HOME | DD

Published: 2005-02-07 20:03:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 4155; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 343
Redirect to original
Description
my take on the allmighty batman...robin allways says the wrong things at the wrong time...
I think the hardest part of this picture was to decide what bobbin/robin was going to say.
here's a few of the ideas I had:
"Jesus my fetus batman!"
"I love the summer BATMAN! I allways get so horny during the summer!"
"hey batman... could you FUCK OF! I'm trying to take a piss here!"
"hey bat....batman? hey meat sandwich!?"
"could you get your hand outta my ass! pervert!"
"man I'm so awesome! ...too bad you're here to dampen my style though"
"hey batman could ya give me a hand? haha FUCK YOU!"
"hey batman.... I'm gonna kill you in your sleep"
"hey batman! could you stop using me to jerk of! IT'S NO FUN! plus my throat is all sore"
did I mention that I never liked robin?
Related content
Comments: 30
galletitairken [2007-04-12 17:56:19 +0000 UTC]
you choose the best line x3!
and I agree about robin, but usually the pet of the superhero have that role. my theory: that's why they work alone x3!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
sausage-of-joy In reply to JuanMonroe [2007-02-27 01:24:05 +0000 UTC]
well. nobody asked you to like it buddy.
it's an ancient image too. so what's the point in commenting?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
JuanMonroe In reply to sausage-of-joy [2007-02-27 02:50:12 +0000 UTC]
i dont like this because it makes me feel bad, because he looks so rotten and patetic, maybe I should had written that, becouse that has merit, actually, i think this is good, but i dont like it... you know? sorry for the misunderstood... and my english sucks.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
TV-TonyVargas [2006-11-28 09:45:56 +0000 UTC]
Now..Batman is my favorite charcter of all time. Sorry if that isnt original but its true. when is saw this I laughed and cried. I'm a loser I know.
Nice work
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Gouch [2005-11-19 12:20:03 +0000 UTC]
haha, thats class man, i love 'bobbin' although i am wondering why he has no body >___<.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sausage-of-joy In reply to Gouch [2005-11-19 13:31:07 +0000 UTC]
to prevent any multiplying of the horrible BOBBIN.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
brittastik [2005-10-27 13:35:45 +0000 UTC]
if it weren't for the enormous love I have for this drawing, I would cry....with laughter....oh wait, I AM! bahhahahaha, this is SOOO awesome.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Zygot [2005-02-22 14:25:38 +0000 UTC]
This is the most disturbing batman I've ever seen. But I love it anyway
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
AK-Is-Harmless [2005-02-10 17:56:07 +0000 UTC]
It makes me chuckle in my secret chuckling places.
---AK
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
the-wild-rover [2005-02-08 19:29:26 +0000 UTC]
oh, vidar, will bobbin ever find out about the knife behind batman's back? OH MY GOD IT'S A KNIFE!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
war-machine [2005-02-08 13:11:26 +0000 UTC]
XD
HES A FUCKIN SOCK PUPPET!!!!
i REALLY didnt expect that when the pic was loading!!! this is hilarious!!! great job!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sausage-of-joy In reply to war-machine [2005-02-14 13:58:37 +0000 UTC]
ah the unpredictable and odd is allways a laugh
anyways thanks dude.
you read the description?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
war-machine In reply to sausage-of-joy [2005-02-14 17:32:27 +0000 UTC]
yes! i must say it was a cheesy array of things for robin to say! then ur like "did i say that i didnt like robin?" and im like XD LOL!!!!
hilarious!!! im laughing just remembering the description + image!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sausage-of-joy In reply to war-machine [2005-02-14 19:00:59 +0000 UTC]
well I have some comic projects up my sleeve that I'm working on to get out of my head and onto the paper. I guess you'd find them amusing
anyways you got a good sense of humour dude
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
war-machine In reply to sausage-of-joy [2005-02-14 20:55:18 +0000 UTC]
i believe ur last line applies more 2 u!
keep rocking us devWATCHERS!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Schlammer [2005-02-08 11:56:49 +0000 UTC]
Hahha. I went through a phase of drawing Batman beating up Robin! My God that's awesome. I sprayed my shorts reading the list of other ideas for captions. Brilliant stuff. How about "Hey, Batman! I just ate Tacos! I love Tacos Batman! They give me gas so fierce I just feel fit to explode!"
