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Published: 2018-02-18 06:00:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 12830; Favourites: 245; Downloads: 87
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Step 1: Take them to a fast food establishment.Any will do.
Step 2: Feed them like no tomorrow.
Step 3: Why did you take them to a fast food establishment you mad man?
Step 4: Enjoy your new home made cushion.
Take them home, as long as they're either well rounded or you just so happened to have brought a crane with you.
So in conclusion, if you are a cute critter of any kind and prefer to use your legs instead of doing your best beanbag impersonation, do not let feed you.
They has a problem with being overly compulsive when it comes to this sort of thing. They like'em cuddly.
Eh, not like I'm complaining~
Now then, how much longer are we eating for here again? .w.'
I are the Rockruff
Matt belongs to
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Donβt forget step 5: Rolling your doggo cushion home.
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Ahh, of course. .u.
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I'm glad you it, thank you~
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Looks like you'd be real fun to roll around now
Also I like that the restaurant is called big eats, straight to the point!
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Well the business strategy to be honest to their customers seems to work quite well.
If you get me through the double doors, then you may roll me around as much as you please.
Good luck with that. -w-
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Lol I doubt you can get through at this point, now you must stay inside and eat moar big eats! 'u'
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sTeP 3 wHy TaKe HiM tO a FaSt fOoD yOu MaD mAN?
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HARMON OVERADRIVEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Dog is like, the best animal.
For this year at least .w.
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I mean, it's not like I can just give you a doggo or anything.
Or make you into one.
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well i've been drawing myself way too much as a midnight lycanroc as is, guess i could feed myself
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twitter.com/Joltink1/status/97β¦
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The coincidence is so damn high.
It's beautiful~
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Ah! This is your Rockruff form! I think you deserve this, though. It IS the year of the Dog after all!
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You look cute!
And floofy...
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My oh my, just what has the doggo gotten himself into this time?Β
You're nothing but a big cushion, now! Oh well, at least you're happy, and soft, and cuddly, and, dare I say it... Adorable! .w.
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Aww stawp it. >w<
Thanks.
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I'll stop when you stop eating! -w-
And I'm willing to bet you'll only stop when they finally run out of food, or you smoosh the rest of the establishment, whatever comes first.
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How to create a mattress in 4 easy steps.
How to go bankrupt at a fast food restaurant
How to effectively create a blockade at a table.Β
I love how you drew your poor sona practically squished in between the table and the walls. It really doesn't look like you'll be going anywhere even if they do somehow manage to fit a crane into the building. At least you can stay there and reserve Matt's spot for when he comes back to the establishment and stuffs you with more @.@
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How to make clickbait titles involving fat puppers. .w.
Hey, I'm sure the walls going to give way at some point.
I think .w.'
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How to ruin the walls of an establishment -w-
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Nah, I'm not that cute. -w-
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yes you is <3 im not the cute one X3
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I think you just have a growing boy's appetite! X3
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You think so?
I couldn't tell :d
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Aaawww your Rockruff is so cute, mind if I rub his belly
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I do mind actually.
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Wait, is that yes or a no for the belly rub?
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Ah man, I really like to rub his big cute belly
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