Oh dear, it's learned to count."

Sammy: "If you'd got me a good lawyer, I would have issued a restraining order 9 years ago."

Amy: (Irate) "Now, listen here, sister! I didn't come here to be insulted!"

Sammy: "Oh? Where do you usually go?"

Amy: "I'd be a fire-breathing giant!"

Sammy: "I'd be one high-flying pilot!"

Amy: "You'd be nothing without me! You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!"

Sammy: "I'm so tired of your bossing!"

Amy: "And I'm so tired of your fussing!"

Sammy: (Laughs) "Haha! Without me, you'd have no brain. . ."

Sammy and Amy: ". . . with which to think!"

(The two overlap one another)

Sammy: "I'd be rocking with the Rockers”

Amy: "If only I had a separate life"

Sammy: "Swinging with the Bloggers
I'd self-customized this cave in a minute"

Amy: "My career would be fame and fortune"

Sammy: "Sammy, They would sing"

Amy: "I'd be the star of Chicago"

Sammy: "Cause I would be the blonde queen"

Sammy and Amy: "I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!"

Ella, Lindsay, Katie, and Sadie: "If I didn't have you!"

Sammy and Amy: "If I didn't have you!"

Ella, Lindsay, Katie, and Sadie: "If I didn't have you!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Amy: "This way! Let me lead!"

Ella, Lindsay, Katie, and Sadie: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Sammy: "No, this way, twinkletoes!"

Sammy and Amy: "Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!"

Sammy: "I got ya, sis!"

Sammy and Amy: "Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"

(Suddenly, they appear dressed in disco jackets and bell bottom pants and they gave a dance while singing. Sammy's jacket was red and her pants were white and she was wearing shades, while Amy's jacket was white and her pants were red.)

Sammy and Amy: "Well, if I didn't,
Oh, if I didn't,
Have you!"

(The song ends as the twins bow)

Sammy: "Thank you!"

Amy: "Thank you very much!"

Sammy: "Thank you!"

Amy: "Amy just left the building."

Sammy: (To Amy) "You haven't sung before, haven't you?"

(The End)

Hope you enjoyed it.

Sammy and Amy © Fresh TV/Teletoon
Quest for Camelot © Warner Bros.
Meme ©