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Sandyridims — What Else Then?
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(the squad enters le building)Xen: Ok, now what should we make?
Theodore: somebody once told me-
Jim: The world is gonna roll me-
Xen: I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed- no. We are not making a robot that just sings All Star.
Notebook: A vehicle could be cool.
Theodore: car not cool lamborghini cool
Jim: But a Lamborghini is a car.
Theodore: who cares
Xen: Alright then, do we wanna build a Lamborghini then?
Theodore: nah it’s trademarked
Jim: Oh yeah, copyright reasons.
Notebook: Is there even a non-copyrighted car?
Xen: I dunno, the Nissan Cube?
Jim: No, that’s in the category of worst cars.
Xen: Fair.
(the squad stays silent for a few seconds)
Xen: -No one wants to take that... sure.
Jim: An auto bottle flipper?
Xen: Say that again?
Jim: Y’know, bottle flipping. The craze ‘round 2016 that just swept the world and made a lot of people mad because of its noise and annoyance, which led to the result of multiple schools banning the flipping of the bottle, which evolved into students secretly flipping bottles in bathrooms, janitor closets, but eventually getting busted by doing that in the library, resulting in the bottle to be banned in schools altogether, which led to more incidents of children flipping tables and chairs in classrooms, creating more chaos and havoc, instilling bloodthirstiness into every child which started to spread to parents too, turning house flippers’ jobs names into their literal meaning, starting waves of suicide caused by jumping off flipped buildings because it looked flashy, until the government banned flipping anything and the import of the bottle, which in turn caused a full scale rebellion against the government, immediate impeachment and all the stuff, and the ending quote being “How the tables have turned?”
Xen: I don’t think a fifth of those things actually happened.
Jim: No, but that would be a great pitch for a movie now that I think of it. I need a title though...
Xen: How Perfect, Dude, Amazing, That’s Ridiculous, those would be good ones.
Theodore: wait wait wait wait for it...
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Jim: (claps) Brilliant, Theo, Notebook, write that down!
(Notebook writes the idea down under the title: What The Hell Did I Just Walk Into)
Xen: Alright, enough going off topic, now you were saying about an auto bottle flipper, now that actually sounds like a cool idea!
Theodore: i agree
Notebook: Umm... sure.
Jim: Nice! Let’s get to work then!
(they get building)
Xen: Hey, hand me a wrench.
(Theodore gives him a hand holding a wrench)
Xen: OH GOD, THEO! SERIOUSLY?
Theodore: just a prank bro
Xen: THIS- THIS IS A SEVERED HAND COATED IN BLOOD! WHA- WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
Theodore: idk it’s a prop i found here
Xen: Who the hell makes prop fake hands as a toy?
Jim: For Halloween, I suppose.
Xen: And this wrench is made out of rubber! It’s not gonna work, mate!
Theodore: alright i’ll go find another one
(Theodore leaves)
Jim: Xen, you don’t actually have to react that much.
Xen: Sorry, I was just a bit jumpy from the last accident, and I don’t really like those kinds of hands.
Jim: Yeah, but just look, I’m using a fishing rod to screw in screws, and Notebook here is hammering with a plastic hammer. We ain’t complaining about our tools.
Xen: (sigh) Alright. But I’m not using that hand.
(Theodore comes back)
Theodore: so i got you a-
(Xen hugs Theodore)
Xen: Sorry for yelling at ya.
Theodore: umm alright so here’s a metal wrench
Xen: Thanks!
Jim: You healed quickly.
Xen: Well, I don’t wanna feel down in a creativity-flowing zone!
Notebook: Umm... Xen, I need something.
Xen: Ok, sure! I’ll...
(some time passes and they finally build the robot)
Xen: And we’re done!
Jim: And, here’s Desmond!
Notebook: Uh... why did you name them that?
Jim: Cause he looks like a Desmond! Look at them!
(Theodore winds Desmond up)
Desmond: (takes the bottle and flips it, it successfully does a bottle flip)
Xen: WOOH! They did it!
Desmond: (takes the bottle and flips it again)
Jim: Twice as well!
Desmond: (flips bottle again)
Theodore: third try
Desmond: (does it again)
Notebook: Nice!
Desmond: (again)
Xen: Great.
(Desmond flips the bottle several times)
Jim: Umm... this is kinda boring.
(A lot more time passes)
Jim: I’mma just go... and sit somewhere.
(More time passes, Jim dozes off)
Jim: (wakes up) Uggghhh...
Notebook: Welcome back to the non dreamscape.
Jim: Just say real life...
(Desmond does one last flip, then their crank stops)
Jim: Hey!
(Notebook looks at him)
Jim: Where’s Xen and Theo?
(Meanwhile, in a different area)
Xen: Ya ready?
Theodore: yep
(They wink and begin their next project)
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and yeah another animation this time
and welcome to a sitcom starring (in order of appearance)
Xen: Sandyridims (you’re here)
Theodore: NonRandomDuck
Jim, Desmond: SaySyce
Notebook: balkcy
so Pixilart was immensely buggy this time around for some reason (especially with exporting anything out to Files, IT WAS HORRIBLY FLICKERY.), and this was a bit of a pain to put together
but hey, it’s out in the end!
the transition was partly inspired by this piece by ATypicalPixelUser , go check their work out!
enjoy le story and le animation! (and this time around it’s not obnoxiously long, finally)
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