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There is always a ringleader in a group.Always.
Don't give me that oh we're all friends here bullcrap.
Please.
I was going to make Lea the 'main' friend. But then I found out that wouldn't make much sense.
I wish I could say I made the whole 'talking to folder' thing up.
I didn't.
I sit beside the freak in my year. AND SHE TALKS TO HER FOLDER AND STROKES IT WITH LOVE AND TALKS TO IT AND CURSES ALL THE TIME AND WON'T STOP TALKING TO ME AND NEVER WASHES HER HAIR AND DOES OTHER WEIRD STUFF. I'm so scared that one day she'll try to kill everyone and I'll be first.
Do any of you have that freak in your year? You know, the ones that are proper freaks. Not you.
ps.
Mr Demyx is a drunk.
Based off a religion teacher in my school. Except she is x10 more sadder, drunker and weirder.
Yes my school is that awesome.
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2011-02-08 03:35:42 +0000 UTC]
Poor Even. XDD
I kinda thought Mr. Demyx was Luxord, though.
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Sciolto In reply to Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2011-02-09 22:18:01 +0000 UTC]
Even will never get over the sheer trama that is Myde.
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Xerchisha [2010-12-02 22:10:28 +0000 UTC]
I have a teacher who I would swear drinks 10 gallons of coffee every hour so she jabbers at a million miles per second IN FRENCH.
And then there's me, who talks to my drawings. Though mostly I'm yelling at Axel's hair and other such stuff and I have other art/video game 'nerds' with me.
We complain about proportions and Axel's FREAKISHLY THIN AND DISPROPORTIONATE BODY DAMMIT. DX
And spiky hair. We complain about that too. And Demyx's mullet.though we all love it.
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Sciolto In reply to Xerchisha [2010-12-05 11:52:27 +0000 UTC]
I WISH I HAD SOMEONE TO BITCH ABOUT AXEL TOO. WE CAN BITCH ABOUT AXEL OMG I HATE HIS FUCKING HAIR.
But the other person I know who likes KH is the freak who sits next to me...
And once she tried to explain to me what KH was all about... and I sat there and CRINGED.
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Xerchisha In reply to Sciolto [2010-12-05 16:21:35 +0000 UTC]
I feel so sorry for you...
I had someone once tell me that Riku was originally Sora's main love intrest and I think I stood in the middle of the walkway just staring at them like they were crazy for about 10 minutes.
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muggle-chick [2010-10-13 01:30:56 +0000 UTC]
There was a kid in my class a couple years ago who was just... I don't even know. He'd lay on his desk and pretend to be dead so that flies would land on him. Then he'd trap them with a paper cup, squash them, and eat them once he got a couple. And he'd bring spiders into class and give them names and talk to them. One time my teacher squahed one and he started BAWLING, saying he was a murderer, and ended up leaving class.
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Sciolto In reply to muggle-chick [2010-10-14 17:01:15 +0000 UTC]
Oh.
My.
God.
That is so utterly WEIRD.
I'm so glad I was not there because I would've been freaking out like no tomorrow.
Do you ever wonder what'll happen to these people?
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muggle-chick In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-15 04:30:25 +0000 UTC]
Everyone in the class just had this look that we dubbed as "The Devon Look". It was kind of like but worse. He was... so gross >.<
I think they end up either going nutso and being committed to an insane asylum or becoming the next Donald Trump. It depends on the type of crazy. Mine... well, he'll be in a straight jacket, for sure *nods*
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Rhetoric-and-Candy [2010-10-09 20:33:30 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AMAZING!
"Plus you want this eye candy, I know you do" Epic~!
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Sciolto In reply to Rhetoric-and-Candy [2010-10-10 13:10:29 +0000 UTC]
Myde doesn't know what he wants but Braig knows.
Braig always knows.
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Rhetoric-and-Candy In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-10 13:15:56 +0000 UTC]
because Braig know all. . .
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Sciolto In reply to Rhetoric-and-Candy [2010-10-10 21:11:39 +0000 UTC]
He thinks he does.
And that's enough for Myde.
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Rhetoric-and-Candy In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-10 22:54:55 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, cuz honestly, Lea is smarter than Myde. . .
and everyone knows Isa is the one that makes sure Lea is wearing clothes before he goes anywhere . . .
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Sciolto In reply to Rhetoric-and-Candy [2010-10-14 17:02:38 +0000 UTC]
I would beg to differ. If you got Lea and Myde doing a test they'd both equally fail.
Isa suffers for his bfflness with Lea.
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Rhetoric-and-Candy In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-14 23:07:48 +0000 UTC]
I can see it now~
"Lea. We've been through this before. If you're going outside you need pants."
"No I don't!"
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Sciolto In reply to Rhetoric-and-Candy [2010-10-15 16:02:11 +0000 UTC]
"But Isa, didn't you hear? It's no-pants day!"
"So was yesterday. And the day before Lea."
"Aw man, really? And I've been wearing pants for these holidays? ISSSSAAAAAAA DDDD::"
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Rhetoric-and-Candy In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-16 14:18:10 +0000 UTC]
Lea is related to Reno- and everyone knows Reno is a born failure. He doesn't mean to, he's not totally stupid, he just Fails.
