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No, that's not a giant mutated rat, although he does get that a lot. What you see before you is actually a giant mutated...opossum. Not a possum. O-possum. And he'll he quite privy to remind you of that.

Fezter doesn't really remember where he came from or how he came to be. The most he remembers is coming into the world screaming (as most opossums do), and then spending the rest of his life in a garbage dump. During the day he sleeps in his cozy little trash hole, and at night he comes out to prowl about the landfill, searching for food or just neat things in general to decorate his den with. His (hammerspace) golf bag hold a variety of tools for any occasion, and he often carries around his trusty rusty pipe to keep the city authorities away from his den.

As one would guess, Fezter has a much longer lifespan than your average opossum, which is a bit of a bummer for him due to a constant need for companionship. Show him any ounce of kindness and he becomes quite clingy, and absolutely will invite you into his den for lunch and board games. The food is often rotten and the board games are usually missing half their pieces, but Fezter tends not to notice.

Description

No, that's not a giant mutated rat, although he does get that a lot. What you see before you is actually a giant mutated...opossum. Not a possum. O-possum. And he'll he quite privy to remind you of that.

Fezter doesn't really remember where he came from or how he came to be. The most he remembers is coming into the world screaming (as most opossums do), and then spending the rest of his life in a garbage dump. During the day he sleeps in his cozy little trash hole, and at night he comes out to prowl about the landfill, searching for food or just neat things in general to decorate his den with. His (hammerspace) golf bag hold a variety of tools for any occasion, and he often carries around his trusty rusty pipe to keep the city authorities away from his den.

As one would guess, Fezter has a much longer lifespan than your average opossum, which is a bit of a bummer for him due to a constant need for companionship. Show him any ounce of kindness and he becomes quite clingy, and absolutely will invite you into his den for lunch and board games. The food is often rotten and the board games are usually missing half their pieces, but Fezter tends not to notice.