I hate Robin too, he's such a token weiner. It's sad you left out Robin's outfit, obviously the tackiest weiner suit ever conceived. I'll have to submit some of my Batman and Robin ones. I always get a kick out of seeing Robin getting his ass kicked by Batman.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sausage-of-joy In reply to Schlammer [2005-02-08 16:35:29 +0000 UTC]
you sprayed your shorts? oh the madness!
I sorta had my phase where I had batman beating upp kids... just to show that he could.
man you allways exaggerate things. I mean tacos?! you just had to cross the line didn't you.
how about
"hey batman ever wondered why your nipples are allways sore when you wake up hmm?!"
or "hey batman... you're allergic to lemons eh? great! I just ate a whole bunch. don't you just hate me?"
or "hey batman what would you say if I told you that I sedated you last night and sold your body to a bunch of guys and took the money and gabled them away... oh and now some guys want you dead?"
or "hey batman I ate your genitals... thaaahahah... no seriously though"
hm??
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Schlammer In reply to sausage-of-joy [2005-02-09 11:38:48 +0000 UTC]
Mhmm, ok so Tacos was taking it a bit far. But hell, this is Robin, anything's possible. For instance... "Hey Batman! Look! Look here Batman! I'm a robotic prostitute from the future!"
Today I drew a cartoon about Tacos, and another one where batman punched a guy cause he thought he was Jesus... or something. Not all that sure really. But they were awesome anyway.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sausage-of-joy In reply to Schlammer [2005-02-13 22:50:38 +0000 UTC]
when all the hardcore fans realized robin was a robotic prostitute from the future. robin suddenly wasn't that cool anymore and so robins sidekick batman became the Batman we know today and so the sidekick was in for some fame. whilst robin had to sweet talk to be the batmans sidekick.
all knowledge of this was exterminated. the only reason I know this is because I am a robot siamese mongoloid telekinetic space monkey from the past. so ... there you have it... the truth... some men will pick me up in a moment and I will be no more... it was good getting that off my chest though... thanks.
oh yeah and I read the comics you made very interesting... I think you got some great potential there, seeing as I myself used to draw alot of weird stuff. the grammar in your comics are splendid and the characters decisions and the way the handle complications... it's all like a way of living. a lifestyle. taking the stroll and eating the tacos... is all great. we should educate the people with this "new way of living". I think everyone would be so much happier.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Schlammer In reply to sausage-of-joy [2005-02-14 11:46:09 +0000 UTC]
My God, you speak such truth.
To begin with, the true story of Batman and Robbin. I had my suspicions. People thought I was mad, but now I know. Now the whole wolrd will know, and they will mourn your passing, for you have been our liberator, you freed us from ignorance.
And yes, thanksyou for knowing exactly what it is I'm trying to convey here. If more people read and understood my cartoons I think everyone would enjoy life far more. Riding scooters, flying for no reason, being on the tebebision box, swallowing peoples heads, riding bikemycles. With such a way of life, who wouldn't be happy?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sausage-of-joy In reply to Schlammer [2005-02-14 12:20:16 +0000 UTC]
the fight...*cough* will go on... *pukes out my organs and shoves them into my ear wich is all swollen*
yes but how will we convert the people from their way of living as it is now?
we shall strike this teberpurition, their video games, their music, their ideals shall be destroyed and replaced by the battyman, countries wont unite so we rid of this dream of "unity all over the world", it's now us against the idiots, money will be of no importance anymore we live on joy, beans and sausages, we will learn animals talk and read them their rights... I think they have the right to take part in our lovely society and well monkeys that walk and talk would be generally cool, we will create our own new cultures and last but not least religion has no place in our world it is a thing of the past and will be wiped out entirely.
this is the new age! follow us or be left behind to rot in your old world of misery and lies!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1