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A chibi Doc Scratch because I find him to be quite adorable :33Sorry for the baaaaaaaad background, I was going to do something marginally cooler but photo shop was being a douche so I'm not used to doing effects in sai so have some shitty green background.
yeeeeAAAAH I don't know quite what else to say here 8luh.
baaaaaaaah why won't homestuck hurry up and update I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPERNS TO VRISKA.
Homestuck - Andrew Hussie
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Doc Scratch is my favourite character from a rather popular webcomic called Homestuck: [link] It's very good and funny but damn it's long (and it's still going!). It also starts off kinda slowly but it's a good read if you've got several days of nothing to fill up.
And thank you! ;u;
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I've never actually heard of it, but I'll give it a read... though I'm already feeling sleepy.
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I think it's a lot more popular on tumblr than da but I'm not sure because I don't really pay attention to... well, lots of things. |D
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Huh? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Never really been on Tumblr, besides reading through the occasional blog I get linked to.
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haha xDD
I made an account there a couple of months ago because there are some pretty funny blogs on there and I wanted a place to dump my doodles and W.I.P.s on. :3
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Gonna have a look at yours then, assuming you've left a link somewhere. :3
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[link] here's mine! There's a lot of reblogged crap on there though. My doodles and drawings are on a tag on the left of the screen if you want to skip all that. xD I haven't posted many doodles recently because I haven't been in the mood for drawing in a month or something. ono
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Gifs, Gifs everywhere.
You've got some nice stuff on there, miles better then my stuff.
Why don't you post some of it on here as well?
Nothing wrong with not being in the mood to draw. I went months without drawing anything.
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gifs are just the most fabulous things. uwu
Aw, thank you! I only tend to put fully shaded things on here because.. well I'm not entirely sure really. xD
Yeah I guess not. It's kinda annoying when you want to draw something but at the same time don't want to... I'm not making sense am I.
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It was nice to see Hot Fuzz again, should see about re-watching that at some point.
You could always put the other stuff in scrap. Your shading is pretty by the way, unlike mine which is just a crummy attempt at cel shading.
I know exactly what you mean, so no worries about that. You WANT to draw something but as soon as you try you hit a mental blank, or anything you do try looks awful in your eyes and you scrap it near instantly.
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Yeah. I love that movie; it's my second favourite. My favourite is Shaun of the Dead. I just love films with Pegg and Frost, they're hillairous. :3
I guess so. I can't be bothered to do that atm though because I'm feeling pretty lazy. 8P And thank you! I think shading is my favourite part of drawing so I put the most effort into it. xD Certainly more fun than doing the lines at any rate. And I disagree with your statement that your shading is crummy. o:<
Yes, that's what I meant! I'm not very good at words. |D
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I have no idea what my favourite movie, I really don't watch many... and of those I do watch most are simply watched on a whim because the're on TV. I surprise myself with what I like at times. That said, Hot Fuzz is definitely up there somewhere high.
Your shading is pretty, and clearly takes a longass time to do.
My shading IS crummy and I won't have anything else said about it. It's also my LEAST favourite part of doing a drawing. Still can't decide wheter to stick with Cel-shading, or go for a more realistic, less cartoony look.
You're not bad with words, if I understand what you meant then all is well.
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I very rarely watch movies too. I make execptions for anythijng with Pegg and Frost in though.
Hmm, maybe you should draw a picture and shade it twice, one with realistic shading and one with cel-shading and put them side to side and see which one looks better? Or you could do it on a case by case basis to fit the mood of the drawing.
That's good then. I know I can be a little awkward when it comes to decribing and explaining things. xD
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I just don't like many of the genres that are common within movies, that and I find one and a half hours is a rubbish timelength for most films. There isn't enough time to go into depth with anything, yet at the same time you need to invest a good sitdown to get through it.
That's not a bad idea, might do that when my fingers aren't numb. Just went out to get catfood (reason reply was a little slow.) and now my fingers are numb. Plus its cold in my room anyway, so I've relocated downstairs, but I digress.
Cell Shading is certainly a lot quicker so I usually figure I'll screw up the shading anyway so may as well do it quickly.
Yeah well consider your point made. You're a hell of a lot better at explaining things then certain people I know.
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Yes, yes, that's exactly what I think! I find it really hard to give a crap about any of the characters or what happens to them if I've only known them for an hour, plus I have too short an attention span to sit down to watch something for 1.5 hours that isn't interactive like games.
Glad I could surgest it. :3 My room's freezing too, because it has a bloody great big window that takes up two thirds of one of the walls and sucks all the heat out of my room. xD I'm glad my computer is situated in the living room because of this.
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There's that and the fact many films follow the same predictable guidelines and then expect explosions and kissing to make up for that... wait, is it wrong that I think that?
I might see about doing something like that later today or tommorrow then, no idea what to actually draw though.
