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Description Hear the bass, skinny waist.
Now let's copy Poker Face;
like Whoa, Whoa-o-o, Whoa, Whoa-o-o~

Just Dance.


Bad Romance.

Now let's copy Poker Face;
like Whoa, Whoa-o-o, Whoa, Whoa-o-o.
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Why do I picture Myde singing this?

And yes, Myde wrote about 101 Dalmations, not The Freeshooter pornz.


Braig would be the best porn star EVER.
It just makes sense.
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Comments: 46

hfrlwghejfrl [2010-08-03 18:41:50 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Myde finally learns the truth about Disney...

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thylings [2010-01-17 17:22:04 +0000 UTC]

It sure does suck when your past comes to bite you in the ass, huh?

xD <33333 this.

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Sciolto In reply to thylings [2010-01-17 18:23:25 +0000 UTC]

Specially if it involves pornography u__u

Thanks! <:

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thylings In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-17 20:29:48 +0000 UTC]

srsly. O.O

you're welcome! xD

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SushiBee [2010-01-17 00:34:31 +0000 UTC]

"I should watch the rest of this. For school."
xD
Dear god.
I love this so hard.
And now I really really really want to write that pornstar!Bryde.

And don't think I don't see you and *alphabet-pie Ameri-bashing.
...
Then again, I have to agree with the two of you. My country's dumb as fuck, and for some strange reason most people are proud of that fact.

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Sciolto In reply to SushiBee [2010-01-17 17:04:43 +0000 UTC]

And what a school report that was |D
Yes, because pornstar!Bryde is better than pedo!Bryde. Trufax.

Butbutbut- She started it! I merely pointed out a fact!... And agreed.
Maybe it's cos they don't know any better?

And you'd better not of thought I wouldn't see your comment stalking either.
Cos I did.
But I'm cool with that.

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Nicolai-The-Fallen [2010-01-16 23:52:14 +0000 UTC]

This was definitely the best part of my day x3 I can't stop laughing now.

Pssst, Myde, I'll take that video off your hands >w>

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Sciolto In reply to Nicolai-The-Fallen [2010-01-17 17:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! cx

I think it's somewhere in the back of his wardrobe. I'll distract him and you go get it.

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-01-16 23:33:33 +0000 UTC]

poor Braig.

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Sciolto In reply to Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-01-17 17:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Will he ever get a break?

...Most likely not.

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-23 09:22:45 +0000 UTC]

Not at all XD

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CrystalWildfyr [2010-01-16 21:52:41 +0000 UTC]

I'd buy.

Hey Lea! Ïsa! *Fangirl giggle*

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Sciolto In reply to CrystalWildfyr [2010-01-16 21:59:07 +0000 UTC]

You can try your local video store.

And they only appear in two panels u__u
I really do not like Lea's hair. At all.

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CrystalWildfyr In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 23:14:50 +0000 UTC]

I diiiiiiid. Man say I too young.

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Lady-Nina [2010-01-16 19:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Don't we just all love when the past comes back and bites us in the ass~?

Mhmmm~ Braig Porn~ *does the Homer Simpson drool*

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Sciolto In reply to Lady-Nina [2010-01-16 20:09:02 +0000 UTC]

No, not if you wanted in to stay secret forever and than some.
But it's fun of us to watch.

Indeed~~~~

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Lady-Nina In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 20:24:31 +0000 UTC]

purr~

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alphabet-pie [2010-01-16 18:42:31 +0000 UTC]

MYDE UR SO SMART

DAMN. I have a new favourite song now <3
Haha Brits for the lulz

The funny thing is, I wrote a fanfic once where Xigbar was actually a porn director... but I never caught the Freeshooter thing.
... you know, a lot of their titles could be porn star names now I think about it.

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Sciolto In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-16 19:59:06 +0000 UTC]

HE'S GROWING UP SO FAST ;_;

It is now my ringtone : B
Cos you guys really do rock.

Perfect is it not? Well, you can always put in it now.
The Savage Nymph always reminded my of some domitrix name. Or is that just me?

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alphabet-pie In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 21:22:27 +0000 UTC]

YAY says Braig.

XDD

Speaking of, are you really Irish? I feel bad for asking...

Yeah, I think I shall when I'm writing the prequel. The idea for Xigbar was that when he was younger he was a popular gay porn star, and when he got too old for that he branched off and started his own studio with his script-writing friend, Xaldin. >:3

It's not just you, I get that too.

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SushiBee In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-17 00:29:54 +0000 UTC]

...
I've really got to read Perfect.

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alphabet-pie In reply to SushiBee [2010-01-17 09:05:33 +0000 UTC]

NO YOU HAVEN'T IT'S BAD SHIT ):<

Not like drugs bad shit. I mean just bad.

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SushiBee In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-17 09:08:20 +0000 UTC]

YES I FUCKING DO, WOMAN.

I doubt it. Even if it was before you got really into/good at/proficient with words, I still want to read it.

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alphabet-pie In reply to SushiBee [2010-01-17 09:14:06 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOO

But I rewrote it like, twenty times, and now it's a mess ):<

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SushiBee In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-17 17:05:14 +0000 UTC]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS.

I don't care. I do believe I still want to read it.

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alphabet-pie In reply to SushiBee [2010-01-17 19:30:21 +0000 UTC]

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS What were we talking about again?

