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people in the entry:
Platinum-Comet -core, teleporter, solar
SaySyce -jim, sam, trasher, trash monkey, waste barrel

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*core is walking around with solar and teleporter*
Core: can you find anyone yet solar?
Solar: s-sttt33-still trying- try0039@#-
Core: i hope we can get back to the ship soon so i can repair you..
You see anyone teleporter?
Teleporter: no, i cant see anyone of the contestants
How big is this place?
Core: if its anything like morning metropolis, its big, maybe even bigger
Lord its hard to see with all of these ads-
?: MMMORMMMMORMMOR!
Solar: wwwww–aht@@@$#$$--whaaTTT was thahhhhhh-
*core and teleporter look at a trash can, rocking back and forth*
*they aprochech it, as it falls over*
Jim: CORE OH THANK GOD THERE YOU ARE WHERE ARE WE-
Core: jim, sam??
Jim calm down-
*she picks up jims head*
Core: jim wheres your body??
Why are you just a head??
Jim: *breathes and exhales* i have NO idea
All i remember is waking up in this damn trash can, and not being able to move
I checked in there, i cant find my body anywhere-
Teleporter: we can try and help you find your body-
?: hey, are you done playing with that trash?
sam: who are you-
*they look over to see a garbege truck with a big red eye and claws*
Trasher: names trasher, and i need to take that to the dump
Sam: you know any place we can find bodys?
Trasher: only place i can think of is where i work, the industrial park
Thats where the higher ups throw away products, they might have confused this body you speak off for one.
If you let me pick up that trash, i can take you over there to find it
Core: that could work, thanks for the help
Trasher: no problem, now let me do my job
*they pick up the trash barrels, as the gang climbs onto the giant robot truck*
*10 minutes later*
Trasher: alright, we are here now
Just go talk to the trash monkey, he can help ya
Jim: wh-whos the trash monkey?-
Thrasher: hes a big thing made out of scraped products with four arms, he hangs out in the sludge pit, cant miss him.
Bye now
*he drives off, as the gang walk down some stairs to the sludge pit*
Core: so, i think this is it, sign says “warning, sludge pit ahea”
Looks like a giant green pool
Teleporter: im still confused, what is trash monke-

WAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH

*the roar echos, as a giant looming shadow appears from atop a building*
*it jumps down, and..

~hulking beast of old stuff~
TRASH MONEKY

*the trash monkey reaches one of its giant hands into the sludge, and pulls out a tiny banna*
*it eats it*

TR: mmmmmummum
Jim: um, h-hello?
Helloooooo?
*the trash moneky sees the gang, and approaches it*
TR: haaaaa, hafrgoa baadaa
Jim: w-what-
TR: ha foogoo, bedo baa
Jim: i don- i dont understand what hes saying-
Core: here, let me translate
Just speak to me so i can translate what you say sir, or mam!
TR: dooo haga, balacka bog smo
Core: he said “hello there, sir is quie fine”
Hello sir, we came to you to ask about a body?
Have you seen it?
Jim: its tall, grey, has some green in the middle
TR: ohhhhh baga! Doohooga wack bla!
Core: he said “oh yes, i have seen that, i assume it is yours?”
Yes it is sir!
May we have it back
TR: hmmmm, dooga magla, bark smark becoop
Cepapa, smoo chalo
Core: it said “i can give it back, if you help me a problem i am haveing. It wont take long at all, few minutes at most”
Jim: ummm ok-
What do you need help with, giant robot monkey?
TR: daahooga maca, de lo wo mooochagola, baa baa dee pel, delomo hescomo, maa lagga hagga draot.
Bahooga qwua?
Core: he said “well friends, their is some intruder in my head. They crawled in a few hours ago, and i am not able to get them out, as they are the reason i cannot speak english now. May you please escort them out?”
We can do that!
Jim: yeah we can, i deal with intruders all the time
Many follies of my mom being a princess
Can ya lift us into your head so we can get them out?
TR: baahaa!
*he holds out his hand, as they climb on*
Core: teleporter, stay here with solar
I know you two have beef right now, but we gotta stay together, ok?
Goes for both of you.
Solar: o$$$$#@kk @! ok-333(((00
Teleporter: alrighty, i will try
*core and jim get lifted to the trash monkeys ear, as they climb inside to a big brown platform, suspended above green sludge*
Jim: alright, so wheres this so called intruder-
*a little green blob appears from some bars*
Core: is, is that the intruder?
Why did they have trouble getting rid of a small-
*it rises, as it pulls out beefy arms and a big body*
*a grey bin pops out from the middle*

