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"Dai-chan, go next!" Momoi said, looking at her best friend, while he looked lost in deep thoughts.
Aomine leaned on his chair and smirked.

"Here I go." He crossed his arms and closed his eyes. "I had a kindergarten girlfriend called Kesi, I like to clean the house and one of my biggest hobbies is reading magazines.
"Porn magazines, you mean." You muttered, but he heard you and smirked.

Momoi looked around for a moment.
"Hm... Tetsu-kun!"

"Wait wait..." You put your hands up, smiling at Kuroko. "Tetsu-kun, may I help you with a question? Yeah, thanks. Follow my reasoning, friends. Is that girlfriend even real? Her name's Kesi. Kesi kind of sounds like... Kise. AND! We all know they have a strange sexual tension between them. But in my opinion, Aomine's one of those men who takes his seme position very seriously, and he has something going on with every one of his friends.I guess Kise is just that handsome atractive uke, and seme Aomine could not resist him at all. Now, he's finally in love."

Everyone, excluding an amused Akashi, looked shocked and with their mouths opened at you.
You squealed.
"Oh, I have to write this. One more fic about the generation of homos. You guys inspire me so much."

"And she strikes again." Midorima muttered.
Kuroko took a deep breath, slightly shaking his head and turning to Momoi.
"Momoi-san, I'll seal my answer. Kesi-san was a name created by Aomine-kun to mislead us from his relationship with Kise-kun."

"UH?!" Aomine yelled, standing up, until a very blushed Kise pulled him down again.
"Aominecchi, sit! Everyon's looking."
He obeyed, but still sent daggers at Kuroko and at you occasionaly.

"Actually, no. Kesi was real, she had the biggest boobs on that kindergarten, although it wasn't much because we're children and no, I don't like to clean the house. What the hell, Kuroko, I thought you knew me better!"

"Aokise! Aokise!" You chanted, ignoring Aomine's rage. He threw a potato chip at you, but Akashi grabbed it before it could hit you.
"I guess Kesi was not meant to be, Daiki. Let's hope it goes better with Ryota." Akashi said.

"You too?! I'm so done!"
"I guess it's my turn to laugh." Midorima commented, smirking.
"VERY FUNNY."

"YOUR MY SECOND OTP, AFTER MIDOTAKA! GO FOR IT, RYOTA-CHAN! ~~~" You said, hearts in your eyes and a seriously embarrassed Kise. Reo clapped and cheered with you, while the others weren't sure if they should laugh or clear their throats and ignore it.

"Do you want me to tell you how I'll write this love story?!"
"No. Get out of my sight."

Akashi sighed and nodded at Momoi, convincing her to continue with the game.
"Eh... Okay, next one! Kise-kun!"

He widened his eyes, still flustered.
"Uh, 'kay..." He looked around, thinking about some facts. "I love to waste my time watching animes and singing karaoke, I absolutely despise broccoli, and I read ___-chi's fics."

Momoi gave him a weird questioning look before looking around, a bit shocked.
"Hm... How about you, Kotaro-kun, you didn't talk yet!"
"And trust me, he talks a lot." You commented, receiving a blush from Kotaro.

He cleared his throat.
"I'll try. Hm... I don't know him that well, but... I'll just guess the first one is correct, because I heard ____ saying something about going to Kise's house to watch anime with him, once. And the lie, OBVIOUSLY, is the last one. I don't think you read ____'s work."

Kise frowned and you whined.
"Hey, why?!"
"Because only fangirls read your works. They're disgusting and full of romance. And yaoi."

Kise coughed and blushed a bit, taking at glance at Aomine.
"Hm... you lost, Kotaro-chi."

Kotaro looked perplexed.
"SERIOUSLY?"
"Yeah. I don't despise broccoli. They are very good for my skin, I eat them a lot. I take a big container full of broccoli with me everywhere to eat them and..."

Aomine rolled his eyes and turned to the blonde.
"So, you're telling us you actually read those profanities?"
"Aominecchi! Don't say that! ____-chi writes very well! I like her work, they're always full of surprises, and... my favourite ones..."

Aomine looked scared of what he might say, so he leaned back on his chair, trying to ignore the blond. You smiled.
"Which ones are your favourites, Ryota-chan?"

He blushed madly and everyone started laughing at them and Kagami almost spilled his drink.
"Ao... kise... BUTJUSTBECAUSETHEY'RESOWELLWRITTEN, AOMINECCHI."

Aomine hid his face on his hands, giving up on you both. He shook his head, getting mocked by everyone at the table, while you whined, telling him it was okay to admit it, no one minded.
Akashi sighed and pulled you aside, getting closer to your ear.

"May I ask with whom do you ship me?"
You blushed slightly but smirked, giving him a misterious glare.
"I can't tell you."
"Please."
"Nope."

He sighed and gave up, still looking at your face while you threw a french fry back at Aomine, who growled, red as a tomato.
"I can't believe... This is a hole full of snakes, they all have secrets." Kagami muttered, looking around.

Kuroko looked at him, with his blank face.
"You've seen nothing, Kagami-kun. She writes worse things than that. Wait until you find out."
Kagami widened his eyes and gulped, looking at you.

Momoi sweat dropped, while trying to bring order back to the table.
"DAIKI AND RYOTA SITTING IN A TREE!" You sang, swinging Akashi's hand with yours, while Reo clapped. "K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Aomine buried his face deeper in his hands.
"Fuck."