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Published: 2014-08-29 16:16:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 631; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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Description "Dude, I only hope you don't have to have it delivered surgically. I've heard that some animals do it just walking around! And some people even use swimming pools! Get some exercise, butter-butt."

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Comments: 7

TheRantsofReason [2014-09-07 01:49:29 +0000 UTC]

"What do you mean people with weight problems don't like it when i point it out to them? I just assumed them trying to sit on me afterwards was their way of showing their appreciation! Hooboy was I certainly wrong or what?"

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schizmatic In reply to TheRantsofReason [2014-09-07 02:25:02 +0000 UTC]

People with weight problems usually only try to sit on you if you first mistake them for bean bag chairs. Not nice. X)

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TheRantsofReason In reply to schizmatic [2014-09-07 02:29:46 +0000 UTC]

I can only imagine this backfiring on people with weight problems if someone happened to have a fetish for being sat on.

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AntonVolkov [2014-09-01 17:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Dat ultrasound joke

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originalspaceduck [2014-08-29 16:26:07 +0000 UTC]

'Murica!

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schizmatic In reply to originalspaceduck [2014-08-29 16:49:55 +0000 UTC]

"I believe in the right to bear arms -- and a hundred pounds of excess body weight."

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Lizlovestoons12 [2014-08-29 16:22:05 +0000 UTC]

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