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Yet another one of those 3 AM ideas that kept me up and demanded sketching.Words again by . I do occasionally write my own flavor text, but he does enjoy doing it and owed me for Techinal Support illustrations, so there.
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The ground trembled. People ran in fear. A blood curdling roar filled the air.
A huge green dinosaur was stomping down main street, its huge jaws gnashing, tail swinging through walls, three mighty legs pounding the ground-
"It should have juss' two legs."
"Ssshhhh!"
"What d'you mean?"
"Itssa T-Rex 'n' 'ey've only got two legs!"
"Shhhh!"
"Iss my T-Rex 'n' it's all super so it has three."
"Sshhhh!"
The unstoppable three legged T-Rex reared its massive head and let out another roar! It stomped over the ruined city that it had destroyed with its awesome power, crushing cars and pushing buildings over like cardboard boxes! And then it marched on, into a field of lovely pink flowers.
"Why're you drawin' stupid flowers!"
"Cuz they're pretty 'n' I like 'em."
"But they're stoooopid! Graar, graar, my T-Rex is gonna stomp all over your stupid flowers!"
"Ssshhh! She's gonna wake up!"
"Graaaar! T-Rex get you too!"
"Nuh-uh! My pirate'd kick your T-Rex's butt!"
"Grar! Pirates could nevur beat a Dinosaur, they're all small and dumb. Your pirate should go play in the flowers and hide in the stooopid little blue house!"
"S'not stupid! Mister kitty loves his house!"
"Why would a kitty need a house? Well, he's not got one now, cuz T-Rex is stompin' it, Graargraargraaar!"
"Noooo! I'm gunna tell mommy!"
"Shhhh! You're wakin' her uuup!"
"Graaaaar!"
"Ugh..."
The three artists froze. The canvas was beginning to stir.
"Quick, runf'r it!"
Markers showered to the floor as three little bodies jumped off the bed and pelted out the door.
Chelsea yawned, and smacked her lips.
She had just woken up from the strangest dream she'd ever had. No, wait, scratch that, that one a couple of weeks ago with the whales and the scullery maids was pretty weird. It'd be a while before she topped that. It seemed like weird dreams just went with the territory of being so very pregnant.
She scratched her belly. It was feeling weird this morning, sorta itchy. She wondered if ants had gotten in during the night, and thought her to be the perfect terrain to set up a new giant colony. Oof, and the babies were in rare form too, kicking like crazy in all directions.
"Okay, I'm up, I'm up," she said, rubbing her side in hopes of calming them down. Of course it wouldn't work. They wanted something and they wouldn't stop kicking 'til they got it. Hopefully a nice long warm shower- they liked that- or something weird for breakfast. She checked to see if she was craving anything weird this morning. Hmmm... lolipops dipped in vinegar sounded disgusting... so did steak in chocolate sauce... she didn't want to eat paper... so nope, no weird cravings today. Shame, chocolate steak had been tasty at the time.
With some difficulty she rolled herself into a sitting position and opened her eyes.
A big, blurry bulge slowly came into focus.
Yup, still pregnant then, no surprises there.
But... what was this? As her eyes begun to focus, she noticed something strange- marks on her belly. Was that blood? Was she bleeding?! Had she cut herself open during the ni- no, wait, wait, there were yellow and green bits and things too, and unless she'd developed a really weird blood condition, she couldn't be bleeding. Oh, Gods, a rash then? Was this some secret symptom of the super pregnant, something they never revealed to the uninitiated? Eight months in you got covered in itchy rainbows?
That couldn't be right. She scratched her head and tried to kick her brain into gear.
Then she saw it.
"Oh those little-" she snarled, stopping short of issuing an actual curse.
Her babies saw no such compunction, and issued a series of sharp kicks in place of a curse.
She- they- had been vandalized. She was covered in little ink doodles of flowers and dinosaurs! What the hell was this!? Did they think that her belly was too boring being just pink? Was this a little redecoration project? Ugh! She felt like a ghetto slum now; overpopulated and covered in graffiti.
There would be vengeance. There would be pay back. There would be-
There would be breakfast, first, because she was too damn hungry for this first thing in the morning.
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Comments: 60
CaptainWHaddock [2021-03-20 13:29:52 +0000 UTC]
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Wallaroo [2019-11-04 20:12:44 +0000 UTC]
Three artists are gonna face some harsh words for drawing on mama's tummy!
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TFCreeper-Writer [2019-02-01 04:00:43 +0000 UTC]
i got this when I searched you're not perfect.
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Brubake [2018-02-23 08:59:17 +0000 UTC]
Yup, revenge with lots of food. Tie them all up good, then stuff those three kids all very close to bursting open. Then draw big spiders, and big ants on their big bellies with permanent markers.
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jerichojim [2010-12-27 14:25:13 +0000 UTC]
Why did her dream have whales and the scullery maids?
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zededd [2010-08-15 15:26:16 +0000 UTC]
hahahaa! yeah. that demmanded doodling definatley! awesome idea
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ShadowXM1 [2009-05-13 03:36:10 +0000 UTC]
Okay THAT is definitely funny not just because it's a cute story, but because I can see real little kids doing this. Nice one!
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boardwalkman [2009-03-18 06:27:39 +0000 UTC]
I'm kind of wondering now what she's gonna do to the kids after she eats....
Oh, well. I love the drawing!
