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scoopninja — Sloth Vs. Penguin: End Game

Published: 2005-08-13 16:58:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 2287; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 19
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Description Looks like its all over for mr penguin.
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silentglaive [2005-08-15 16:56:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? Well my Penguin has a lightsaber and can use the force to repel the gun shots.

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scoopninja In reply to silentglaive [2005-08-16 00:53:47 +0000 UTC]

not if he doesn't see them coming

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nerdsloth [2005-08-14 03:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Mike, I should be angry at your parody of my drawing, but instead I'm angrily amused.

Good photorealistic work on this, but there are two points to be made here:
1) That's a three-toed sloth; two-toed sloths are way better.
2) Sloths' arms cannot support their body weight; hence, they cannot walk or crawl, but only drag themselves along with their claws.

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scoopninja In reply to nerdsloth [2005-08-14 16:20:32 +0000 UTC]

1) This sloth must work out or something.
2) He doesn't have three toes. There are clearly only two. *Shifty Eyes*
3) You know far too much about sloths for your own well-being.

And of course, I had to make sure that people realized who the victor would be in a real-life situation, hence the parodicness of your dagron-er...drawing.

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nerdsloth In reply to scoopninja [2005-08-15 02:03:31 +0000 UTC]

Actually, the entire idea of my drawing was to make fun of Alien vs. Predator, at the request of Becky, not to state the obvious superiority of sloths.
1) Sloths don't work out. That's what makes them so slothful (creative, no?).
2) It still has the body structure of a three-toed sloth, which has a longer neck and stranger body proportions,
3) I have the moniker "nerdsloth"; I cannot know too much about sloths. It's just as you can't know too much about ice cream-serving ninjas.

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GenerallyInStock [2005-08-13 20:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Ney, the penguin has a knife ready! Never trust penguins!

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scoopninja In reply to GenerallyInStock [2005-08-13 23:35:42 +0000 UTC]

And there's probably a hippo crouching in the bushes with a tactical sniper rifle. Blasted hippos.

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