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Published: 2011-05-15 20:42:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 10177; Favourites: 229; Downloads: 21
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So if this were real life, Ryder would either have:1) Brain Damage
2) Bruises Galore
3) Dead
But he's got the best medicine............DISNEY!!
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then his face just sliiiiidddddeeeesss acrost the floor. ouch.
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Then Sulley and Mike fall out of the closet saying "Oops, wrong door"
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BUTT 
but seriously though
Pfft! That's nothing! I've fallen like this on concrete and so have some of my mates but we didn't need no physician!
It's kinda like in Tarzan when he slides down tha rope though and his hand turns GLOWING RED it's burnin so bad and at the end of tha same sequence...he's totally fine, he heals like tha Wolverine!
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This holds true for many Disney movies! Naveen, for example, gets smashed by books a lot as a frog, which I would imagine would really break a lot of bones in his body, but NOPE! Disney makes him charming and handsome and dancing around again.
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But instead, all that happens is his smolder is broken.
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I see a connection to horror movie mechanics.
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Tarzan. Scratched by a jaguar. Instantly healed as soon as he kills the jaguar. Holds its body up in the air like a Zelda game or something in which he just gained a level or mystical object.
I'm telling you, DISNEY MAGIC HEALING!
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Technically,a bandage can solve anything in the movies - dying of cancer, you can be saved from a f***in' bandage!!
~Quoted from Nostalgia Critic
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and don't forget, they can't allow him to look ugly or it will cut in their profits. O.O
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