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book-remote [2009-02-05 09:13:32 +0000 UTC]
I can't seem to find her belly button. With a belly that big, the belly button should be the size of a golf ball.
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SaburoX In reply to book-remote [2009-02-05 13:43:51 +0000 UTC]
Actually, it would get stretched to non existence. The belly button doesn't actually grow proportionately.
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themanfromhyrule [2009-02-03 04:40:38 +0000 UTC]
Aww this ones really cute and so is the story it really seems like something kids would do ha!
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deathwish1991 [2009-02-02 19:55:30 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE IT! i like that your making the girls larger. Its hard to find someone who draws really well and its even harder to find someone who draws REALLY huge pregnant girls. you are my favorite artist keep it up.And keep making them with bigger. thanks (
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otakon2006 [2009-02-02 12:59:31 +0000 UTC]
Hoo boy, she's a biggun!
And the little novella funny too!
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TwistedMental [2009-02-02 04:58:34 +0000 UTC]
I like how the bed sags in, it gives a view of the weight of the belly.
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GreymanMSC [2009-02-02 03:15:54 +0000 UTC]
Well... in their defense it would be an irresistable canvas.
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FANNofExpansion [2009-02-01 16:42:45 +0000 UTC]
That was freaking awesome.
"The canvas began to stur...." lol
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GH0ST1134 [2009-02-01 15:50:23 +0000 UTC]
They story is very amusing. The drawings on her belly is an expectation of little children can imagine to draw. Very creative.
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Uglymuffintop [2009-02-01 03:56:01 +0000 UTC]
Oh bloody hell, that is so freaking adorable. They indeed look like little doodles a child would draw, too. Impressive coloring and texturing.
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KonekoRyu [2009-02-01 02:51:57 +0000 UTC]
heh, you got some of the craziet ideas! '_'; mine tend to come from dreams or just before I pass out
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MetroidBob [2009-02-01 02:36:58 +0000 UTC]
Quite hilarious, indeed! Excellent work.
She should be thankful: she'd have a harder time getting marker drawings off the wall than off pf herself.
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Ninpu-Otaku [2009-02-01 00:30:36 +0000 UTC]
The guy on the poster looks kinda like your previous self-portraits (if they had hair). Do I smell a Cameo?
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Ninpu-Otaku In reply to SaburoX [2009-02-02 03:31:39 +0000 UTC]
Drat, thought I was on to something...
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pryme-caliber [2009-02-01 00:12:55 +0000 UTC]
Hah, you've outdone yourself man, that is just plain hilarious.
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EmperorBassexe [2009-01-31 22:28:09 +0000 UTC]
In the art piece:
Judging by the size of her bed and state of her room, I'd say that she was the sister of the little artists, but upon reading your comment to Ninshinobi; the term 'cousin' seems to fit better.
The Rock Star label for the poster seems way too generic, one would at least expect a band name on it.
However, the white bordering/frame on the doorway makes the wall seem paper-thin somehow for some reason. I honestly cannot fathom how to explain it properly; but it just does.
In the text of the mini-fic:
For some reason, the lines that ask herself if she's bleeding or not don't seem to have such a shocking effect when the reader is reading them. But maybe that's the point, since the reader knows that Chelsea isn't hurt at all; therefore the bleeding comments don't seem to have a shocking effect. Now if those lines had appeared in the text before the information concerning the marker drawings was implemented, then the statement would have shock value to it.
The three-legged t-rex line was hilarious. Kudos to Darien and yourself for thinking that up, presuming one of you added that idea and the other included it in thier end of the submission.
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SupineDragon [2009-01-31 22:02:44 +0000 UTC]
"She felt like a ghetto slum now; overpopulated and covered in graffiti."
Great line! Thought to be honest, when I first saw this it kind of reminded me of those pictures of girls who get drunk and pass out and their friends deface them.
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SpottedAlienMonster [2009-01-31 21:04:39 +0000 UTC]
Yes, whales and scullery maids can make for some very wierd dreams. That, and Halo rip-offs done in anime style with a brute shot and an immortal player who just won't freakin' die!... Maybe I said to much.
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Ninshinobi [2009-01-31 16:38:11 +0000 UTC]
Judging by her room, I'm guessing she's a little young to already have children who speak almost so I'm guessing the bodies that the police will find floating down the river are her brother and sister?
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XavierXF In reply to Ninshinobi [2009-05-31 06:12:30 +0000 UTC]
y'know, she has two problems: the annoying little people drawing on her belly, and hunger.
i was thinking: two birds with one stone? if you don't know what i'm talking about right away, it'll come to you.
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Ninshinobi In reply to XavierXF [2009-05-31 13:33:45 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, i find vore repellant.l
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SaburoX In reply to Ninshinobi [2009-01-31 18:37:44 +0000 UTC]
I was thinking either her nieces/nephews or cousins.
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KaijuDuke [2009-01-31 15:25:25 +0000 UTC]
LOL XD! Another super fun story to go with a really cute and funny pic, three legged t-rex, priceless, lol
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walterratley [2009-01-31 14:22:56 +0000 UTC]
Awww! look like a kid was making drawing on her's huge belly looking good like it.
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Kisame17 [2009-01-31 13:03:22 +0000 UTC]
Wow and I thought my cravings were weird. It was nice that a story was formed out of Chelsea's belly. Now let's just hope she has a breakfast long enough for the kids to escape.
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