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Published: 2008-05-24 17:36:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1081; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 41
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This is my own personal mockery of Sailor Moon. Every season the bad guys were after some treasure that could be found in the bodies of good people. Are we supposed to beleive that you have THAT MANY manifestations of love and purity rolling around inside your body?Related content
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As-Soon-As-Possible [2010-03-30 15:57:54 +0000 UTC]
No wonder I failed biology! I got the body all wrong! We don't have lungs we have dream mirrors! Dammit!
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Haruka--chan [2008-12-02 05:16:01 +0000 UTC]
OMG That's the most genius thing ever! Brilliant!
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Haruka--chan In reply to SailorBetch [2008-12-02 18:49:47 +0000 UTC]
You're very welcome! ^.^
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browneyedfairy23 [2008-11-14 04:05:41 +0000 UTC]
HAHAH!
Genius.
I always wondered where they REALLY were >[ I mean comon I really wish we all had these. lolz.
nice~
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Silverlegends [2008-10-23 23:21:07 +0000 UTC]
I think I have a problem... my "pure" heart crystal isn't as pure as it was before...
This is pure gold ^^... I guess they didn't make another season because there wasn't enough space left on the human body.
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SailorBetch In reply to Silverlegends [2008-10-23 23:42:09 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, My pure heart got a lot less pure around the time I hit puberty... LOL.
Yeah. I can't possibly imagine what other sparkley treasures they could've put in our chest.
Thanks so much for the fav and nice comment.
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Silverlegends In reply to SailorBetch [2008-10-23 23:45:18 +0000 UTC]
And when you get older, your Dream Mirror begins to shatter...
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SailorBetch In reply to Silverlegends [2008-10-23 23:53:04 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, that usually happens around the time you get denied to Yale. LOL
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Silverlegends In reply to SailorBetch [2008-10-24 00:08:14 +0000 UTC]
Or when you're dumped by your college girlfriend, when you think she's the one...
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SailorBetch In reply to Silverlegends [2008-10-24 01:25:03 +0000 UTC]
EXACTLY. Or when the economy plunges into a free-fall... Oh.... I think every New York stock-brokers dream mirror just shattered.
Oh well... they got to enjoy it long enough.
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Silverlegends In reply to SailorBetch [2008-10-24 01:38:30 +0000 UTC]
Or all those football fand that expect that their team wins the Super Bowl this year and they lose in extra time because a goal field.
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SailorBetch In reply to Silverlegends [2008-10-24 01:45:16 +0000 UTC]
Totally. Man... the dream mirrors SUUUURE are sensitive!
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Silverlegends In reply to SailorBetch [2008-10-24 17:28:23 +0000 UTC]
I guess the Pure Heart is more resistant to damage.
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Caffeinated-Creator [2008-06-05 21:28:14 +0000 UTC]
I had my dream mirror removed.. some nice lady in a spandex dress did it for just 500$ wasn't she nice?
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Caffeinated-Creator In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-06 12:10:59 +0000 UTC]
A real bargain right
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SailorBetch In reply to SpitfireDetri [2008-06-05 02:40:44 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! 4 the comment and fav! Much appreciated!
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-05-27 02:14:14 +0000 UTC]
OMG! That's hilarious!
DOCTOR: I'm afraid your husband has had a heart attack...
WIFE: Oh my god! Will he be okay?
DOCTOR: No, I'm afraid his heart crystal shatterd.....
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-01 00:40:24 +0000 UTC]
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-06-01 01:06:25 +0000 UTC]
DOCTOR: Yes.... I'm afraid if we can't repair it, a death buster will suck it into it's throat.... and the patient will be lost...
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-01 01:10:11 +0000 UTC]
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-06-01 01:14:52 +0000 UTC]
...... Yes, I'm afraid it's true. Then his eye pupils will disappear and his skin will turn a pale blue-ish color. And he'll be sweating a lot....... which doesn't really make sense since he'll be dead....... O_o......
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-01 01:30:52 +0000 UTC]
it makes perfect sense.
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-06-01 01:32:04 +0000 UTC]
In my medical opinion..........Perhaps........
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-01 01:35:06 +0000 UTC]
D:< your medical opinon is poop! i kid.
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-06-01 01:35:57 +0000 UTC]
I know it is....... I never finished med school.......
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-01 01:38:26 +0000 UTC]
i read medical books........
........for fun.
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-06-01 22:08:54 +0000 UTC]
Especially the ones about the reproductive system, huh? LOL JK, JK.
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-03 22:29:42 +0000 UTC]
actually (for some unknown and sick reason) the books i use have naked pictures of people like every other page. even though most of the stuff doent require you to look at a naked body.
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-06-04 11:29:49 +0000 UTC]
The photographer was having too much fun, I guess......
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-08 18:01:14 +0000 UTC]
more like stange drawings....however there are plety of photos of weenies.
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SailorBetch In reply to Used-Gerbils [2008-06-09 00:31:58 +0000 UTC]
Well, of course. What would a medical book be without those?
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Used-Gerbils In reply to SailorBetch [2008-06-10 04:14:25 +0000 UTC]
just a very BORING book. XD
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Dishrag [2008-05-26 17:53:52 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I remember these things....jeez...never really thought about how much JUNK was in the human body until now
Remember the \"silver imperium crystal\' that was only inside Sailor Moon? And she cryed it out?
....it CAN\'T be good for the body to have that many rocks and gems in it
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SailorBetch In reply to Dishrag [2008-05-27 02:09:15 +0000 UTC]
Yeah! It's like you go to the doctor and he's all like, "I'm afraid you have stones.." and the patient is like "OMG, kidney stones?!?" then he says, "No, I'm afraid it's rainbow stones...."
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Dishrag In reply to SailorBetch [2008-05-27 02:13:49 +0000 UTC]
\"We are going to have to give you a prescription to help deter evil villians that are after your dream mirror\"
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