Oh god, my window is exactly the same. Doesn't help all the radiators are downstairs. >.<
I've got a laptop so I can bring it downstairs when I want to be warm, then upstairs when I don't want people staring at my screen every two seconds.
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Yeah. Explosions are nice and all but they're best when coupled with a good plot.
All the radiators are down stairs in my house too, which makes it so cold when I go to bed in winter. :c
my computer is firmly stuck in the corner of the lounge. Luckily my lounge is kinda big so no one can really stare at my screen from the sofas which is good. Unluckily I'm still next to another window, which, while not as large as my bedroom one still is pretty cold at times. xD
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Point is, explosions are cool but I'm not sitting through an hour of predictable plot to see it. Besides, the're much cooler when you have a hand in making them, making video game explosions much cooler.
Same, maybe we have the same house? *shot* Or at least the same architect who overlooked these things.
*stares into old computer in the corner of the lounge* FUUUUUU- thats scarey. Anyone would think you're describing my house, though the computer in question is an old one which will most likely be thrown out soon.
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Those are words to live by. u.u
Wow, that's kinda creepy. xDD Yeah I think the architect who designed my house was a bit daft. It's falling apart in some places and has stupid windows and other inconveniencing but not enough to do anything about it things. xD
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Really? You want to live by the words "explosions are cooler if you make them"?
*hides all the explosives I have lying around*
Of course, I'm sure we're in buildings that are COMPLETELY different, just vague descriptions leading to far too much freedom in interpretation, like a horroscope.
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Yes. I want it on my gravestone after enevitably dying from an explosion.
but... WHAT IF.
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What if I were to *glances around* make your body explosion proof via a method both untested and highly dangerous?
Yes, but what IF what if?
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...sounds intriguing. What method might this be?
Ah, but what if what if WHAT IF??
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Well I figured cement is pretty explosion proof. So all I do is dip you in cement, wait a while, and voila! One explosion resistant body. I've already practiced on a number of 'volounteers' though they were a bit quiet on the feedback, and they won't get out my back yard no matter how many times I ask them.
I suppose so... but, what if what if what if what IF potatoes?
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That sounds like an execelent idea! How very rude of you volunteers. You should phone the police to remove them from your property if they don't leave soon.
Ah, now it all makes sense!
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*fills a conveniently placed vat with conveniently available cement*
Okay, now jump in!
I tried that, but the officer they sent got eaten by the strange alien plant I've been growing in the front garden. On the plus side the fruit it produced the next day was succulent beyond belief!
Or does it?
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With pleasure! /jumps
ooh, where'd you get an alien plant from? That sounds cool!
I think so?
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*watches as cement dries* Voila, one explosion resistant body!
I don't know, one of my clones came home with it attatched to his brain. Put it in the garden after seperating the two of them with my death ray. Mind you, the clone didn't come off too well... but I didn't want to risk hurting the plant you know?
But do you really?
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Horay! ...wait, I can't move my legs. Or arms. Or any of my limbs. D:
Wait, when did you get all that cool stuff! Why didn't you share some with me.
Actually, I don't think I do.
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How do I get all this neat stuff? Well I convince people to step into cement then nick all their stuff.
Oh, and no, you can't have any of it. I need it for world domination.
...
Oh go on then, I can spare a teleporter. Though I warn you the're kinda useless if you've only got one.
Really, but what if you do?
Also, need to go sort out dinner now... annoyingly, nearly ready to upload something. D:
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Well I don't have any neat stuff, sorry to disapoint you!
World domination, you say?
I guess so! But I could just hook it up to one of your teleporters and sneak in at night and steal all your cool stuff.
I'm certain I don't.
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Darn! Oh well, at least I get another statue.
But of course! What else is there to do?
*positions teleporters above acid pit* Good luck with that...
But are you really?
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You're not just gonna leave me with all those other volunteers are you?! They seem like an awfully dull bunch.
But now you can't use your teleporters either!
I am!
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Do I look like I own a forklift? Could use the mecha... but I just got that waxed.
Who cares if I can't use the teleporter? I'm the evil mastermind, therefore I always get to the prize first regardless of wheter or not it's possible. :3
Well I've run out of ways to question your certainty... or have I?
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Well you own all that other crap, how do you transport it without forklifts!
But good always triumphs over evil, no matter how imcompetant good is!
It doesn't look like you have.
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I just get my clones to lug it around, sure it occasionally breaks their backs but all I need to do is cut off a hair to replace them... that said I wish they'd stop claiming I was a clone. Obviously I'm the original.
Yes, that is a rather annoying rule. Maybe I should pretend to be attempting world domination for some reason other then my own benefit... then I can become a tragic anti-hero and we all know they... no, they always die. Screw that plan.
