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Published: 2017-12-25 06:17:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 7566; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 1
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Hey guys!! Here's part 8 of mine and 's Christmas collab story based off of Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, How Stan the Woozle Stole Christmas! Enjoy!Back at the Toonbilation
Wally: Well, I guess the award will have to go to......the runner up.
Spike: That's right everyone!! To a toon who Christmas comes not once a year, but every minute of everyday! A handsome noble toon, a toon who had his tonsils removed twice!! (A look of embarrassment formed on Wally's face while toons looked awkwardly at what Spike said)
Wally: Hehehe, interesting story.
Before they could continue, the garbage chute leading to Stan's mountain opened and Stan shot out. He screamed as he flying into the air, bouncing into a random drum, catapulted off a banner, and smashing into a building before plopping onto the ground with an "Oof!" The toons soon gasped after seeing this. Soon after Stan got up and stared at his audience. He looked at each crowd of toons making them gasp and back away.
Stan: BOO!!
Random crowd of toons: AAH!
Random toon: WAHH!! (faint)
Stan: Hmm, what a crowd...........I believe I'm here to accept, an award, of some kind. (Pointing to the woodpecker kids) And the children, mentioned a check.
Knothead: No we didn't.
Stan: Okay they didn't, then give me the award! C'MON GIVE ME IT, I WANT IT!!!! RAWRG!!!
Wally: Now, now, Mr. Cheermeister don't you worry. You'll get your award! But first, let the festivities commence!!!
Soon, toons gathered all around Stan and smothered him. Soon after they cleared off of him revealing that they put him in a Christmas sweater.
Stan: AAH!! EEEEEEEEEYUCK!!!!
Scrooge McDuck: Put him in the chair of cheer!
Stan: Chair of cheer? (looking at random cheering toons) What's the chair of cheer? (looking at the woodpecker kids with a disgusted look) You didn't tell me about the chair of cheer!
Splinter: Please Mr. Woozle, please?
Stan: Oh no, I can't it's much too soon WOAH!!(Plop)
Wally: It's that special time of year, the Cheermeister's ride in the chair of cheer!!
Stan: (as he was in the chair of cheer being carried around looking at the cheering toons) Put me down! I mean it! I got a lawyer, there'll be hell to pay!!
Wally: First, you'll out your taste buds to the test as you judge the Toon(Spike: TOON) Pudding (Spike: PUDDING) Cook off(Spike: COOK OFF!!)
Soon, random toons plopped Stan down on a chair and had him try different puddings that they made for the event.
Goofy: A hyuck!! Here try this!
Iago: Squawk!! You'll love mine!!
Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Hehe, this is not pudding.
Stan: PTOOEY!! What is it?
After trying many batches of pudding, Stan was starting to get full. Right up to the point where he was rejecting pudding, but was force-fed it anyway.
Wally: Christmas Conga!!
Stan: (As a conga line was formed behind him) Oh look at the time I really should be heading ba-OUCH!! Oh alright!! (He then proceeded to lead the conga line)
Wally: Fruitcake Fa la la!!
Stan: Oh no. (As they fed him fruitcake, they put it in his mouth all at once)
Soon after, they gave him another ride in the chair of cheer, but they heaved him back and forth.
Stan: Wuh! EEH!! BLUH!!
Wally: Fudge Judge!!
Clawhauser: Made it myself.
Winnie the Pooh: Mine are homemade too.
Stan: Come on, stick it in!! COME ON!! (With mouth fulls of fudge) Is that all you got!?! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!?!..........Ooh, this one has honey in it!!!
He was then given another ride, but he had a large belly full of Christmas treats at that point. Then a sack race commenced. Stan was racing other toon children.
Stan: Out of the way losers!!
He went to the finish line and beat the kids in first place making the toons cheer.
Stan: (as toons gathered and lifted him in the air) YEAH!!!! Who's number one? I'M NUMBER ONE!! No child can beat Stan the Woozle!! Yeah, WOOHOO!! I beat you HA HA HA!!!!!
Wally: And now it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for!
Stan: Yes, My award, and the check!
Wally: There's no check.
Stan: Are you sure?