~toxic mastermind and controlled worker~
WASTE BARREL

Core: oh
Jim: run?
Core: run
AHHHHHHHH

Waste: KILLLLL KILLLLL
*it pounds its fist on the ground, splashing slime everywhere*
Core: what is this thing??
Jim: some kind of sludge beast!
Just keep running!
*the beast chases them, but stops when steam comes from a pipe*
Waste: AGHHHHHH
*it tears down the pipe*
Core: wait, i think that thing hates steam
Lets get it to hit those other pipes!
*they let the beast chase them, as they trick it into hitting the steam pipes*
Waste: AGHH, AGHHHH!
*it tears down all the pipes, with one left*
Waste: GRAHHHHH
*it pounds its first on the ground repeatedly, creating shockwaves*
*core jumps in time to avoid them*
Sam: woah woah woah woah
Oh damn that was close
Jim: come on, one more pipe!
*the beast attempts to ram into them, but hits the last pipe instead*
Waste: GLAHGHHHHHHHHGHGHJDJhHdjhahhjs
*the barrel hits the ground as all the slime dissapears*
Waste: ahh damn, there goes my big beast form ahhh
Screw you guys!
Jim: hey your the one who broke into a giant monkeys head without permission
Get outta here >
Waste: fine, but i’ll be back!
*a hand pokes through the monkeys ear, and grabs the barrel*
TR: so YOUR the one who has intruded on my private propetery, have at you heathen!
*it throws them across the city*
Waste: AHHHHHH SCREWWWWWW UUUUUUUUUUuuuuu guyssssssssssss
*ding*
TR: there we go, i thank you three so much for getting that sir out of my head
Now i can speak fluently again, my vocabulary has renatured, haazaa!
Now let me find that body for you, my chums!
*it searches around some pits, and pulls out a body*
TR: is this what you were looking for?
Jim: yes it is!
There is my body!
*jims body waves*
*core tosses jims head up, as it goes back to his body*
Jim: ah good lord, it is good to have this thing back
My rear end is safe once again
Core: glad we could help you sir!
Solar: m@@@@isss , m11@@Iss cor-core!
Telepoter: im glad you two are okey!
TR: thank you so much, i am also glad i was able to assist you as well
Core: alright guys, lets go find the rest of them
Bye trash monkey!
TR: farwell heroes!
*they walk off, to find the rest*
Telepoter: jim, if i may ask, why do you not have a neck?
How do you live without one
Jim: i dont fuckin know-
Core: jim, languge
Jim: sorry-

The end :3

Description

people in the entry:
Platinum-Comet -core, teleporter, solar
SaySyce -jim, sam, trasher, trash monkey, waste barrel

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*core is walking around with solar and teleporter*
Core: can you find anyone yet solar?
Solar: s-sttt33-still trying- try0039@#-
Core: i hope we can get back to the ship soon so i can repair you..
You see anyone teleporter?
Teleporter: no, i cant see anyone of the contestants
How big is this place?
Core: if its anything like morning metropolis, its big, maybe even bigger
Lord its hard to see with all of these ads-
?: MMMORMMMMORMMOR!
Solar: wwwww–aht@@@$#$$--whaaTTT was thahhhhhh-
*core and teleporter look at a trash can, rocking back and forth*
*they aprochech it, as it falls over*
Jim: CORE OH THANK GOD THERE YOU ARE WHERE ARE WE-
Core: jim, sam??
Jim calm down-
*she picks up jims head*
Core: jim wheres your body??
Why are you just a head??
Jim: *breathes and exhales* i have NO idea
All i remember is waking up in this damn trash can, and not being able to move
I checked in there, i cant find my body anywhere-
Teleporter: we can try and help you find your body-
?: hey, are you done playing with that trash?
sam: who are you-
*they look over to see a garbege truck with a big red eye and claws*
Trasher: names trasher, and i need to take that to the dump
Sam: you know any place we can find bodys?
Trasher: only place i can think of is where i work, the industrial park
Thats where the higher ups throw away products, they might have confused this body you speak off for one.
If you let me pick up that trash, i can take you over there to find it
Core: that could work, thanks for the help
Trasher: no problem, now let me do my job
*they pick up the trash barrels, as the gang climbs onto the giant robot truck*
*10 minutes later*
Trasher: alright, we are here now
Just go talk to the trash monkey, he can help ya
Jim: wh-whos the trash monkey?-
Thrasher: hes a big thing made out of scraped products with four arms, he hangs out in the sludge pit, cant miss him.
Bye now
*he drives off, as the gang walk down some stairs to the sludge pit*
Core: so, i think this is it, sign says “warning, sludge pit ahea”
Looks like a giant green pool
Teleporter: im still confused, what is trash monke-

WAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH

*the roar echos, as a giant looming shadow appears from atop a building*
*it jumps down, and..