):<

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SushiBee In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-17 22:04:14 +0000 UTC]

We were arguing about me reading Perfect. You said no; I said yes.
xD

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alphabet-pie In reply to SushiBee [2010-01-18 07:49:12 +0000 UTC]

OH CRAP
That hasn't worked on me since year five. Damn it.

fine, since ur so smart, you can read it u___u

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SushiBee In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-19 01:02:14 +0000 UTC]

-dances-
Eff yes.
Logic pwns all.

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alphabet-pie In reply to SushiBee [2010-01-19 17:03:23 +0000 UTC]

More like childish trickery ):

Also did you get my note? D:

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SushiBee In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-20 01:40:21 +0000 UTC]

...
I'm sorry I can't be mature enough for you.

-emocorneremoemoemo-

Yes, I've just been having a shiz fit after I logged in to find 61 replies.
Too many comment-convos.

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alphabet-pie In reply to SushiBee [2010-01-20 07:51:35 +0000 UTC]

I don't like mature! Mature is boring!
As weregoat!Marluxia will now proudly demonstrate with Vexen.

For shame.
I have the same problem, which is bad when I need to go to school (IE now.)

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Sciolto In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-16 21:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Braig is overjoyed by the fact that Myde is getting older, so close to being legal... xD

Yes, yes I am. Why, think I was from somewhere else or something?

My dear Lord. Xaldin, the porn writer.
I can't take him seriously now.
And you should do that. And it could be all depressing and life-changing shit Xigbar got up to in his younger popular gay porn days.

Those japs really must think before giving them these names.

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alphabet-pie In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 21:43:57 +0000 UTC]

Yes. his cake is waiting...

I didn't know, it seems a stupid question now. But you're seriously cool
AND SERIOUSLY CLOSE.

I guess he does some fetish porn, too. :/
Naah, that's what Marluxia's story was like. Well, the depressing was mainly before he became a porn star. :/

What are you talking about? They do.
for the sole purpose of fanservice.

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Sciolto In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-16 21:56:38 +0000 UTC]

...I should draw this out. I really should. I also think that Lumaria has one of these cakes of when he gets Even.

Like if we're on the beach and if we squint really hard we'll see each other?
Cool.

With spears and bondage I'm guessing?
...But don't ALL pornstars have really depressing backgrounds?

Actually, when I think about, I think it's the Americans doing that. Cos in Japanese, Larxene's title is The Callous Vixen and I do not know how that changed to The Savage Nymph.
Americans and their pornstar names.

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alphabet-pie In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 22:05:04 +0000 UTC]

Yes, you really should.
Lumaria would have a proper, big wedding cake and all. He'd just tackle Even into it and then lick off all the cream.
I can't believe I just said that.

Yeah, really really squint. London's pretty far from the West coast.


I'm sure that somebody finds that hot.
Well, yes. I haven't worked out Xigbar's yet, though.

In that case, it's the Americans just being really, really stupid.

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Sciolto In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-16 22:18:07 +0000 UTC]

And I shall.
A pink wedding cake? Because it would be so pretty. I don't think Even would be too happy but who cares?

Well maybe if you believe hard enough! D<

Easy. Parents kick him out for some reason/failed his exams/ He really likes to have sex.

Indeed. I liked the Vixen one better.

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alphabet-pie In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 22:25:50 +0000 UTC]

With little sugar roses and twenty tiers and everything. this cake would fucking epic.
and the people on top could be sex toys.

I believe!

But that was what happened to Marluxia. Well, his mum kicked him out because he was gay.

Yeah, it's sexier X3

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Sciolto In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-16 22:36:05 +0000 UTC]

;0; This might be the best cake ever invented. EVAR.

Well I don't see you squinting!

Oh, well...
That's all I got.

It suits her more. Many they changed it cos they were all like, 'WTF IS THIS CHARACTER DOING!?!!?11!'
And they made her sound more innocent u__u

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alphabet-pie In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 22:39:34 +0000 UTC]

Of course, says Lumaria, as he screws Even into it. Even better now

That's because you're not squinting enough!

You could at least do a sad face for my pains, says Marluxia.

I don't think that Savage Nymph is much more innocent than Callous Vixen.
Maybe they got worried that people would get confused between "Vixen" and "Vexen" and think they were the same person, or something.
Because apparently Americans really are that dumb...?

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Sciolto In reply to alphabet-pie [2010-01-16 22:45:12 +0000 UTC]

But everyone else will have to wait to get a slice of this wondrous cake!

I wear glasses! Cut me some slack!

That good enough for you?

FFFT. Yeah, but there is an EXTREME difference between the two. In Vexen's opinion anyways.
I don't their that dumb.
But if they are... I'm worried.

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alphabet-pie In reply to Sciolto [2010-01-16 22:48:58 +0000 UTC]

I don't think it'll really be a slice. More a vague spoonful.
and Lumaria can't promise that it'll all be cake.

Okay, I let you off. This time.

That's lovely, says Marluxia. Can he have a blow job now?

Larxene likes the thought of being confused for Vexen. Marluxia, for one thing.
I think that the people who make things do though.

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DannyKen23 [2010-01-16 18:06:00 +0000 UTC]

Haha, hilarious.

And I never realized Freeshooter could be a porn star name until today.

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Sciolto In reply to DannyKen23 [2010-01-16 18:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Where have you been than?

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Jadefox123 [2010-01-16 18:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Aah Braig, You knew that was going to kick you in the arse of day.

And is it weird that I have very similar hair to 14 year old Myde?

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Sciolto In reply to Jadefox123 [2010-01-16 18:10:44 +0000 UTC]

He thought all his videos were taken off the market. He thought wrong.

Depends how you look at it. It could mean you're going to end up as a druggie Rockstar.
Or you have one very fasionable mophead.

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