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Published: 2008-05-24 20:41:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 670; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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Get them at your local Orphanage and never gain weight.Related content
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Hmmm *looks at his larger then humanly possible stomach, then at the stamp, then to a tank full of tapeworms* I'll take ten
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Going for the family package, I see. That'll be $10
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I only have gold, plutonium and PayPal on me, do you accept any of them?
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Hmm...although gold is a useless currency, the gold market is opening up again. I'll take gold.
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Here you go *hands you a bar of mystical nazi gold*
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I feel like this has given me a mystical enchantment.
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Uh-huh, that'll be the curse placed on it
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Dun worry, it's a good curse! One involving flying zombified Jellyfish ^^
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I had a tapeworm once 
Though I need to gain weight, not lose
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Don't worry. I'm sure Gregory is in a better place now.
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Tapeworms need homse, too. Homes inside your body.
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Too bad you can't make them pay rent
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Well, the employment rate for tapeworms is really low, so they can't really afford rent. Poor little parasites....
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It'd be odd for those guys to show up at work.
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Can you imagine a tapeworm just running a cash register at Wal-Mart? XD
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I'd stare for a while. THat'd be the greatest thing I'd have seen in a long time.
...now I want to see that.
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It's only a matter of time....
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hahaha. I have a tapeworm. That is why I am a skinny girl.
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And forever shall you be skinny with da tapeworm!
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My mom actually thought I had one, until the day I finally began to gain weight
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Haha XD At one point I thought I had one too.
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Tapeworms are loving animals. They care. And that blatently false messege can help be spread with a picture of a smiling and caring tapeworm.
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