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Published: 2008-05-24 17:36:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1081; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 41
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This is my own personal mockery of Sailor Moon. Every season the bad guys were after some treasure that could be found in the bodies of good people. Are we supposed to beleive that you have THAT MANY manifestations of love and purity rolling around inside your body?
In the first season, if you were one of "lucky" Seven, you had a Rainbow Crystal. In the S Season, everyone had a Pure Heart Crystal. In SuperS, you each got a Dream Mirror. And finally, in Stars, you had a Star Seed. This is just a little something I wanted to point out.
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No wonder I failed biology! I got the body all wrong! We don't have lungs we have dream mirrors! Dammit!
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OMG That's the most genius thing ever! Brilliant!
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You're very welcome! ^.^
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HAHAH!
Genius.
I always wondered where they REALLY were >[ I mean comon I really wish we all had these. lolz.
nice~
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I think I have a problem... my "pure" heart crystal isn't as pure as it was before...
This is pure gold ^^... I guess they didn't make another season because there wasn't enough space left on the human body.
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Yeah, My pure heart got a lot less pure around the time I hit puberty...
Yeah. I can't possibly imagine what other sparkley treasures they could've put in our chest.
Thanks so much for the fav and nice comment.
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And when you get older, your Dream Mirror begins to shatter...
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Yeah, that usually happens around the time you get denied to Yale.
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Or when you're dumped by your college girlfriend, when you think she's the one...
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EXACTLY. Or when the economy plunges into a free-fall... Oh.... I think every New York stock-brokers dream mirror just shattered.
Oh well... they got to enjoy it long enough.
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Or all those football fand that expect that their team wins the Super Bowl this year and they lose in extra time because a goal field.
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Totally. Man... the dream mirrors SUUUURE are sensitive!
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I guess the Pure Heart is more resistant to damage.
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I had my dream mirror removed.. some nice lady in a spandex dress did it for just 500$ wasn't she nice?
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A real bargain right
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Thanks! 4 the comment and fav! 
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OMG! That's hilarious!
DOCTOR: I'm afraid your husband has had a heart attack...
WIFE: Oh my god! Will he be okay?
DOCTOR: No, I'm afraid his heart crystal shatterd.....
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DOCTOR: Yes.... I'm afraid if we can't repair it, a death buster will suck it into it's throat.... and the patient will be lost...
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...... Yes, I'm afraid it's true. Then his eye pupils will disappear and his skin will turn a pale blue-ish color. And he'll be sweating a lot....... which doesn't really make sense since he'll be dead....... O_o......
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In my medical opinion..........Perhaps........
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D:< your medical opinon is poop!
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I know it is....... I never finished med school.......
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........for fun.
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Especially the ones about the reproductive system, huh? LOL
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The photographer was having too much fun, I guess......
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more like stange drawings....however there are plety of photos of weenies.
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Well, of course. What would a medical book be without those?
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Remember the \"silver imperium crystal\' that was only inside Sailor Moon? And she cryed it out?
....it CAN\'T be good for the body to have that many rocks and gems in it
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Yeah! It's like you go to the doctor and he's all like, "I'm afraid you have stones.." and the patient is like "OMG, kidney stones?!?" then he says, "No, I'm afraid it's rainbow stones...."
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\"We are going to have to give you a prescription to help deter evil villians that are after your dream mirror\"
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