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SagashiIndustries — Reimu's Devotion
Published: 2010-04-06 12:16:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1620; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 14
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Even as a boy, Marisa can't escape. I'm tempted to have Sakuya get the sex change too before figuring out that it's a terrible idea that won't help. Also, I need a name for Male Marisa.Related content
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That DOES work better than Watcher's suggestion for Mari.
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No way Jose!
Sakuya stays what she is, she's bad enough trouble as is...
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But Yukiko and Remi would finally have someone fully capable of reproduction around.
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Hmmmm...
Does that mean she'll be too busy to try and stop me from escaping the mansion once and for all?
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...FIRE AWAY!!!
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(begins guarding the gate) NOT SO FAST.
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*slams you with a home run bat and sends you flying towards Eintei* *sunglasses* Home run.
[DisgaeaDragoon has Escaped the Scarlet Devil Mansion]
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(DisgaeaDragoon is crushed before he can make out of the gate) HAHAHAHAHA! You Thought You Could Take Me Down That Easily! DIE, WORM!
Borderlands Boss Subtitle: JOSEPH THE INVINCIBLE (You. Will. DIE.)
(casts Megidolaon)
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*you check the remains only to discover it was a dummy while Sakuya stands right behind you knives at ready*
Sakuya: Oh Joe~
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(freezes time) (murders you AGAIN) (retreats)
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*slams you with fist of logic and breaks the whole scenario*
*the credits roll*
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(rips through the credits, and shoot you with a Striker missile)
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(Yukari helps me steer the missile into you using rifts)
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Now just what the heck you have against me besides the home run? No one ordered you to stand in my way. And last I checked, you weren't in any of the employee lists! *uses Time Stop and blasts the missle*
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Easy! IT'S FUN! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! (Hax Sign: You Are Gonna Die) (DisgaeaDragoon is destroyed in a blaze of passion)
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*voice only* THAAAAaank yooooooouuuuu......*leaves behind Genji gloves, Genji Helm, Genji Armor, and Genji Shield*
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You're welcome! Yay, loot! (Equips Genji Armor) Now all I need is the Masa- (is KO'd and dragged into the SDM)
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(Wakes up a hour later, in Patchy's library) Oh, no... ...What's gonna happen now?
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*Quickly appears.*
You want me to kill you now? Or should I let the girls get to you? Answer quickly, for I'll have to leave soon.
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Let the girls reach me! I can take it! (pulls out a Atlas Aries Revolver)
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In that case, I'll give you a hand. *grabs a Rail Driver.*
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(Begins firing at a bunch of zombie fairies, with Awe from SMT: Strange Journey playing in the background)
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Keep me covered. My gun isn't as fast-firing, but it can shoot through walls.
*I begin firing my rail driver.*
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No prob. (Switches to a Serpens)
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(I've gotta switch to first person)
*I quickly slam the stock of my rail driver into a pair of fairies before grabbing for my Gauss Rifle.*
Let's get our behinds outta here!
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OH SH- (is grabbed by Sakuya, and dragged off to the basement) Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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I'm on it!
*I rush after Sakuya, drawing a pair of 20-inch serrated carbide-steel combat knives.*
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Wait. That's It! (Pulls out my own knife and flings it at a chandelier) (Chandelier lands on Sakuya) RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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I have a buggy out in front! Let's get outta here! *I use my Gauss Rifle to provide cover fire as we sprint for the exit.*
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(Gets in the buggy) (places a Scorpio Turret behind the buggy) GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(We zoom away)
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CAMPAIGN COMPLETE!
(Joseph has escaped the SDM)
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Glad to be of help, my friend.
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*Takes parting shot at Meiling with a rocket launcher*
Mission successful.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO! MEILING! SHE WAS THE ONE PERSON I DIDN'T WANT HARMED!
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I think I missed.
*Looks out and sees that the rocket missed and blew up everything around Meiling, but not Meiling.*
Yep. She's okay.
*fires a rocket at the SDM.*
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*Sees Remilia on our tails and the Scorpio Turret in ruins.*
Hit the throttle!
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...OH SHIT IT'S FLANDRE! (goes into Hyperspeed, dragging you along by your sleeve)
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Dammit. I've gotta channel my power as a badass freakin' disciple. Zetta, lend me strength.
*My body begins blazing with power.*
I'll hold them back. You make a run for it.
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...Wait. Oh, Duh. (Channels Baal)
(Transforms into Baal)
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
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*Begins channeling Zetta, going immediately to EX form and gaining massive dragon wings.*
I'll deal with Flandre.
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(channels his Ex Form)
(Transforms into a Prinny)
Time to Rumble! (Charges)
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((A Prinny? What's up with that?))
*Charges as well.*
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(When Baal is killed, he becomes a Prinny.) (A impossibly Dangerous Prinny.) (As in, he's level 9999, and all but invincible.)
*Keeps Moving*
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