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Sage-Oro — Dancer
Published: 2007-01-08 01:06:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 877; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 20
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'Tis my own version of the Nobody Dancer. If you haven't played Kingdom Hearts 2, you might be lost (and are probably saying "SAGE!! STOP WITH KINGDOM HEARTS ALREADY!!")
Heheh, sorry, I can't. But just hang in a little longer; I'll be back to normal soon (for your sakes, I hope). ^_^ And look! I drew a slightly-normal-looking hand!! Go me!! YAY! 
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they are not easy to kill, i'm at level 71 and i still find it hard.
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I know! They're evil!!!
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GAH! I freakin hate these things! had to kill 20 of em just to get one crystal ... but aside from that ... totally amazing!
:: FAVED ::
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Ugh, me too! They team up on ya! I'm glad you like it, though!
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They can be found in Twilight Town and in
The World That Never Was.
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Oh, very nice! Heh heh, I wouldn't worry about KH2 because what are we without our obsessions?! 
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We are nothing without our obsessions! Right, Kakashi-sama?
Kakashi: *crawling out from under my bed, with tattered clothes and five o'clock shadow* FREEEEEEEE! I'M FREEEEEEEEEE! FINALLY!!!!
Me: Get back under the bed! *shove*
Bed: Yum . . . bishounen . . . *slurping noises*
Kakashi: NOOO!! NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!
Bed: *slurping noise*
Me: Wait, how did I see your five o'clock shadow? You're wearing a mask! 
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Oh . . . oh wow! You have a bishie-eating bed too? Aren't they the greatest?
But your hand! Good lord! I didn't read about those kinds of hazards in the pet owner's manual! Let me go find you a good medic nin . . .
And Kakashi! If you know what's good for you, you'll get back under that bed and you'll like it! *cracks whip*
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Ooh, yes, they're amazing! XD And I want my hand back! And my whip! Although I can't use it 'cause SOMEBODY won't gimme back my hand! ><
Kakashi: No more whipping? YAY!
Clayr: *cracks whip*
Kakashi: EEEP! *dives under bed*
Bed: *burps*
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Wow, sounds like Kakashi is giving your bishie bed indigestion. We should feed it other kinds of bishies to help its upset stomach. *runs over to Bleach*
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Yeah! *throws Ichigo under the bed*
Bed: Mm-mm good!
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Hurray! Can't ask for anything better than a happy bishie bed!
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Yup! Have you ever seen an angry bishie bed? It's not good.
Angry Bishie Bed: RAWR!! *eats Konohamaru*
Me: WTH?! He's not even a bishie!
ABB: RAWWWWWWWWWR!!! *eats my other arm*
Me: Dang it! There goes my pointing hand. *runs into a wall* I can't get up! *rolls around on floor like a turtle*
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Ech! It ATE Konohamaru?! Is it sick?! Hey, stupid bishie bed, spit out all them body parts!
*kicks it*
*loses leg*
U-UWAAAH!!! What do we do? What do we DOOO?!
*flails and trips over the armless body rolling around on the floor*
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*still rolling* I don't know what we do!! If SOMEBODY had given me back my right arm, I might be able to stuff Choji in there and choke it to death, but NOOOOO! You just HAD to keep my arm!
ABB: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!! *uses the arm and leg to jump out of the window*
Me: *stops rolling* NOOO! IT'S TASTED HUMAN BLOOD!!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! *starts rolling again*
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What is a three-limbed person and an armless rolling one to do? We can't save the world from a human-eating bishie bed! Unless . . . unless we transform into one! How can we lose with two arms, two heads, AND three legs?!
*gets into transformer-ish pose*
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Um, okay then. *bites some random object and pulls herself up* Okay then! *gets into semo-transformer-ish pose* Um, what do we do now?
ABB: RAWWR! *punches me down*
Me: 
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Oh no! Why isn't this working?! Wait! I know! I know! You usually have to say some magic phrase or something, right? So, um, let's see . . . uh, "SEXY NO JUTSU!!!"
*transforms into naked bimbo*
Haha! I know a bishie bed won't be able to take THAT attack!
*dances around and trips over upside-down turtle companion*
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ARGH! GET OFFA ME, YA NAKED SKANK!
*Clayr transforms back*Uh . . . . oops! I didn't mean that! I thought you were Naruto or Rock Lee or some other freak that hopped through the window!
*Rock Lee and Naruto hop through the window*
Naruto: HOLY CRAP! AN EVIL BED! *bishe bed eats him*
Rock Lee: *high-pitched girly scream*
Me: *sigh*
Rock Lee: Okay! SEXY NO JUTSU! *transforms into a Rock Lee-bimbo mix*
Bishie Bed: *screams in agony*
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H-have we won? Thanks to the abomination that is that bowl-headed bimbo over there, we have won? Y-yay!
*throws confetti*
*helps armless one off the floor*
Let's escape before that bed gets wise to it . . .
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I think we did win! If I had any arms I would wave them around frantically! *starts waving head around frantically*
Rock Lee: *still dancing* WEEE!! WATCH ME DANCE! *gets hit by my head* ARGH! *falls out of the window and transforms back to his regular bowl-head self*
Gai: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Lee: SENSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Gai: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Lee: SENSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
Bed: RAWWWWWWWWWR!! *eats Gai*
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Oh, goodness! Rock Lee has released all the gates! He's going to go all nuclear on that bishie bed! Let's run to the bomb shelter!
*hoists armless one on her back*
*runs*
*doesn't look back, especially when she hears Lee ranting about Gai-the-love-of-his-life-the-one-who-taught-him-how-to-be-a-real-man-now-you-will-pay-die-die-die*
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M FLYING!!! *accidently gets knocked into the steel doorway of the shelter* ACK! *falls down and rolls over to the bishie bed* AAAAAH!! SAVE ME!! *crawls inside of a random oven*
Rock Lee: *random death threats* *explodes*
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Oooo I haven't played Kingdom Hearts II yet, and I have no idea who this is, but it looks really cool! And I bet I'll have more of an appreciation for it soon. 
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=^ ^= I suggest you play it! This is just a minor enemy that you fight against, but this is what I think it's human form would look like.
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i love the way you did the body. very eligant looking.
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=^.^= Thank you very much!
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