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SandraMJ — How to read 50 Shades of Grey
Published: 2012-11-18 16:15:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1732; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 16
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Hi yes I have Taiga hair now :I I will upload pics when my camera decides to connect with my computer.These are just a few tricks of my own to read this book. I hate reading, I LOATHE this book, yet I'm having a lot of fun doing it like this for my boyfriend and his friends. So much I'm pondering about doing a dramatic reading (in Spanish though 8D)
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Look, if I want to get sexually aroused, I can just listen to Prince songs. Also, I have a whole folder of sexy pictures in my favorites. andyofindiana.deviantart.com/f… Especially this one. andyofindiana.deviantart.com/a…
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I'll pass on checking those out, thank you.
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Technically, all of those pictures would be safe for work (I think) because there are no private parts showing.
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Regardless I have no interest whatsoever in what you take pleasure to :I
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Those are actual lines from the book?
This lady writes even worse than I do!
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I dunno how you write, but this woman is the worst writer I've seen in my life.
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I'm still debating if I should post it.
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[link] 1:20 -1:50 then, both of us xD
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I thought you had to wear shades
like
everywhere o.O
also DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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It was cloudy, so I didn't need them 8D Also I keep leaving them at home because people call me sheriff, haha
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YOU COULD BE WOODY
I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM
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I'll leave that to my boyfriend, he's his favourite character 8D
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I came across this book laying on the living room table. My parents barely understand english... who's is it?! My sisters?
I opened up a random page out of curiosity. Seems to be describing sex in a very detailed way from the perspective of the female. I thought it could be interesting but now that i know your opinion, perhaps i should avoid it.
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Badly written sex. Involving sadomasochism. If I was you, I wouldn't touch it with a stick, haha 8D
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oh mai, you have fallen for the traaaaaap D:
like, when twilight came out it was all "DON'T READ IT, IT KILLS KITTENS" and stuff but this.. oh mai...
XD though I'm sure it is funny reading it like that LOL
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It is hilarious, I guarantee xD I didn't fall for the trap, I knew it was horribad, and decided to find a way to make it not so horribad 8D
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lol okay, if you say so XD
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I wouldn't be able to cope, my brain would begin to rot from reading. Also I would have to make sure no one I know is around.....they would never let it go. Seeing you having fun reading 'THAT' has put a smile on my face, I am now very
cheerful.
but geez, why even....who even.....what makes a person want to read the book. I know a friend who reads it, like legitimately reads it, and i just say '.......it's a pornographic novel.....why?' 'Stop denying that it is, you know it is, THE WORLD KNOWS IT IS!!'
Never gonna understand......ever
But this seems like one of the best past times ever to be created
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It is indeeed the most hilarious way to spend meetings with your friends, ever. I personally loathe the book, but reading random parts like this guarantees a barrel of laughs 8D
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... Si llego a leer eso temo que voy volverme loco (poniendo a un lado que ya casi estoy 
''Miss Steel, I'm gonna fuck you right now.''
No puedo creer que eso sea en realidad una parte del libro, creí que era un borma tuya. Y ni siquiera puedo actuar para que no vomite al leerlo! QUIEN FUE EL DEMENTE QUE ESCRIBIO ESO!!!? QUIEN ES CAPAZ DE LEER ESTE TIPO DE LIBROS!!!? QUE MIE**A LE PASO AL MUNDO!!!!!!??
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... Overreaction...
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No lo sé, pero es una forma muy divertida de pasar reuniones con los colegas xDDD SI TE LO TOMAS A BROMA, TU CORDURA QUEDA PROTEGIDA!
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... Yo leí My Immortal... a pesar de que es un fanfic me demprimio lo malo que era. No se como voy a tomar 50 Shades of Gray... ni siquiera se porque se llama así.
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Ahaha, oh Dios, no. My Immortal es MALO pero MALO. 50 sombras de Grey es mejor que eso xD
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This book is an abomination for many reasons.
Glad you're having fun with it in some way, though.
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That it is. But it's so hilarious if you take it from another point of view 8D
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Dear mother of God, Sandra...
'Dem Shades of Gray were never meant to be read, let alone be read 50 times D:
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But it's so hilarious like this 8D; I just take random pages and begin acting. Barrel of laughs all around.
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Por lo que he escuchado del libro y con esto, mejor me leo este [link]
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Ahaha sí, ese será mucho mejor xD
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.... problem #1: I can't get the book;;
But if I will be ever bored, I will jump to the library and take it XD
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Awesome! You'll havea lot of fun xD
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