But I have... or have-*shot*
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Surely it'd be easier just to get forklifts! You wont have to bother with all that time consuming cloning buisness. Hey... that's a good point! How can I be sure you're the original!
How are you gonna come up with a belivable reason that all 7 billion people on earth will accept? Well villians sure do die a lot too. It really depends what genre we're in. That'sa good point, what genre /are/ we in?
You probably haven't, but there's always a chance you might have done!
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Okay, I'll get a forklift... but who's gonna drive them? I don't have a liscence, therefore neither do my clones. D:
Urgh... Not this again, I'm the original because... well... erm... I'm the one with a hat! *quickly puts on a hat*
World Peace. Yep, if I rule the earth there will be world peace. I think that's the standard justification for villainy.
Hmm... I'm hoping parody.
Or is there?
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Eh, nobody's going to ask to see your driving licence when you're supreme overlord of the planet. And if anyone does, I must say I admire their bravery.
But how do I know you're not just a clone who put on a hat?
I'm not sure people will fall for the if I'm honest.
I lied, there isn't.
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I think anyone who dares say anything to me once I've become supreme overlord is a brave person. I shall not waste my time on such trivial things like liscences. I shall just have one, the liscence to do whatever I damn well please!
As for other trivial matters, I shall follow Shelldon's example and use dice rolls. *just watched big bang*
Because I now have two hats? *puts a hat on my hat*
They won't? What about if I tell the world I'm trying to eliminate all the evil people from the world, using a supernatural notebook to do so, though in reality I just have a God complex and want to be worshipped.
How could you? D:
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Will other people still need licences? Because if you somehow got rid of driving licences before you take over the world then a lot of people would be injured in car accidents, making it easier to take over!
Ah, but there's no proving that you aren't a clone, and the hat rule was made by you, who could be a clone, so therefore it may be invalid, because clones can't make rules!
I'm sorry, will you forgive me?
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What? Of course other people will need liscences! What fun is there and being able to do whatever you want if everyone else can?
Besides, I don't want dangerous drivers causing unnecessary problems with my plans. No, people will still need to learn to drive, that way I can trust my chaffeur not to go straight into a tree.
Damn. I should have made some mark on all the clones so there was no disputing me as their original... wait... who cares IF I am a clone? All the clones seem to listen to me, well most the time anyway, so what difference does it make wheter I'm a clone, robot or the original?
Yeah sure. No, wait yes... maybe.
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Fair point. But you could always just get a helicopter or plane or jetpack and watch as the untrained lunatics crash into eachother below! That wuld be funny.
I guess... wait, you have robots of yourself too?
Damn it I really don't know.
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Helicopter maybe... but I'm not using a jetpack. Damn things are far too hard to control. One moment spent wondering what to have for dinner and BAM! straight into a tree.
Of course! What if one of my rivals develops some virus specifically designed to take down my clone army? They all have the same genes so something that kills one will kill the lot. For that reason I also need robots who are immune to such things... also, robots are cool. Real cool. Especially when the're quoting Douglas Adams...
But are you actually unsure or just uncertain about your certainty of your potential clarity?
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They can be good if you actually /concentrate/ on where you're bloody going!
But would would the robots do after you died? But yeah, I have to agree with you there.
that's to confusing for my brain to process. i think.
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Nah... decided I'll just get a floating fortress. How does it fly? Magic. Got it all figured out. That way I can travel through the air and I get to sit in a comfy seat.
First of all activate my clone machine to produce a new clone army, then wait for me to reappear via a ghostly form, spontaneous revival, arrival from an alternate universe or any other lame excuse villians and heroes use alike to cheat death.
*reads my last post* Sorry, I'll stop referencing completely obscure things from now on.
Or maybe thats just what you want me to think.
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That sounds a bit bulky, the joy of having a jetpack is that it's agile and easy to carry around. It's definately a lot less comfortable though, you got that right.
That plan seem to rely heavily on you cmoing back to life through means you're not sure about....
Damn, you found me out!
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Yes, but I can have a helicopter AS WELL for traveling short distances. Anyway, a jetpack isn't easy to carry around. Damn things weigh as much as a person.
Obviously I don't know HOW I'll come back, I just know I WILL. Its a fundamental part of being a villain.
Or did I?
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Well a jetpack is certainly easy to strap to your back thana bloody fortress!
What if it's the final episode?
Yes, of course you did!
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Yes, but you don't NEED to strap the fortress to your back... it just sort of floats by itself. Hey, transporting an army on a flying citadel is definitely a better alternative then hundreds of jetpacks.
Then either I wait for a sequel or... god forbid... I revive in a fanfic. *shudder* Of course in that case I'll probably find my personality twisted into whatever the author looks for in a mate... though I do have a plan for if that happens.
Step 1:Work out which character is a self-insertion (not hard)
Step 2:Side with them.
Step 3:Win.
You're right, of course I did. Or did I?
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