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Zero-di-Cuori [2010-10-08 18:17:09 +0000 UTC]
Now that I think of it, I do have a couple of Evens in my school... only that they're worse, believe it or not...
Lea's expression in the last panel made me lawl
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Sciolto In reply to Zero-di-Cuori [2010-10-09 13:40:34 +0000 UTC]
There is an Even in evey school.
Always.
Lea's just a lol in general.
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Zero-di-Cuori In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-09 17:21:13 +0000 UTC]
Except that in my school there are more than one.
That's our LeA!
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Lady-Nina [2010-10-08 04:42:21 +0000 UTC]
thats Demyx? I could've sworn it was Luxord For obvious reasons XD
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Sciolto In reply to Lady-Nina [2010-10-08 06:50:40 +0000 UTC]
He's not going to kept that mullet/mohawk/whatever died on his head forever, you know.
Mr. Luxord is more BRITISH anyway.
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Lady-Nina In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-10 10:42:34 +0000 UTC]
BLASPHEMY! XD
I can't wait to see Mr.Luxord XD
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jabberwocky-x [2010-10-08 03:10:44 +0000 UTC]
Ha, there was a religion teacher at my school who was batshit crazy too. She talked to her shoulder. Like, she'd turn her head to the side and talk into her shoulder. And then there was another religion teacher who was totally stoned all the time and always made jokes about doing pot with us kids. It was kind of disturbing.
I think religion teachers in general are creepy freaks. Except for Mr. Killian. He was freakin' awesome. He was studying to become a priest before he met and fell in love with his wife, so now he's just a religion teacher. And he basically told the entire class full of homophobic asshats that homosexuality in and of itself is not a sin and that if Jesus's two best friends came up to him and told him that they were gay, he'd give them a hug and tell them it's okay. Because no one should be condemned for simply loving another human being. He was amazing,
BUT I DIGRESS.
Poor Myde. He gets stuck with partnering Even, that freak.
And poor Even. Because he's not gonna get a good grade with a slacker for a partner like Myde.
Oh, and poor Braig too. Because he doesn't get the opportunity to spend extra time with Myde and hit on him in the hopes that he'll get the hint too.
Oh, and nobody cares about Lea.
All the teachers at this school are so incompetent. It entertains me to no end. xD I frigging love the 80s-teachers!comics.
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Sciolto In reply to jabberwocky-x [2010-10-09 13:53:45 +0000 UTC]
Ours just stands there, being drunk and tells us EXTREMELY sad tales of her childhood. ...Did he ever do pot with you kids or was that amnother one of his broken dreams?
That.
Now that is too cute.
For serious. Why can't all religion teavhers be like that?
You know, maybe Even and Myde could learn something about each other... and maybe something abot themselves.
But that's never going to happen.
...Lea cares sbout himself. He cares a whole lot.
I need to get around doing the rest of them... This is the third, yeah? xD
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Sciolto In reply to Lambda-Cabin-11 [2010-10-08 17:44:07 +0000 UTC]
Mr Demyx the drunk? D: You must have some freaky teachers if you want him xD
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Lambda-Cabin-11 In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-08 20:37:58 +0000 UTC]
Nah, my teachers are awesome. I just want to be able to do nothing in class and just watch the teacher make fun of the students.
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CrystalWildfyr [2010-10-08 00:49:07 +0000 UTC]
My School pales in comparison. Everyone's too obsessed with being pretty and all made up that no one has time to be psychopathic. However, I am part of the 'Freak' group. We are the most awesome kids with bright colors and loud conversations around the 'preps' about crazy things like Gay rights and video games.
I know how Even feels though. I get stuck with the slackers in projects all the time.
Gahdamnit. I'm Even.
And please don't talk about Furries that way. One of my best friends is a Furry.
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SushiBee [2010-10-08 00:00:34 +0000 UTC]
I.
I cannot count the times this has happened to me. Damn my friends.
"You want this eye candy I know you do."
Poor Lea. Nobody wants to get stuck with the Friend of a Friend that they don't know that well and are really awkward around, much less getting stuck with the Not-So-Secret-Friend-with-Benefits of a Friend that you can't not imagine screwing your Friend.
Gah.
This was exactly what I needed tonight. I'm about to start a marathon essay writing and I definitely made good use of the lulz<3
There's this kid in my French class.
He's a furry. Legit.
And he butts in on everyone's conversations with jokes that make sense to nobody (except me since I'm a closet freak and get Death Note/Naruto/video games, etc jokes) and is a creeper and talks all the time about being a writer and doing commissions and etc. I bet he writes about Mary Sues. Or is secretly a yaoi fanboy.
Also my Art teacher is a weirdo.
We're working with clay right now, and she keeps using me as an example about how we're supposed to treat the clay "lovingly" and saying that clay work is "teaching the boys to be good, gentle lovers". I was like. What. What about the girls? And what woman wants to be wedged, rolled into coils, and paddled into the proper shape? WHAT. MISS MORGAN YOU'RE A DUMBFUCK.
