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Scarecrow113 — What I Learned From Disney #1
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Published: 2014-10-21 00:35:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 874; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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What I Actually Learned- some day your prince will come(So, I'm starting this new series of demotes. I love Disney movies, even if their morals get confused at times. That's why I'm making these. Also, I like this movie. Snow White is a complete moron, but she's like 12, and a princess, so it makes sense.)
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Easy? EASY?! HA! At the age of 14, FOURTEEN, she, after spending the majority of her childhood being treated like a slave in her own home, had to flee for her life because her stepmother, the woman who's suppose to be caring for her and grooming her to be the next ruler of the kingdom, tried to have her MURDERED. NUMEROUS TIMES-first she ordered the woodsman to kill the girl and cut out her heart (lovely little detail Disney left out: the queen cooked and ate the heart the woodsman brought to her), then when that failed she tried to murder Snow White herself a grand total of 3, THREE, times: the first 2 attempts, which consisted of an enchanted corset tied so tightly it crushed the wearer's ribs and prevented them from breathing and a poisoned hair comb which would pierce the scalp of whoever put it in their hair, were left out by Disney, but the 3rd attempt with the apple was kept in the film.
So let me ask you, does ANY part of the life mentioned above even REMOTELY sound like 'having it easy'?
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On the other hand, every time someone rescued her, it was because she's pretty. The hunter, the dwarves and the prince.
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The hunter couldn't bring himself to kill her because she was so sweet and innocent. The dwarves felt bad that a 14 yr. old had to flee for her life and offered her sanctuary in return for housekeeping and cooking. The prince.....Okay, you got me there, but let the records show it was her singing voice that originally attracted him, not her looks!
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You know this is a joke, right?
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I've seen too many people who seriously believe this though.
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Yeah, you don't tend to think about it as a kid ...but looking back now as an adult I was kinda scratching my head at all that.
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I learned that underage necrophilia was totally cool back then
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Oh me, oh my! I'm glad she's really cute, otherwise, I guess she would rot in the woods for a looong time...
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If you think about it, being pretty saved her life.
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Um, she was an orphan that was nearly murdered by her only living relative; and then did domestic labor to earn room and board; before she was put in a coma: what about any of that spells "easy"?
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It's a joke. I put two morals on these. One parody and one serious one.
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Whichever comes to my mind first.
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