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So, you're just dying for a story, huh? Well, tough luck today, pal. Maybe if you didn't gulp down every random cup of tea offered to you like it's some kind of magical elixir, you wouldn't find yourself in this ridiculous inflatable situation. I mean, seriously, who in their right mind accepts drinks from someone clearly off their rocker on hat glue? You'd think that would ring some alarm bells, but oh no, not for you. You just had to satisfy your curiosity and take a sip, didn't you? Now look at you, a walking advertisement for questionable decision-making.

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So, you're just dying for a story, huh? Well, tough luck today, pal. Maybe if you didn't gulp down every random cup of tea offered to you like it's some kind of magical elixir, you wouldn't find yourself in this ridiculous inflatable situation. I mean, seriously, who in their right mind accepts drinks from someone clearly off their rocker on hat glue? You'd think that would ring some alarm bells, but oh no, not for you. You just had to satisfy your curiosity and take a sip, didn't you? Now look at you, a walking advertisement for questionable decision-making.