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Description
Some cute cryptids for your day.

Featuring: The Jersey Devil, The Flatwoods Monster, Mothman, and Bigfoot!

Jersey Devil (simply called Jersey or JD by other cryptids) often attempts to live up to his title as a devil. To do this, he tries being as evil as possible. Of course, he's not really a demon, just a horribly mutated goat, so any attempts at villainy just result in him looking like an annoying idiot. Despite his stand-offish nature and aggressive tendencies, he really does care for his fellow cryptids. He just has a screwy way of showing it. Jersey used to be your normal everyday goat that lived in the mountains until he was kidnapped by crazed Satanists that tried to use science to bring the antichrist into the world. All they got was a potbellied asshole that belches fire. His wings are too tiny so he can't even (properly) fly.

Flatwoods Monster (nicknamed Flats by her fellow cryptids) is an extraterrestrial cryptid. She and a few other members of her species had visited Earth to sightsee, but she was left behind while her comrades left in a rush to avoid detection from the locals. Despite having hyper-intelligence, she has the curiosity of a child when it comes to all the quaint things Earth has to offer. She considers Motherman, Bigfoot, and even Jersey to be her best friends.

Mothman (called Mothy by Flats and Double M by Jersey) is exactly who you think he is. The fabled anthropomorphic moth monster that lurks during the night. However, as you might have noticed, he's quite small. This is because moths aren't particularly big, and a humanoid moth wouldn't be all that much bigger as a result. The only reason he ever looks bigger in any of his photos is A) He's getting piggyback rides from Bigfoot, and B) The camera adds 10 pounds.

Bigfoot (sometimes called Foot by his friends, or BF by Jersey) is the missing link, as many people call him. Some think of him as a humanoid with ape-like tendencies, others say he's an ape with above average intelligence. One thing's for sure, he's not nearly as old as he looks. Believe it or not, compared to other members of his species, he's actually juvenile and was abandoned in the middle of the forest by his parents. Apparently, his feet stank too much for them to handle. He's just old enough (and gigantic enough) to take care of himself without fear of being gored by wild animals, but Mothman & Flats still stick around to sort of raise him to be a respectable adult sasquatch.

Description
Some cute cryptids for your day.

Featuring: The Jersey Devil, The Flatwoods Monster, Mothman, and Bigfoot!

Jersey Devil (simply called Jersey or JD by other cryptids) often attempts to live up to his title as a devil. To do this, he tries being as evil as possible. Of course, he's not really a demon, just a horribly mutated goat, so any attempts at villainy just result in him looking like an annoying idiot. Despite his stand-offish nature and aggressive tendencies, he really does care for his fellow cryptids. He just has a screwy way of showing it. Jersey used to be your normal everyday goat that lived in the mountains until he was kidnapped by crazed Satanists that tried to use science to bring the antichrist into the world. All they got was a potbellied asshole that belches fire. His wings are too tiny so he can't even (properly) fly.

Flatwoods Monster (nicknamed Flats by her fellow cryptids) is an extraterrestrial cryptid. She and a few other members of her species had visited Earth to sightsee, but she was left behind while her comrades left in a rush to avoid detection from the locals. Despite having hyper-intelligence, she has the curiosity of a child when it comes to all the quaint things Earth has to offer. She considers Motherman, Bigfoot, and even Jersey to be her best friends.

Mothman (called Mothy by Flats and Double M by Jersey) is exactly who you think he is. The fabled anthropomorphic moth monster that lurks during the night. However, as you might have noticed, he's quite small. This is because moths aren't particularly big, and a humanoid moth wouldn't be all that much bigger as a result. The only reason he ever looks bigger in any of his photos is A) He's getting piggyback rides from Bigfoot, and B) The camera adds 10 pounds.

Bigfoot (sometimes called Foot by his friends, or BF by Jersey) is the missing link, as many people call him. Some think of him as a humanoid with ape-like tendencies, others say he's an ape with above average intelligence. One thing's for sure, he's not nearly as old as he looks. Believe it or not, compared to other members of his species, he's actually juvenile and was abandoned in the middle of the forest by his parents. Apparently, his feet stank too much for them to handle. He's just old enough (and gigantic enough) to take care of himself without fear of being gored by wild animals, but Mothman & Flats still stick around to sort of raise him to be a respectable adult sasquatch.