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Published: 2008-11-06 11:39:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2001; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 24
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I ran out of "jokes" to put in webcomics and then came up with over a dozen 3-4 panel horror stories, so...I guess I have a new format
I'll try to think up a few more funny adventures for Brains, though.
....You get it, right? That his eyes keep growing if he doesn't remove them over and over?
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Too bad they did not get the poor man's instructions on how to make Eyes Cream and Iris the pupil did not get that lesson yet.
Ok, I will stop before my jokes get cornea.
Great job with this.
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The biotech industry would be interested, no doubt, in the opportunity to research his eye growth out of philanthropy for blind third-world humans.
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I don't think that blind patients would agree to having implants grown from this guy's eyes, if they knew where the "technology" came from...
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Oooooh. Genius. I totally never would have thought of that!
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Wait, so are the eyes the one organism split in two or two separate things that behave the same way?
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"They" would probably indicate separate things.
It's entirely possible though that he's merely delusional.
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Hahaha keep your eyes peeled
This is quite a good joke
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An important lesson in life; never misplace your peeler!
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I got that part, but it wasn't clear to me that he was peeling out his own eyes until I read your description. I thought there was some kind of nocturnal, sandman-like being out there that, while horrifying, was actually performing a necessary task for possibly hundreds or even thousands (the village of the eye, perhaps). So it didn't really match up with the second half. xD
I want to see more, though!
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