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Sciolto In reply to SushiBee [2010-10-08 17:32:11 +0000 UTC]
Tell me about it.
I often wonder what it's like to be the main friend.
Must be nice.
"Plus, if you don't choose me; I'll get all moody and be annoyed at you for the rest of the day and you won't even know WHY. But when you ask I'll just glare at you and huff."
...
I have to draw that. Lea falling asleep and dreaming about him getting an award for just being Lea and BAM! HIS FRIEND AND THE MUTUAL GETTING DOWN HARDCORE STYLE. IT WOULD BE SO GRAHPIC AND TRIPPY cos this is Lea's mind and we don't know what he's on.
lol you have essa-
Shit.
So do I.
Damnit >:c
Oh my God.
A furry irl?
I... Shouldn't he be taken away for testing or something?
Oh, I hate it when they talk about thing that you (secretly) like/know about and you're cringing on the inside going STOP EMBARSSING YOURSELF cringecringecringe and then I feel bed cos I'm too caring.
I'm placing my money on the yaoi fanboy.
Someone's into s bit of S&M there.
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IncubusRhapsodos [2010-10-07 22:36:20 +0000 UTC]
I always got screwed like that during team projects. The teacher would always pair me with the freakiest, stupidest, laziest, most stuck up and/or the most asshatty person in the WHOLE FUCKING CLASS.
one time in Psychology class I got paired with this really pregnant chick, and I couldn't stop grossing out.
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Sciolto In reply to IncubusRhapsodos [2010-10-09 13:41:27 +0000 UTC]
NOT THE PREGNANT ONE!
I hate getting paired up with the pregnent one cos they just give out at you for looking at their bump.
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IncubusRhapsodos In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-11 02:48:20 +0000 UTC]
Pregnant people freak the living hell outta me. I swear to god I see one and I'm like
lol I'm weird so what >:F
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Sciolto In reply to Usaname [2010-10-08 17:41:20 +0000 UTC]
Seriously.
Wayyy more fulfilling to get a LeA.
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Sciolto In reply to Usaname [2010-10-09 10:36:40 +0000 UTC]
What about a MydE?
Nah, that doesn't really work.
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Usaname In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-10 02:51:58 +0000 UTC]
Actually, that'll get you a scholarship to the University of Sciolto.
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Usaname In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-10 21:34:09 +0000 UTC]
It's headed by Wondertwins.
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esser-elivia [2010-10-07 21:36:06 +0000 UTC]
Poor Myde, hard and painful work awaits him :<
In high school I had almost whole class made of similar "Evens", what a nightmare.
Does that mean Braig pair up with Lea for this project...?
Ouch, I can sense a F grade.
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Sciolto In reply to esser-elivia [2010-10-08 16:24:21 +0000 UTC]
Myde will slack off! He'll try his hardest not to do anything! But he'll fail, Even is too weird for him to cope with.
OhLord. That must of sucked, I mean... one freak is bad enough BUT A WHOLE CLASS? D: you poor chicken.
Not if Lea gets to Isa first ;D
Then by default Braig would be paired up with Terra.
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esser-elivia In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-08 21:42:55 +0000 UTC]
WITH TERRA?
I just imagined how Braig gets bullied by him to do a whole work for them both by himself. And when they get a B, terra will bully him again because he wanted go get an A grade D: Awww Braig, all nurses from local hospital feel sorry for him. Heβs there after every school project when he ends up paired with Terra...
And Myde knows that... that's why he wanted to pick Lea >D.
"Sorry Braig, his is argument was stronger", "WHAT?"
This way he'd get a few stalker-free days.
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firewolf013 [2010-10-07 21:26:37 +0000 UTC]
XDDDD Oh my god I can RELATE. When I was in eigth grade, I sat beside this kid who named his wrappers. They were his adopted familly, and he took them out to lunch and recess. Once, I stepped on his 'sister', and he cried for the rest of the day.
Safe to say I was TERRIFIED, and so glad I changed schools the next week XD
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Sciolto In reply to firewolf013 [2010-10-08 17:47:02 +0000 UTC]
That is adorable yet SO FRIGGIN' WEIRD.
Lucky, you got away! I can't move seats or else SHE'LL KNOW and ASK ME why I moved! D:
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firewolf013 In reply to Sciolto [2010-10-09 18:06:09 +0000 UTC]
I KNOW RIGHT?!
And damnit... that's a hard thing. Maybe you can ask the teacher to move forward a row because your sight is bad? Or even like me, your hearing is way off and you need third/Second row XD
By using your teacher as a scape goat, you've got a valid escape!
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fire-phoenix-kai [2010-10-07 20:52:38 +0000 UTC]
Hum. I have a weird teacher who refers to us as swords and we need to be sharpened or something. >.> It's kinda strange. I also had a teacher who referred to us as "Antelope" or "Gazelles" xD that was funny though more than scary. OH the guy in my math class. he makes me concernicus. >.> He always blurts out random stuff and it's just not normal. I hate myself for sitting where i did because now it's too late in the semester to move without people being like "o,o YOU MOVED! WHI?!" >w> Buy yeah :3
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