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Figure 1: Example of Sympathy Sue: Ivananana Breezesongcoldstormicecream EtA subspecies of the Angstius Sueus, Sympathy Sue uses her tearful past to catch her prey, as well as her bodily assets and seemingly angelic personality. These Sues are far more pervasive in fandoms where having a tragic past is practically part of each character description (e.g. Death Note); and therefore, harder to spot and eliminate.
Suethors commonly insert scenes of self-pity and "please help me, hot canon guy" content, to the point that the reader wonders when are they ever going to fucking stop and kill themselves already . A tragic past, for these Sues, usually consist of:
- seven scenes with blood in them
- six bullies at school
- five abusive family members
- four suicide attempts
- three scenes of child molestation and/or rape
- two murdered parents
- one "you can make it all better if you hook up with me"
oh, and
- over 9000 small cute animals killed
The extraordinary thing about these Sues is how easily they can leech the canon characters to their side. Normally psychopathic, sociopathic, violent, shy, lonely, weird, gay, or "just not just that into girls" characters suddenly find themselves falling head over heels for Sympathy Sue- probably because she appears to be the perfect girlfriend, with an all-caring personality and BOOBS and small angel wings growing out of her shoulders and BOOBS and a really short skirt, have I mentioned BOOBS? Incidentally, the canon characters seem to lose all traces of their former personalities and are instead content with being Sympathy Sue's bitch. Lemons ftw!
Not.
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Comments: 59
Saffy-in-the-Clouds In reply to ??? [2010-02-04 03:19:25 +0000 UTC]
Wut. You sound like a perv.. heh just kidding
I noticed that you didn't post up any failed apps in the VI thread. Does that mean..
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Airan-Skyknight In reply to Saffy-in-the-Clouds [2010-02-04 12:12:25 +0000 UTC]
maaaaaaaaaaybeeee....
I dont feel like posting my failed app(s) (note: there was no number to tell you how many failed ) because I hated it(them)
Did I make it? That's for me to know and you to find out whenever I feel like telling you.
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Saffy-in-the-Clouds In reply to Airan-Skyknight [2010-02-05 00:17:45 +0000 UTC]
Heh.. I think I already know one of them I hope you get in! Even if you don't get very far, it's still an educational experience XD
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Airan-Skyknight In reply to Saffy-in-the-Clouds [2010-02-05 00:39:56 +0000 UTC]
Oooh...you think you know who I am Interesting...how about you send me the guess so I can know if I should be worried or not.
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Saffy-in-the-Clouds In reply to Airan-Skyknight [2010-02-05 00:40:20 +0000 UTC]
Eh? Through notes? Sure, why not.
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Airan-Skyknight In reply to Saffy-in-the-Clouds [2010-02-05 00:42:24 +0000 UTC]
Alright go ahead
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pixiesera [2010-02-04 01:23:58 +0000 UTC]
I will admit, she's a cute Sue. Oh no. OH NO! It's sucking my in! Help me! X_X
Oh and...
BOOBS!
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