~hulking beast of old stuff~
TRASH MONEKY

*the trash monkey reaches one of its giant hands into the sludge, and pulls out a tiny banna*
*it eats it*

TR: mmmmmummum
Jim: um, h-hello?
Helloooooo?
*the trash moneky sees the gang, and approaches it*
TR: haaaaa, hafrgoa baadaa
Jim: w-what-
TR: ha foogoo, bedo baa
Jim: i don- i dont understand what hes saying-
Core: here, let me translate
Just speak to me so i can translate what you say sir, or mam!
TR: dooo haga, balacka bog smo
Core: he said “hello there, sir is quie fine”
Hello sir, we came to you to ask about a body?
Have you seen it?
Jim: its tall, grey, has some green in the middle
TR: ohhhhh baga! Doohooga wack bla!
Core: he said “oh yes, i have seen that, i assume it is yours?”
Yes it is sir!
May we have it back
TR: hmmmm, dooga magla, bark smark becoop
Cepapa, smoo chalo
Core: it said “i can give it back, if you help me a problem i am haveing. It wont take long at all, few minutes at most”
Jim: ummm ok-
What do you need help with, giant robot monkey?
TR: daahooga maca, de lo wo mooochagola, baa baa dee pel, delomo hescomo, maa lagga hagga draot.
Bahooga qwua?
Core: he said “well friends, their is some intruder in my head. They crawled in a few hours ago, and i am not able to get them out, as they are the reason i cannot speak english now. May you please escort them out?”
We can do that!
Jim: yeah we can, i deal with intruders all the time
Many follies of my mom being a princess
Can ya lift us into your head so we can get them out?
TR: baahaa!
*he holds out his hand, as they climb on*
Core: teleporter, stay here with solar
I know you two have beef right now, but we gotta stay together, ok?
Goes for both of you.
Solar: o$$$$#@kk @! ok-333(((00
Teleporter: alrighty, i will try
*core and jim get lifted to the trash monkeys ear, as they climb inside to a big brown platform, suspended above green sludge*
Jim: alright, so wheres this so called intruder-
*a little green blob appears from some bars*
Core: is, is that the intruder?
Why did they have trouble getting rid of a small-
*it rises, as it pulls out beefy arms and a big body*
*a grey bin pops out from the middle*

~toxic mastermind and controlled worker~
WASTE BARREL

Core: oh
Jim: run?
Core: run
AHHHHHHHH

Waste: KILLLLL KILLLLL
*it pounds its fist on the ground, splashing slime everywhere*
Core: what is this thing??
Jim: some kind of sludge beast!
Just keep running!
*the beast chases them, but stops when steam comes from a pipe*
Waste: AGHHHHHH
*it tears down the pipe*
Core: wait, i think that thing hates steam
Lets get it to hit those other pipes!
*they let the beast chase them, as they trick it into hitting the steam pipes*
Waste: AGHH, AGHHHH!
*it tears down all the pipes, with one left*
Waste: GRAHHHHH
*it pounds its first on the ground repeatedly, creating shockwaves*
*core jumps in time to avoid them*
Sam: woah woah woah woah
Oh damn that was close
Jim: come on, one more pipe!
*the beast attempts to ram into them, but hits the last pipe instead*
Waste: GLAHGHHHHHHHHGHGHJDJhHdjhahhjs
*the barrel hits the ground as all the slime dissapears*
Waste: ahh damn, there goes my big beast form ahhh
Screw you guys!
Jim: hey your the one who broke into a giant monkeys head without permission
Get outta here >
Waste: fine, but i’ll be back!
*a hand pokes through the monkeys ear, and grabs the barrel*
TR: so YOUR the one who has intruded on my private propetery, have at you heathen!
*it throws them across the city*
Waste: AHHHHHH SCREWWWWWW UUUUUUUUUUuuuuu guyssssssssssss
*ding*
TR: there we go, i thank you three so much for getting that sir out of my head
Now i can speak fluently again, my vocabulary has renatured, haazaa!
Now let me find that body for you, my chums!
*it searches around some pits, and pulls out a body*
TR: is this what you were looking for?
Jim: yes it is!
There is my body!
*jims body waves*
*core tosses jims head up, as it goes back to his body*
Jim: ah good lord, it is good to have this thing back
My rear end is safe once again
Core: glad we could help you sir!
Solar: m@@@@isss , m11@@Iss cor-core!
Telepoter: im glad you two are okey!
TR: thank you so much, i am also glad i was able to assist you as well
Core: alright guys, lets go find the rest of them
Bye trash monkey!
TR: farwell heroes!
*they walk off, to find the rest*
Telepoter: jim, if i may ask, why do you not have a neck?
How do you live without one
Jim: i dont fuckin know-
Core: jim, languge
Jim: sorry-

The end :3