HOME | DD
SarcasticFox — Torchwood in 10 seconds
Published: 2007-01-30 15:27:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 13517; Favourites: 366; Downloads: 67
Redirect to original
Description
Tune in next week for "My Life as a Wandering Time Lord Without Any One: The Post-Doomsday Story told by the Tenth Doctor".I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Just so we're clear, I don't hate Tosh. In fact, I like her a lot, especially in Captain Jack Harkness. If I had been her, I would have punched that bitch for calling me Chinese.
If you're going to insult us, you might as well do it correctly.
And I hate Owen so I don't mind.
Related content
Comments: 86
Never heard THAT particular adjective before XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Really? It's one of my favorites. And describes Owen perfectly.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yeah. I liked her for about four minutes of the first episode... she's just too.... stupid for this show.
I mean, even Donna wasn't that clueless in DW, Gewn just DOESN'T GET IT.
She frustrates me -_-
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I loved Tosh. I hated series three coz she was dead. 
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Gwen should really get that straight shouldn't she
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
You have NO idea how much I laughed at Gwen's one! Fantabadosy mate
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Haha! Truefacts right there.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
This is perfect. But when you put it like this the show sounds really rubbish...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Is it bad that Owen is my favorite character, but I can't argue with your summary of him? xD
You got Gwen perfectly.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Prettymuch the plot of torchwood. ....Aaand I still watch it. ....I need to stop.....
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
on the part about owen all I can say is
Me:"hey owen were you joking about that offer to punch you in the gut " *smiles evily*(I can't pass up the opertunity to punch someone offer me the chance)
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
XD. Perfect expressions. And yes, Owen's an ass.... is it bad i still want him and Tosh to end up together though..... >>;
*hugs Ianto* He is my absolute favorite and your picture makes me giggle a little every time i look at it. ^^ I love Tosh! She's so cute in a dorky way!
Jack is the smex and he knows it.... even if his life really does suck. >>
as for Gwen..... meh... she bugs me a lot....
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Very funny! Don't be silly Gwen, we all know you're actually dating Tosh. Bring on the femslash!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mmm Gwen/Tosh that would be nice indeed.
Although wouldn't Gwen like die horribly.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I don't know. Maybe. Tosh's lovers do tend to die off. She has one of the most messed up love lives.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
LOL I love how everyone is making Gwen stupid...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I love Owen, but I love to hate him so this still made me laugh.
And oooooh I hate Gwen.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Awesome!!!
Gwen's was was THE UTTER TRUTH!!!(gwen annoys me if i haven't made that clear...)
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
The last one made me lol
I don't really like Gwen tbh, she annoys.
I love Ianto though!
And remember, is Owen wasn't such a prick, and hadn't left Tosh in his apartment,and things got a little steamy, what would make Tosh a necrophiliac. We can't have that now, can we?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I adore Ianto and Tosh (I can probably relate to them - shy nerd, all that jazz)
Jack is ok, if a bit of a man-whore. A very sexy man-whore.
Owen was a total arse in the first series, but I fell in love with him in the second.
Used to think Gwen was a total bitch who didn't deserve Rhys, but started to warm to her in the third series.
I think you've summed them up really well
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Way to go, Gwen. Whoo. You shoulda put the tooth gap in there to accentuate the retardation.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
i love owen, but what you said is TOTALLY true XD
i love torchwood, but even so, this is awesome XD
love gwen at the end....man she annoys me
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
HAHAHA. That is fantastic and so true. But I still have to love Ianto!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
LOVE IT! hey do you know if there's a season 3? I haven't seen anything on one but I suspect that is because I'm from th U.S.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
nooooooooooooooo!!!!! i luv owen!!!! dont insult him!!!! owen rules!!!!!!! i <3 owen!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
xD aaah Gwen, you little man's lady, you. . .
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I must be retarded, i've seen every TW episode, but I don't remember ANYTHING about Jack's love dying from fairies...except Estelle..but that's would NOT be right...at all.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Am I the only one that thinks Owen wasn't an ass??
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
He was an ass. At least for the first series.
Then they made him cool and killed him. Typical.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I only watched part of the last season. The first episode I saw was the one where they brought him back.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
That is rather spot on for season 1! And the drawings are really cute.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Ianto's hands look like they should be flailing! Hahahaha! I love Gwen too, that's so true...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
MUST KILL OWEN...WAIT HE'S MORE DEADER THAN DEAD NOW.
Personally I didn't care about Owen that much till he was dead, then came back. For Tosh, she was like me. Gwen looks like me as an adult.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Ok, now I'm in a coughing fit from laughing so much...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Skellerbvvt, my wife, is leaning over my shoulder right now forcing these words: "THIS IS TRUTH!! so much truth..." the capitalization was there too. trust me.
I enjoy this quite a lot, even though I've missed actually seeing Torchwood. it's well drawn
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Hahaha, you've made Owen such a man's man, I love it! *faves*
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
LAWL.
Love it.
Even though I love Owen out of /all/ the TW team.
Love the Gwen one. XD So true!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
LOL,
I think you got the essence of all of them, except you forgot the fact that Jack will snog anything with a pulse(and sometimes without)
But I wouldnt push him away
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
| Next =>