Wally: Yes, and now it's time for Present Pass it on! As always we start with out Holiday Cheermeister
Stan: (As the present was passed on to him) EEEEE!!! (As he opened it, he had a happy look as he saw it was a honey pot. As he looked inside hoping there would be honey, he had a sad look as he saw it was empty. This soon made him very angry after some of the toons snickered and laughed)
Wally: Ah, yes. It's always nice to receive such nice gifts every Christmas, eh?
Stan: Indeed, of course they are. That's what it's all about right? That's what it's always been ABOUT!!!! Gifts, gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts, gifts!!!! (he pointed to all of the toons making them back away) You know what eventually happens to your gifts? They all come to me, in your garbage. See what I'm saying? In your garbage!!!! I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neck ties I found at the dump!! The madness never ends!! I want golf clubs I want diamonds, I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored with it, and sell it to make glue!! Look everybody I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is, stupid stupid STUPID!!!!! But there is one gift I do find meaningful,(taking a random mistletoe) Mistletoe, now pucker up and KISS IT TOONVILLE!!!!! (he then proceeded to put it toward his butt and taunt them with it making a random female toon faint)
Soon chaos erupted as he ripped his holiday sweater off and jumped down the steps. Then he grabbed a match while grabbing a random alcoholic beverage and chugged the whole thing. Then he aimed the match at the tallest Christmas tree in town square as fire soon engulfed the entire tree
Stan: Burn baby, BURN!!!!
As the tree was nothing but ash that crumbled down to the ground, he clapped his hands and danced while laughing while toons either screamed, looked in shock or horror after what happened, or ran in different directions
Wally: (To Spike) Do something!
Spike: Right!
Spike then proceeded to chop down a Christmas tree so it would land on Stan when he wasn't looking. As he chopped it making it go in the direction of Stan, he ran in the opposite direction and pointed to the top of the tree, but it ended up falling on him.
Spike: TIM.....(CRASH)ber.
This made Mayor Wally put his hand to his head while shaking it.
As Stan caused more chaos, he tried to stop a taxi.
Stan: Taxi!(but it passed him completely ignoring him) It's because I'm gray isn't it!?! (Then he stopped a small car driven by two mice) Evening folks, mind if I hitch a ride? (Proceeding to sit down while the two mice ran out not wanting to be crushed) You did the right thing!!!
Then he drove around at many toons in the tiny car having loads of chaotic fun up until he saw a fire hydrant and screeched past it but swerved out of control. He then crash into a building. After slowly waking up from a daze, he noticed gas was leaking while a fire started in the tiny car
Stan: (gasping) I'm gonna BLOW!!!!(Then he ran about 10 feet away up until the car exploded)
Moments later after Stan left, the toons surrounded the mess including the pile of Ash that used to be the tree.
Wally: Oh Woody........I'm hurt. I'm hurt and I don't hurt easily. But I'm just, so........disappointed in you and your(staring towards the woodpecker kids) family. (This made Knothead and Splinter start to cry) But can we just get back to Christmas, the way it should be? Woozleless? (putting the crown and taking the trophy of the Holiday Cheermeister as he turned to the toons) Merry Christmas!!
Crowds of toons: Merry Christmas!
As Woody Woodpecker turned to his niece and nephew with a sad look, they in turn looked sad.
Knothead: We just wanted everybody to be together for Christmas.
Meanwhile, Stan went to the chute leading back to his lair.
Stan: That was incredible!! I'm so glad I was invited, hahahahaheeeha!! I hope to get another invitation for next year! (Then he stared angrily to see that they were all taking out a spare Christmas tree)
Wally: Good thing we got a spare.
Stan: (As he saw them putting up the spare tree) Suffering Snorflats!!! They're relentless!! (Then he made his exit after going down the chute)
All characters and stories mentioned don't belong to me, they belong to their respective owners.
Knothead, Splinter, Woody Woodpecker, Wally Walrus (c) Walter Lantz
Stan the Woozle, Heff the Heffalump (c) Disney
Francisco the cat (c) Ben10theMagician
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (c) Dr. Seuss
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Comments: 11
I actually remember seeing the 2000 live action version of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" with Jim Carrey.
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That whole "That's what Christmas is all about isn't it?" monologue is my favorite scene of the entire movie.
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Yeah, it's both funny and a tad bit ironic. I mean, who wouldn't understand the true meaning of Christmas?
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My pleasure.
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All was going so well. But too bad a mockery from the past brought the evil one back Great job my friend. Awesome story
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Yeah, but it's still funny despite the mockery of it.
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