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Scarecrow113 β I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Published: 2013-09-21 14:44:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1853; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 4
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Worst. Newspaper. Ever.Related content
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That article must have been made from a desperate 1D fanΒ
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I imagine this is on the wall of a newspaper editing room under the heading "How to instantly get fired"
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Welp *puts gun to head* Goodbye world.
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Were the editor's high when they put that in, they better be.
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One direction has tooken over I'm out
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I'm surrounded by idiots.
Β Well, I'm out. So long, suckers!
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The Beatles are far superior than those knock-offs!
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I'm actually a fan of both bands. But this is embaressing...
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I'm just going to quietly sit in my sulking corner and try and take this in
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"One Direction are objectively more talented than the Beatles because One Direction have met Simon Cowell."
Welp, Goodbye idiots.
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Has this planet been brainwashed by boy bands and teen sitcoms?
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Unfortunately.
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Β thats sick.Β one directions only famous because of how they look. the beatles were awesome and had REAL talent.Β
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-Takes an Glock 20 with an 30mag mod, aims to the newspaper and make more holes than an giant cheese-
Liensis: Give me my Shotgun, I need to see one direction personally.
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One Direction are only famous because they're supposedly physically appealing (which they aren't). The Beatles were famous because they had true talent.
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AAAAHHHHGGGGG kill me if this is popular opinion
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In my area there was a contest to get One Direction tickets. The rules said you have to be over 18. I thought "Do they have any fans over 18?"
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Why would they... I have lost all faith in humanity...
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....That was an actual newspaper article?
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Sad, isn't it?
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And people wonder why print is a dying medium.
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John Lennon never met Simon Cowell.
And Simon Cowell never met Mark David Chapman, either.....
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I agree- One Direction are hot guys that sing
The Beatles were incredible men with real talent.
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